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Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

For The Week Of December 13-19, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Avoid making romance the focal point of the holiday, otherwise you could miss other precious moments that will be worth more than their weight in gold. Plus, expectations won’t do anyone any good, as there are two different points of view on what is going to be extolled as “romantic.” At the least, you two can compromise by having the same sense of humor.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your ability to play mediator will come in handy, as your honey’s hot head will be steaming up and causing trouble. While it’s never fun to get forced into playing referee, chalk this up to being part of the slippery slope of love, taking the bad with the good. Thankfully, you do have plenty of pleasant memories to focus on, so think of them as you pass through this aggravating time.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget keeping score and nitpicking about the value of things and what you give, versus what you get. Nothing is ever finite and if you try to analyze the situation now in such a way, you’ll only be damming yourself, as in creating unnecessary resentments. Sorry, Scorpio, you aren’t always right.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

This week there will be things that fly out of your mouth that you might regret in hindsight, but if you follow the belief that everything has a reason, then you’ll be able to have some patience to let the dust settle and see what works itself out from there. You’re not someone who holds back ever, so understand that sometimes it’s timing that’ll screw you up.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You might have to go back on your word or prepare yourself for someone going back on his or hers. All agreements made around now aren’t going to be too solid, as much as you will want to believe they are. So, forget about making assumptions and be ready to go one slow step at a time.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Trying to work in a group dynamic won’t be your cup of tea this week, but of course, you might not get much of a say as your honey will have obligations that will have you going into places and encountering faces that aggravate. No matter, this is all a part of being part of a team. So, if anything, take it as it comes and check off a few points in your favor for good behavior.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There are certain opinions of yours that won’t be the most popular now, so it might be to your advantage to keep conversations basic. Sure, small talk isn’t your specialty, but it’s better than getting into it and ruining the other more pleasant aspects of your life. You should know by now that one piece of discord will disrupt your whole state of mind.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Keep your goals realistic this week and avoid stressing yourself out trying to be everything to everyone. Because no matter what you do now, it’ll seem everyone will have complaints. It won’t be personal, but you don’t need to be anyone’s whipping post. So keep favors to a minimum now. After all, if anyone is going to do the flogging, it should be you in leather hot pants.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

What happens behind closed doors needs to stay behind close doors. Otherwise, if any of your life’s intimate details leak, it will cause a big ruckus among those who lead boring lives. Yes, seems someone around you will need to talk crap and try to stir up rumors, just to give him or her something to say at their holiday get-togethers. Lame, but tragically true.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Realize that the stress is going to be hitting your relationship hard now and no one will be acting in a normal fashion. This means you will need extra patience in dealing with all, as changes will come suddenly, throwing plans and your balance out of whack at rather inappropriate times. However, if you can keep it together, extra power will fall into your hands shortly.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You love falling for the crazies, but it doesn’t mean the novelty doesn’t eventually wear out. You know it; this week is when you’ll start feeling tied down in a big way, as having to think for two won’t be as easy or as enjoyable as thinking for just you. Yes, nothing like giving yourself a gift early, as in leaving the baggage behind and getting back your freedom.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A festive feeling is in the air and this is when your heart will be bigger than the sleeve you want to wear it on, so be careful not to be pledging your affections all over town. While juggling can be fun most of the time, this time around, it will get messy. Seems your world right now is smaller than you think.

For The Week Of December 6-12, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Don’t just believe words you hear. If you want to trust what is happening, you need to see it with your eyes. Words are too easy now. This is the time when so-and-so needs to prove what they mean in a big way, by making a sacrifice or putting something on the line. If this person isn’t willing to go there, know that speaks louder than any words.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Although it has a high chance of being a mess, working with your baby on a home project can be your ticket to romance. Seems some bonding time is needed, in that nesting way, as in literally building something that together will help you both put bigger pieces of your puzzle together. It’ll be the mundane acts you do together now that will make you the hottest.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Good communication takes time to perfect. So even though you might not feel heard this week, say it anyway, because saying what you feel now is not for the other person, as much it is about you and just getting pent-up frustrations and ideas out. After all, if you can’t even admit it to yourself, how can you expect anyone else to want to understand?

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Big ideas might be brewing in your head, but getting another to listen to you is going to take extra efforts, as there will be a lot more red tape you are going to have to cut through to get your point across. While the frustration will be high, keep a good attitude, as it’s all about sticking to your vision now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sexy surprises are in store as your mojo will be amping itself a notch and having you suddenly change decisions you’ve made, sending you off to a new path. Yes, your boldness will be out for the world to see and while this might lower your popularity rating, you oddly won’t care, as this is your time and you just have to steer your ship where it must go.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

As much as you want to fight to clear up a certain misconception going on, don’t exert all your energy. Sometimes you have to see that people’s conclusions about you have nothing to do with you but with themselves, and as much as you want to argue, it won’t do a thing. Not to say you have to just stand there and take it, but understand some people are just that limited.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Life is going to be up and down, as you will be making new connections that will motivate you, but then there will be setbacks when overestimating another will make you want to give up. At this point you just have to take the good and the bad and not define every minute. Rather, step back to look at a bigger picture and work from that higher place.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’ll be all about exercising your power now, but be careful how you express yourself, because no matter how gentle you think you might be, another will be working on the defensive. It’ll be a time when differing opinion can majorly clash and make your life one giant headache. As it goes, some people just don’t know what is good for them.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Just when you thought love is a many splendor, in comes the strings attached to make you rethink your position. Yes, not all will be lovely in paradise, as the variations on the truth pop up and you stop to reexamine the road you’ve been on. Luckily, friends are there to support you. So don’t be shy in calling up everyone and seeking out the answers you’ll need to move ahead.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Don’t be messing around with protection, literally and metaphorically, as now all the info you have won’t be what it seems. Avoid throwing caution to the wind, despite how good it might feel, because there may be a bigger price to pay. Besides, you are in no rush and the power is in your hands to call the shots as you wish and set the pace.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

No matter how much you care for someone, they can’t always do as you say. This is the time when you are going to have to be willing to compromise and choose being happy over being right. While this sounds like torture, as you do feel your actions deeply, you can’t always win every battle, but as long as you win the war, that is all that should matter now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Just keep yourself busy with wrapping up the little details of your life, as trying to work on anything big will be too frustrating for words. Not to say the minutiae is a walk in the park, but at least there you will be able to make some headway. Plus, staying hectic with overdue errands is one way to keep you out of trouble.

For The Week Of November 29-December 5, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Subtlety isn’t going to work on the home front. If you aren’t with their program, speak up and voice your ideas. As it stands, this isn’t an easy time, but reverting to silence or any sort of passive behaviors will only prolong or aggravate the agony. Besides, if you don’t guard your boundaries, where will you draw the line and how else will anyone know where not to tread?

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Keep up the pace and don’t let yourself slag behind. The slower you are now, the more questions may creep into your mind and cause trouble. The point is to avoid being your own worst enemy, and stay busy. If that means saying “yes” to all invites, go for it. At the very least, it’ll keep your brain from going over the deep end by taking yourself or any others too seriously now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Indulge yourself, as the pressures hanging heavy over you are lifting and it’s time to exhale. Celebrate your accomplishments and know you make a direct difference to the world around you. Yes, this is your moment to toot your own horn and love it, as you’ve passed all your tests with flying colors. Plus, you’ll need this last hurrah before entering your next phase of challenges.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Throw away all that you know and take a walk on the wilder side. This is your time for a little reinvention and showing off a new side of yourself. That’s right, no matter how bold you think you already are or willing to go, amp it up a few notches. Flinging open a few doors isn’t enough; it’s making an entrance that’ll go down in history.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget the excuses. You have bled your compassion dry. Now, it’s time to focus back on what truly matters — you. Yes, time to shut down all those extraneous voices that have been drowning out logic and come back to a tranquil peace of mind where you aren’t always the one left with the shortest end of the stick — because as of today, size does matter!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You already know the answers; so make it about acceptance this week. You know your gut has been trying to tell you something, and you won’t be able to deny it this week, as even more confirmations will come through friends, so heed the warning. Not to say the news is going to be bad, but change is coming and once it does, it’ll rock your world in quite an interesting way.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Crazy offers will find their way to you from a friend or some weird association. Whatever the case, jump on it. If this opportunity takes you far out of your current routine, even better, as this is your time to break free and go off onto new horizons. Seems trying out new positions will benefit you in more ways than just the obvious.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget trying to hear what you want to hear, because it won’t work. There is no deluding the truth now, as whomever you’re entangled with is not as liberal as you might assume. While you can try to push and pull until the break of dawn, realize there are more exciting and productive ways to expend your energy, because barking up this tree won’t get you anywhere.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You don’t have to change what you’re saying, but if you want that someone to connect to what you’re feeling, you are going to have to use alternate methods to get your point across. Seems your intensity may not be so easy for another to digest, making this disconnect occur. Instead, throw in a dose of humor to get them to bite; from there it’ll be much easier to go in for the kill.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Breathe a sigh of relief as you and your honey get on the same wavelength in a huge way or, at the very least, you find a powerful resolve in yourself that will have you feeling your most confident. Whichever the case, good times are in store as you turn your issues around to work for you, creating new pathways to success and a revived feeling of hotness. Yes, love the burn!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The comfort level in your relationship is going to that place when calling up just to hear each other’s voice is going to feel as natural as breathing. Yes, this is a time to revel in the togetherness that is you two, but don’t be shy in sharing your feelings and thoughts, as now is also your moment to start dropping bigger crumbs to where you want your boo to follow you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your mojo is on and if you have to lay it on extra thick this week, oh well. Sure, your nose may grow a few inches, but it won’t be for nothing, as being a bit sycophantic could make a lot of other things in your life grow to the size you need and want. Realize for the greater good, this act must be done and at the end of the day, whom does it really hurt anyway?

Venus Goes Direct: Everyone, Back To Falling In Love!

Breathe a sign of relief if you were one of those people who couldn’t get a break in love, money, or even squeezing out a good hair day in the last month. The good news is there was a reason for that mayhem: Venus was in retrograde, a trying period when all things dealing with love, beauty and pleasure go haywire. Your moods swing between emotional extremes, while also, at times, skewing your vanity. However, November 18th marked the day when the insanity officially ended, giving us just one more week of its aftershocks before fully subsiding its dastardly power, which took hold on October 8th in intense Scorpio. (It then re-entered indecisive Libra on November 7th, where it will stay until November 29th, until it returns to Scorpio until January 7th, 2011, which is an extra long and sexy place to be!) Keep reading »

For The Week Of November 22-28, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be warned: you might feel a bit more neurotic than usual, tuning onto a psychic power that will make you see deep beyond surfaces. Go ahead and don’t let anyone talk you out of your “craziness. Instead, dissect whatever is on the examining block to the core, as your security and sense of trust are now under fire — it’s time to find solid ground where you are or elsewhere.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be shy in running what you hear past friends before considering the offers that have come in. Not to say you need their permission, but you may be projecting, hearing what you want to hear instead of getting the facts straight. Of course, in time what you wish may come to pass, but for now, the pace you are moving at is likely to be slower than the one you want.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just because someone is aggressive doesn’t make him or her passionate or smarter. Sure, it’s hot being with someone who knows what they want, but this has to be a two-way street for it to truly work. If you are feeling even a bit of apprehension, take that as your red flag. Understand moving ahead isn’t always the right option, especially if staying where you are works for you.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Believe your own hype because this isn’t the time to cut corners to accommodate anyone. Yes, you might come across as a little too bossy for some people’s taste, but screw them. This is your time to shine and if they can’t add to your luster, then they need to step off. There is no holding you back now, even if you don’t know where you are going, as all will unravel in time

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

An epiphany is coming for you, as long as you put yourself out there and voice what is bothering you. Seems that in your verbiage will come the answer: You will hear yourself in a way that will start to make all things clear. So, time to double up on the shrink appointments, journal writing or purging to friends, because a breakthrough is destined.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This is your time to be who you want to be and throw caution to the wind, as a burst of energy is about to hit you and send waves of inspiration to your brain and body. Seems nothing can stop you now. You have all the right people at your disposal, helping you to whatever goals you set. The catch: put out the signals loud and clear, because those around you are not mind readers.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There will be more promises made to you than you’ll know what to do with, but you’re a smart lady and if you pay attention closely, you will know which opportunities are for real and which are just meant to flatter. Yes, seems there’ll be more than a few who want to kiss your ass, but only a precious few who will actually have the ability to do so properly: know the difference.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget what you see and pay attention to what you feel, as nothing you assume might be what truly lies beneath. You know it; time to listen to that higher being in you and take the higher road, as the one less traveled now will be the one that will bring the answers you need. Of course, it may also bring some suffering along the way, but nothing you can’t handle.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Get behind closed doors and pull the shades shut, but don’t be foolish to think you can go it alone. Instead, grab someone delicious to join in on your hibernation. All you need now is some real intimacy to recalibrate yourself and make you feel powerful. Otherwise, trying to submerge yourself solo into your deep unknown will only put you farther down the hole.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Relationship woes are about to end and a new balance will be achieved, redefining the purpose and direction of where you both want to go. Yes, a love renaissance is in the works, putting you and your baby on the same page in every way and making all the pieces of the puzzle fit together easily, as now you both are finally seeing the same picture.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

A surprise is about to enter your day-to-day life, breaking you out of your current malaise. What you once thought was cute will no longer suffice, as something new and improved is heading your way. Once it arrives, you might not know what to make of it, but your curiosities won’t be able to resist wanting to make something of it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Not that you aren’t already playful, but this week will unravel a new level of flirty, as fate will have quite the way of nudging you into a fun, new, sexier adventure that will have even you wondering how far you would go. Yes, challenges are in store, as in new boundaries to push and new ideals to grasp. Seems you haven’t done it all, yet.

Ask The Astrosexologist: “Will My Virgo Ex Ever Want Me Back Or Should I Move On?”

My Virgo ex-boyfriend and I dated for over a year and a half. We met in high school, when he was a senior and I was a junior. He left for college, but we wanted to stay together, so we tried a long-distance relationship. For the majority of that year, everything worked out well … but then he changed. A lot. He chopped off all his hair and became the epitome of a “frat boy” even though he never joined one. I tried to suppress my feelings, thinking that it was just freshman year experiences and I couldn’t say anything because when I went to college I’d probably change too. As far as I know, he never cheated, but he did become increasingly distant.

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