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Oh Yes, Briefs Are Definitely Back

Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo is the latest spokesmodel for Emporio Armani men’s underwear and if these ads, uh, support anything, it’s that boxers are so last year. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

An Oil Spill Never Looked So Sexy!

Sure, Eva Mendes is oiled up and topless with model Jamie Dornan in a new crop of Calvin Klein ads, but I’d much rather stare at this other CK specimen. Doesn’t he remind you of Djimon Hounsou in Janet Jackson‘s “Love Will Never Do (Without You)” video? [Fashion Indie] Keep reading »

In Bed With … Johnny Depp

VITAL STATS:
Born:
June 9, 1963 at 8:44 a.m. in Owensboro, Kentucky
Sun Sign: Gemini
Ascendant: Leo
Moon: Capricorn
Mercury: Taurus
Venus: Taurus
Mars: Virgo

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Sometimes Bear Grylls Is Way Too Wild For Me


I have a major girl boner for “Man Vs. Wild”‘s Bear Grylls — he’s sexy, outdoorsy, and good when crisis strikes in the unfriendly wilderness. However. WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO? On a recent episode, Bear is stuck on a handmade raft in the middle of the ocean and he’s so dehydrated that he decides to give himself an enema. First of all, who happens to have a tube ideal for giving oneself an enema handy when they’re stuck in the middle of the ocean? Bear, I suppose. But also, eww. And yet … my girl boner is still at attention. [WOW Report] Keep reading »

Why Is Alexander Skarsgard Speaking In A Southern Accent?

Maybe I’m crazy, but there’s a big difference between a Southern accent and a Swedish accent, right? Like, my ears wouldn’t be confusing the two, would they? Last night I was watching the above interview with “True Blood” hottie Alexander Skarsgard on “Extra” and was seriously perplexed. Wait, isn’t he from Norway or Sweden or something? Why does he sound like his name should be Billy Bob? Sure enough, Skarsgard was born and raised in Stockholm, but I can’t detect even the slightest bit of Swedish Chef in that sexy voice of his. Skarsgard is filming a movie called “Straw Dogs” and the story takes place in the Deep South. Is he “method” and constantly in character? In which case, can I please interview him while he’s filming “True Blood” and he can practice sucking on my neck? Keep reading »

In Bed With … Jake Gyllenhaal

VITAL STATS:
Born:
December 19, 1980 in Los Angeles, CA
Sun Sign: Sagittarius
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Gemini
Mercury: Sagittarius
Venus: Sagittarius
Mars: Capricorn

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Hot Guys & Baby Animals Together At Last!

File this one under “Brilliant Ideas I Would Have Thought Up If I Wasn’t Busy Complicating Things.” Hot guys. Baby animals. Together, in a calendar. Twelve months of sexy men cuddling adorable, fuzzy furballs. I know. I know! A few more pics that will give you the “ahhs” and “awws,” after the jump. [$12.99, Hot Guys And Baby Animals] Keep reading »

Hello, Doctor!

Someone fetch the smelling salts! I knew the “Sex Rehab” doctor was hiding something under those tight T-shirts and button-downs. [Hawaii, 12/20/09] Keep reading »

We’re About To Get A Whole Lot More Of Taylor Lautner

Normally, this is a man’s problem. Some pretty young thing, a starlet of the day, Brooke Shields, the Olsen Twins, or Miley Cyrus in a blanket is splashed everywhere, exposed to the full media gaze — gorgeous, nearly naked, and jail-bait. Now, it’s mine. Keep reading »

Does This Tush Belong To Lindsay Lohan’s New Boyfriend?

According to the NY Daily News, Lindsay Lohan started dating this booty before she left for India (she’s there, like, on some humanitarian mission, but reportedly she’s hating every second of it). It belongs to Adam Senn, a male model that you would probably recognize from the first season of “The City,” if you actually watched that crap. All I know is that this ad makes me believe in the power of briefs. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

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