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Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

12 Tips For Handling Mercury Retrograde Without Becoming A Train Wreck

12 Tips For Handling Mercury Retrograde Without Becoming A Train Wreck
Retrograde Rewards
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Nineteen daily rewards to get you through this difficult time. Read More »

Starting June 7 (and lasting until July 2), the planet Mercury went retrograde, causing our lives to go haywire. Mercury Retrograde happens several times each year, but somehow, it never gets any easier to cope with. Mercury is thought to rule communication, transportation and deep thoughts, which skews all these things off-balance when retrograde begins.

Mercury retrograde often inspires people to get themselves into grand predicaments or make rash decisions they later regret. Life feels dreamlike and hazy, emotions are running high, and trains and planes are delayed. It’s almost as if life is moving in slow motion and takes extra effort. People you usually communicate with perfectly suddenly misunderstand your intentions. During this time, our subconscious thoughts come to the surface and rule our minds more than our more logical sides.

I’d be content to hide at home in a body mitten until Mercury is back on track, but life can’t stay at a total standstill until July 2.  Even if you don’t believe in astrology, enough people do and are acting wonky because of it that you’ll be impacted by the planetary hoopla either way. Here are some ways to survive Mercury retrograde in the meantime (and in October when it happens again!): Keep reading »

Meet Debra Silverman, My New Favorite Psychotherapist/Astrology Expert

Meet Debra Silverman, My New Favorite Psychotherapist/Astrology Expert
"Why don't you look at me when you talk?"

Kiki T’s Friskyscopes are my forever fave, but count me among Debra Silverman’s newest fans. The psychotherapist  also considers herself an “astrology professional” and has a series of YouTube videos in which she acts out the primary personality traits of the 12 zodiac signs. I can only speak for myself, but her Scorpio impression is both terrifically accurate and hilarious. Scorpio, whether she’s been drinking or not — Debra’s Scorpio seems like she’s had a few — is always at risk of blurting out what she really thinks, which explains why we can be kind of quiet. Check out a few more of Debra’s astrological impressions after the jump and the rest at the link! [ViralNanoNews] Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of June 23-29, 2014

Astro 101: Your Creed
What creed does your sign live by? Read More »

Cancer (June 21-July 22): A breakthrough is going to happen, slipping your brain into a new dimension and leaving you with messages from the beyond. Yes, it’s going to get freaky, in terms of feeling like you are channeling an energy that is without explanation. Love it for what it is, as it’ll be one of the more profound and trippiest times you’ll have legally in ages!

Best Lay Day: Friday, June 27

Leo (July 23-August 22): Submit to blending into the crowd, no matter how much you despise the people around you. Camouflage is key now, as those who are too much in the spotlight will only wind up with egg on their face. Yes, the vibe will be rough out there, as there are animals that want to bite heads off now. Hone in on an escapist vibe and make it your mission to get to next week safely.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, June 29 Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of June 16-22, 2014

Astro 101: Rising Signs
Astrology 101: A Deeper Look At Rising Signs
Why are rising signs so important? Read More »

Cancer (June 21-July 22): A lot of emotions will be stirred up this week. Brace yourself for the rush, because you can expect 10 times more force back than you’ve put into your latest obsession. Yes, a lot of pent up surprises will explode in your face, making you have to react fast. Seems a new drama is going to emerge and it’ll be one that’ll dazzle as much as it dismays.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, June 21

Leo (July 23-August 22): Beware, your emotions may get the best of you now and it’ll be easy to manipulate your empathetic nature. While you do love to play hero, this week’s mission may be completely thankless and bruise your self-esteem more than it would elevate it. So, let go of that sad puppy that wants to attach to you now, because it won’t be cute.

Best Lay Day: Friday, June 20 Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of June 9-15, 2014

Astro 101: Panic Inducers
Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Each Sign Just Can't Handle
The life experiences most likely to give each sign a nervous breakdown. Read More »

Gemini (May 21-June 20): It’s crunch time in terms of needing to commit to summer plans. There are a lot of logistics to sort out, which will be pivotal to making sure your entire summer is all fun in the sun over sad and soggy. Plus, if you don’t make those decisions now, it’ll be over before you know it. This is not the time for you to be square.

Best Lay Day: Friday, June 13

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Testing history and various other uncomfortable conversations will be front and center now. Do yourself a favor and stay on top of it, as it’ll be an eye-opening experience to get to know another side of that special someone that you didn’t expect. It could also be amazing to feel this security, but it doesn’t have to be deep either. Don’t project.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, June 10 Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of June 2-9, 2014

Astro 101: Panic Inducers
Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Each Sign Just Can't Handle
The life experiences most likely to give each sign a nervous breakdown. Read More »

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Minor delays are going to screw up your flow, alter plans of attack and raise your ire to the roof. Yes, heavy eyeliner and black clothes are in order now, as you’ll want to emphasize the injustices against you. However, don’t let the self-pity get out of hand, as there are reserves of ingenuity you can dredge up from the deepest parts within you. If you do, by week’s end, you’ll see some light.

Best Lay Day: Friday, June 7

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Shocking run-ins are going to happen this week, making you feel like you might faint from surprise. Yes, be prepared to have an awkward conversations or two. No matter, as it’s a small world and it was going to happen one day anyway, so why not now? Despite the weirdness, it’ll feel good to get rid of this ghost that haunted you more than you were willing to admit.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, June 5 Keep reading »

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