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Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 26-June 1, 2014

Astro 101: Panic Inducers
Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Each Sign Just Can't Handle
The life experiences most likely to give each sign a nervous breakdown. Read More »

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Don’t get lured in by comfort, because the minute you submit to a routine, you’ll squandering your kinetic mental energy that could otherwise fuel amazing change. Mastery is out there for you, but it’ll mean putting aside the drink, donut, cigarette, or whatever your vice is to bring forth the smartest part of you.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 28

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Every minute of every day can’t be hot, and to work with that logic as your primary motto won’t get you far now. Watch out, as your dreams are going to get a nightmarish hue and will force you to confront the source of your current negative thinking. Yes, it may sound a bit too sci-fi, but it’s no joke. Whatever is next, start with buckling your safety belt.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 31 Keep reading »

Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Most Likely To Give Each Sign A Nervous Breakdown

Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Each Sign Just Can't Handle

Life is full of complex situations and transitions that are difficult to navigate. But have you ever noticed how differently people react to these experiences? Some people shrug off having a fight with their friend, while others act like a spat over borrowed shoes is the actual end of the world. For some people, getting laid off is a stressful but surmountable hardship, for others, a pink slip might as well be a one-way ticket to crazytown. And what about breakups? They suck for everyone, obviously, but why do some people bounce back relatively quickly while others crumble into little pieces and take years to recover? Next time you find yourself on the verge of a nervous breakdown, look to your astrological sign, which affects the way we cope with stress and which situations are likely to send us into panic mode. Here are 12 life experiences that each sign just cannot handle… Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 19-25, 2014

Gemini (May 21-June 20): This week, give forward-ho multiple meanings, as there are many leaps and bounds to make now. Yes, mental gears are shifting, making you think logically about what you can get for what you give. That doesn’t mean being shady, but moving ahead is about getting better and giving better.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 21 Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 12-18, 2014

Taurus (April 20-May 20): All those weird ulterior motives you’ve been working on and the wack ones your man operates with are going to come to a head and break the case wide open. Major emotions will pour out, shifting the dynamic of your chemistry. Yes, it could be a miracle or absolute mayhem, as you are an all or nothing lady — remember that and refuse to settle for crumbs now.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 14 Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 5-11, 2014

Taurus (April 20-May 20): In the quietest parts of your day, anxiety will creep in and slowly you’ll start seeing that a certain love dilemma you’ve grappled with does have a solution. The catch? It’ll require a major sacrifice that can carry a lot of resentment if it goes wrong. Sure, there are happy accidents in the stars now, but to see if this particular circumstance is one of them will require walking through it.

Best Lay Day: Friday, May 9 Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 28-May 4, 2014

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’re going to feel the power of the stars pulsating in and all around you, as this is your ultimate week to embrace with open arms, legs and heart. There is going to be a sense of love and power you haven’t had in ages. Show off what you have, no matter how modest you are, because everyone will be whistling and hollering in the right way back at you.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 29 Keep reading »

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