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World Cup Soccer Hotties Get Naked, Down, And Dirty For You

Meet Oguchi Onyewu, a 28-year-old World Cup Soccer player from Maryland who plays for AC Milan in Italy. His name means “God fights my battles,” he enjoys Lil Wayne, and he pleads the Fifth when it comes to his dating life. Looks like a girl could do some laundry on those washboard abs. Today’s hottie is part of an Interview assemblage of some of the literally hottest American players who are making it big playing soccer. The other footballers-turned-models are Benny Feilhaber (sorry, kids, Amelia has called dibs already), Tim Howard, Carlos Bocanegra, and Jonathan Bornstein. If you can stand it, watch the video of their modeling session, featuring sweaty man boobs, slow-motion pectorals, and general soccer sexiness. Oh, and, you’re welcome. [Interview] Keep reading »

Taylor Lautner Will Take His Shirt Off, Whether He Likes It Or Not!

In nearly every interview conducted with “Twilight”‘s Taylor Lautner, the subject of his shirtlessness comes up. Lautner often seems uncomfortable with his man pecs being on display, saying being shirtless so much in the “Twilight” films was “awkward,” and “if I had to choose, I would never take my shirt off again in a movie, but I guess that’s not very realistic. I certainly won’t be asking to do it, though.” So, are we to assume he put up a big ol’ fight about getting shirtless for the new issue of GQ? Whatever the case, we’re happy he lost that heated battle. After the jump, one more shot (shirt on this time) and see more here. Keep reading »

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Washboard Abs Make Me Want To Do Laundry

Yesterday I was explaining to my brother the highly scientific way in which I decide which World Cup team to root for — who has the hottest players, obvs — and he asked me if I had a crush on Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Spain Portugal. I was like, “Nah, he’s not my style.” But it turns out my loins were telling a lie, because I just saw this new Armani ad featuring Ronaldo and HOLY CRAP is he hot. Check out one more, after the jump, and then pass the detergent. Keep reading »

In Bed With … Mark Ronson

VITAL STATS
Born: September 4, 1975 in London, England
Sun Sign: Virgo
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Leo
Mercury: Libra
Venus: Leo
Mars: Gemini

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Swiss Tourism Ad Is Chock-Full Of Hotties


The men in this Swiss tourism ad are even tastier than their chocolate. Yum, yum, gimme some! While the commercial is targeted at ladies in Europe who may be trying to take a holiday away from World Cup fanaticism, the men in America don’t care about soccer. Although, they’re still giving us plenty of sexy reasons to visit! [WOW Report] Keep reading »

Yes, Doll, Your Butt Does Look Good In Those Shorts!

Barcelona footballer Zaitan Ibrahimovic seems to be enjoying the view of his tush while on holiday. [Miami, 6/3/10] Keep reading »

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