After a hot night of debauched heterosexual sex, my beloved, Anderson Cooper, waves goodbye to me. I’ll be announcing my pregnancy shortly. We’re going to name him Anderson Cooper, Jr. Also? How ’bout dem guns! [9/21/09, NYC] Keep reading »
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In Bed With … Alexander Skarsgard
VITAL STATS
Born: August 25, 1976, Stockholm, Sweden
Sun: Virgo
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Virgo
Mercury: Virgo
Venus: Virgo
Mars: Libra
Who’s Tugging On Chace Crawford?
Pretty boy no more! “Gossip Girl”‘s Chace Crawford appears in the new issue of edgy fashion and pop culture mag Wonderland with a decidedly new look. Mussed-up hair, fake knuckle tats, and … is that … guyliner?! In the show above, a roughed and glammed-up Chace is having his shirt pulled by a masculine-looking arm. Are the visible tats supposed to hint that maybe the appendage belongs to co-star and oft rumored lovah, Ed Westwick? We can only hope! After the jump, one more pic, plus a link to where you can see the rest. Keep reading »
Crush Of The Day: Joel Hicks, Gravy Wrestler
Jesus. Mother. Of. God. Hands off, ladies! Amelia and I are already fighting over him. May the best woman win. Say Hello, sexy! to gravy-covered Joel Hicks, aka Stone Cold Steve Bisto, the 30-year-old hottie who won the 2009 World Gravy Wrestling Championship. Gravy wrestling? Apparently, yes. (It’s in England; I guess they’re into that sort of thing.) Hicks looked dayum fine winning upon competing for the third time. “And i dont even LIKE gravy!” wails crushing Amelia. Right now, I like gravy very much. [Square Hippies] Keep reading »
Quick Pic: I’ll Believe It When I See It
I’ve told you all about Legendary Rock Star Penises and Actor Wangs, but that’s a pretty big blotch covering Russell Brand’s crotch. Sadly, it’s pricey to see this steamy naked photo we found on a paparazzi site, sans watermark. So, I’m going to take up a collection, Frisky gals. Put me down for 20 smackers! [Los Angeles, 9/14/09]
UPDATE: Sadly, we got a lil’ confused about being able to post watermarked photos (it’s Monday, we’re slow!), so we had to take the pic down. But you can still gaze upon it here. Keep reading »
In Bed With … Jesus Luz
VITAL STATS
Born: January 15, 1988, Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
Sun Sign: Capricorn
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Scorpio
Mercury: Aquarius
Venus: Aquarius
Mars: Scorpio
Quick Pic: Paul Rudd Is Just Kid-ding!
The bromantic (sorry Wendy!) babe joked around with this adorable fan between takes of his upcoming James L. Brooks movie. Can’t wait to see Paul on the big screen again and in a suit, yum! [Philadelphia, 9/1/09]
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Quick Pic: Taylor Lautner On Teen Vogue Cover
It’s no wonder Taylor Lautner made it onto our list of “21 Guys We’re Ashamed To Say We’d Screw” because he’s frickin’ hot, even when he’s giving a baby-face pout. But we’d never act on our attraction because he doesn’t look a day over 14. Keep reading »
The Marky Mark Workout
Did you know that Mark Wahlberg once had a workout video? And did you know you could still buy it on Amazon? Now there’s no excuse for not having a funky bunch of bulging muscles. [via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
Quick Pic: Hot, Shirtless Dudes Wrestling In Tomatoes
Ask me the question, “Hey, wanna roll around in tomato sauce?” and my answer would usually be a resounding “No.” But ask me, “Hey, wanna roll around in tomato sauce with a bunch of hot, shirtless Spanish guys?” and it’s a totally different story. Let’s just say that the scenery at yesterday’s annual La Tomatina food fight in Valencia, Spain, gives me a serious hankering for a Bloody Mary. [Yum Sugar] Keep reading »
