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Sofia Vergara On The Tragedy Of American Bathing Suits
“I was like, What is that? It’s like a diaper. It’s terrible. Who can look good in that? When I moved to the United States, I used to have bathing suits brought up from Colombia. There’s nothing slutty about a dental-floss bikini. You don’t even think about it. The first bathing suit your mother buys you is in the shape of a triangle.”
– Sofia Vergara tells Esquire about her shock and confusion when confronted with American swimsuits, which are positively puritan compared to the preferred styles in Colombia. [via A-Line]
I’ll Have Whatever Lenny Kravitz Is Cooking
As a Hunger Games fan, I am still not entirely sure how I feel about Lenny Kravitz playing Cinna in the upcoming film. But I am sure that he looks incredibly fine standing over a hot stove. Yum yum gimme some. See more pics from the Interview magazine photoshoot at the link. [Interview]
Hot Dude Alert: 25 Photos Of Joshua Bowman From “Revenge”
The best part of the holidays being over is that TV can go back to its regular schedule. Specifically, a new episode of “Revenge” is finalllllly on this Wednesday after a few weeks hiatus. In honor of its return, theBERRY has 25 photos of the show’s resident hottie Joshua Bowman. Click on for more drool-worthy pics. [theBERRY]
12 Hot Actors To Watch In 2012
The Best Of 2011!
Our picks for the best of the year in pop culture, style, sex, and more! Read More »
Sick of JGL, Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, and every other commonly crushed on Hollywood hunk? No worries — 2012 promises a bevy of sensationally good-looking and talented dudes that have the potential to capture your attention. Here are 12 hotties to keep your eye on in the year to come…
Yes, This Is A Gratuitous Shirtless Zac Efron Photo
… but he’s wearing a Santa hat, so it’s festive!
Grab yourself a candy cane and check out more shirtless hot dudes Photoshopped into Santa hats at Swoonworthy. It’s a tension-reliever, I tell ya. [Swoonworthy] Keep reading »
The Best Topless, Bottomless & All Around Naked Scenes Of 2011
The Best Of 2011!
Our picks for the best of the year in pop culture, style, sex, and more! Read More »
It’s almost Christmas, with less than two weeks left in 2011, and I am feeling very grateful. Thankful for my friends, my family, the Frisky community, and, perhaps most important, the plethora of fine ass, rockin’ abs, bountiful titties, and full-frontal dudes that have graced the screen this year. Here are my pics for the best topless, bottomless, and totally nekkid scenes of 2011.
31 Heartthrobs From The ’90s
Another day, another epic hunky slideshow from theBERRY. This time, ’90s heartthrobs. I am going to just admit right now that I totally hearted Jonathan Brandis in “Ladybugs.” RIP. Read more…
Here’s A Photo Of Jon Hamm With Bunny Ears, Without Pants
I have no idea what is going on in this photo, I just know I like it. I like it a lot. Happy Monday, y’all!
Afternoon Eye Candy: Marlon Brando
Um, 27 glorious photos of (young) Marlon Brando? Yes, please! Check it out over at theBERRY…
