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Born: May 19, 1985 in Bilbao, Spain
Sun Sign: Taurus
If you watch only one gorilla reunion video today, make it this one. Here, conservationist Damian Aspinall is reunited with a lowland gorilla named Kwibi that he spent five years raising before the animal was released into the wild. Working with the Aspinall Foundation, which helps reintroduce captive gorillas from Howletts Wild Animal Park in England to a million acre reserve in Gabon, West Africa, Aspinall returned to West Africa, where Kwibi had been released, five years later, to see the gorilla he had helped raise. Nobody knew what would happen. The ape had attacked people. Their reunion is amazing to witness. Also, I would like to marry Aspinall. Oh, dang, he’s dating Elle McPherson. Sucks for me. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Fact: The Frisky is an inspiration.
Downside: They didn’t give us any credit for discovering that an image of a dude reading a book could make someone all hot and bothered, but we’ll get over it. That said, I am going to go register HotGuysPumpingGas.com right now. Keep reading »
Have you ever seen “The Man Whose Arms Exploded“? It’s the story of Gregg Valentino, a bodybuilder who injected himself with so many steroids that — well, the title pretty much explains it. (By the way, don’t click on that link if you don’t want to see someone inject steroids into their arms in rather gruesome fashion.) In any case, I don’t know who this young man is or what he has done to himself, but suffice to say it doesn’t look normal, not even remotely. Nor does it look sexy. Nor does it make me want to put my hands on him. He also looks to have gotten himself the male version of breast implants. His boobs are bigger than mine. Lastly, his taste in music is godawful. Sorry, dude. [Totallycrap.com] Keep reading »