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Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

For The Week Of November 22-28, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be warned: you might feel a bit more neurotic than usual, tuning onto a psychic power that will make you see deep beyond surfaces. Go ahead and don’t let anyone talk you out of your “craziness. Instead, dissect whatever is on the examining block to the core, as your security and sense of trust are now under fire — it’s time to find solid ground where you are or elsewhere.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be shy in running what you hear past friends before considering the offers that have come in. Not to say you need their permission, but you may be projecting, hearing what you want to hear instead of getting the facts straight. Of course, in time what you wish may come to pass, but for now, the pace you are moving at is likely to be slower than the one you want.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just because someone is aggressive doesn’t make him or her passionate or smarter. Sure, it’s hot being with someone who knows what they want, but this has to be a two-way street for it to truly work. If you are feeling even a bit of apprehension, take that as your red flag. Understand moving ahead isn’t always the right option, especially if staying where you are works for you.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Believe your own hype because this isn’t the time to cut corners to accommodate anyone. Yes, you might come across as a little too bossy for some people’s taste, but screw them. This is your time to shine and if they can’t add to your luster, then they need to step off. There is no holding you back now, even if you don’t know where you are going, as all will unravel in time

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

An epiphany is coming for you, as long as you put yourself out there and voice what is bothering you. Seems that in your verbiage will come the answer: You will hear yourself in a way that will start to make all things clear. So, time to double up on the shrink appointments, journal writing or purging to friends, because a breakthrough is destined.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This is your time to be who you want to be and throw caution to the wind, as a burst of energy is about to hit you and send waves of inspiration to your brain and body. Seems nothing can stop you now. You have all the right people at your disposal, helping you to whatever goals you set. The catch: put out the signals loud and clear, because those around you are not mind readers.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There will be more promises made to you than you’ll know what to do with, but you’re a smart lady and if you pay attention closely, you will know which opportunities are for real and which are just meant to flatter. Yes, seems there’ll be more than a few who want to kiss your ass, but only a precious few who will actually have the ability to do so properly: know the difference.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget what you see and pay attention to what you feel, as nothing you assume might be what truly lies beneath. You know it; time to listen to that higher being in you and take the higher road, as the one less traveled now will be the one that will bring the answers you need. Of course, it may also bring some suffering along the way, but nothing you can’t handle.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Get behind closed doors and pull the shades shut, but don’t be foolish to think you can go it alone. Instead, grab someone delicious to join in on your hibernation. All you need now is some real intimacy to recalibrate yourself and make you feel powerful. Otherwise, trying to submerge yourself solo into your deep unknown will only put you farther down the hole.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Relationship woes are about to end and a new balance will be achieved, redefining the purpose and direction of where you both want to go. Yes, a love renaissance is in the works, putting you and your baby on the same page in every way and making all the pieces of the puzzle fit together easily, as now you both are finally seeing the same picture.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

A surprise is about to enter your day-to-day life, breaking you out of your current malaise. What you once thought was cute will no longer suffice, as something new and improved is heading your way. Once it arrives, you might not know what to make of it, but your curiosities won’t be able to resist wanting to make something of it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Not that you aren’t already playful, but this week will unravel a new level of flirty, as fate will have quite the way of nudging you into a fun, new, sexier adventure that will have even you wondering how far you would go. Yes, challenges are in store, as in new boundaries to push and new ideals to grasp. Seems you haven’t done it all, yet.

Ask The Astrosexologist: “Will My Virgo Ex Ever Want Me Back Or Should I Move On?”

My Virgo ex-boyfriend and I dated for over a year and a half. We met in high school, when he was a senior and I was a junior. He left for college, but we wanted to stay together, so we tried a long-distance relationship. For the majority of that year, everything worked out well … but then he changed. A lot. He chopped off all his hair and became the epitome of a “frat boy” even though he never joined one. I tried to suppress my feelings, thinking that it was just freshman year experiences and I couldn’t say anything because when I went to college I’d probably change too. As far as I know, he never cheated, but he did become increasingly distant.

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For The Week Of November 15-21, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This is your week to start working out a sweeter deal with your baby, as you’ll both be starting to sync up in quite the lovely way to make goals that will inspire both of you. Seems the future is turning out not to be such a dark void that leaves you wondering. With this foundation being set, you can expect all other areas of your life to start to fall into place too!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

A sudden change of heart may happen, which will be stressful, but it’s a necessary hurdle to jump over if you want to get to the place you feel you should be. Sure, no one likes being a heartbreaker, but when all is said and done and you can look back at the chain of events objectively, you’ll see that this is a title you should wear as a badge of honor.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

What goes down must come up. Thankfully, this is the week things start to soar back into place. The planets will slowly come out of their haziness and back to where you need them to be for the universe to work its muscle in helping you create the vision you dream for yourself, and perhaps a certain lucky someone.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You just have to roll the dice sometimes and let whatever you have said do what it must. Sure, you might have let it pour from your mouth faster than you had time to edit, but whatever seeped out, trust it. Hopes and dreams do work out in the way they want to, just not necessarily the way you think.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You can’t be scared to grab the truth by the balls and make it what you will. Yes, not all of what you now know is a piece of cake, but knowing the truth is a power unto itself — as now you truly know where you are and who is behind you. Realize that rising above and reclaiming the helm to your own life is just a few decisions away.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Dreams and passion are coming back big-time this week, shaking you to the core and right back onto your feet and into the thick of things. Seems your time of watching from the sidelines is over, as now your genius is back on track. So, don’t be shy in sharing your ideas and planning for the long term.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your first ideas will be your best, so don’t second-guess yourself. Sure, the past few months have been a bit unpredictable, leaving you to wonder what exactly is best for you. But now with your instincts at their strongest, without a doubt work your charisma to get the world back into the palm of your hand.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

All the issues that have been ruffling your feathers as of late are miraculously going to move into past tense mode. Perhaps it’s that you’re both tired of arguing or a real solution has been found. Whichever the case, compromise is coming just in time to save you from another round of drama, which, incidentally, has been teaching you the age-old lesson that relationships are hard work.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Working out your day-to-day with your honey is going to get a lot easier, as your schedule will start freeing up and you will be able to plan in some more romantic times. However, don’t put too much pressure on yourself to make these moments all about you and him. Sometimes the sweetness arises when hanging out with others.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The rose-colored glasses are coming off and now you will get a clear view of what is happening in your love life. New boundaries are going to be drawn and new ideals set into place. Whatever happens from here on out will be on more solid ground than you would have thought. This is the phase when reality starts to set the tone and will truly be your friend.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The party is going to be back on! So, time to splurge and do it up as if it’s the end of the world, because right now is all about letting off some steam and taking on a devil-may-care attitude. What you give is what you will get, so set the pace for fun because if you want it, it’ll be there. Yes, attitude, it’s all about attitude!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is your week to share those sexy fantasies that you think make you a freak, because someone else wants to hear about them. Seems you’re not the only one on the block to think the nasty things you do and when such great minds think alike, there is no reason not to take up the offer and fly off to this dream wonderland together. Who knows? It might just be a one-way ticket.

Ask The Astrosexologist: “Should I Continue To Wait For My Aries Man To Completely Commit?”

I am a Capricorn and for the past six years I’ve been dating an Aries. It always seemed that we got along together, and he always spoke of commitment and marriage. However, he is (according to my standards at least) unable to follow through because his chosen career doesn’t let him to earn enough and he also can’t spare any money. He is a smart guy and I have long sought to convince him to change careers, so he can have a good salary; combined with mine, we could finally live together. He agrees in theory, but when the time comes, he says I am not supportive of his dream. We have already broken up twice because of this.

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For The Week Of November 8-14, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Who cares if the only thing you like about your latest catch is how they look and it makes you unable to think of anything else? Lust is a perfectly fine way to get things started, as it’s at least a start. If you find that after a while that is all that is there, then you’ll be bored in time and all will work itself out. For now, appreciate the splendor and live in the moment.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Temptations will be streaming in from all directions and it’ll be harder for you to reign in your discipline, as all you want to do is say, “Yes.” However, do realize that sometimes it’s more about having choices than actually traveling down every option that’s the sexy part, because in the end, consequences for over-indulging are never nice.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This is your time to break patterns. Even if you can’t even think of other ways of doing what you do, stop and do nothing. Whatever the case, this is your time to pause and reconfigure your direction and forge a new path. Not to say you have to have all the answers right now, but just one step in an alternate direction will do and all the rest will fall slowly into place.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You won’t be able to hold yourself back from the genius you will be feeling, so it’s a matter of keeping up your energy to go with the flow. However, it will take some group efforts to make your vision real, so plot and plan your strategy with detail, because as long as you have a good blueprint to work from, success is inevitable.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget trying to spend too much alone time with your baby to figure out what is going on with him, instead realize the source to all your answers lies with his friends and this is the week they will be more than willing to aid and abet you in all that you need to know. It seems you have more than a few allies wishing for the same outcome as you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you want anything to happen the way you want, you’re going to have to get assertive and blunt. That someone is willing to listen and wants to do right by you, but without some direction, it’s hard for them to hit it just the way you like it. While this might be a bit confusing to articulate early on and even a little uncomfortable, after a while, you’ll wonder why you were ever that shy.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Admit power rocks your world and make your choices accordingly, as there is no time now to feel sorry for another and expect to be the light of their life that lifts them out of their despair. As it must be, it’s every man and woman for himself or herself now. And for you, time to reach further to the top, because where you’ll find what you truly need is not where you currently stand.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Exaggerate your needs! Not to say you have to lie, but when it comes to explaining what you want from another, you’ll have to go up and beyond the norm into fantastical. Only when you set the bar so high will that person be able to jump to a place that you can live with. Otherwise, setting them up with the truth won’t actually inspire enough momentum. Odd, but true.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s all about sitting back and letting things go on their own, to see what arises. This isn’t the time to push too hard for anything, as it won’t give you a truthful portrayal of whom you are playing with. After all, when no one is looking, isn’t leaving someone to their own devices the only way to see if their game is even worth it? This time around, most definitely!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Things get intense when those conversations that lead you out of confusion and into peace, love and giddiness begin. Yes, this is a week when love and commitment will play a crucial role in your life and most likely for the better. However, remember, it takes two to make a thing go right, so don’t hold back. It’ll be your purging that will be the start to this new foundation.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Emotionally speaking, change will be causing a tension knot that will be driving you mad. However, don’t be a control freak, as sometimes a new route is just what it takes to make things more interesting, even if a few turns of it will seem too much to bare. Remember, nothing is ever finite in this crazy game called love.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You won’t be able to stop your mouth from going off without a filter, but don’t worry, it’ll be fantastic. Seems there are more than a few things you need to get off your chest about your current situation and seems the only way to be fully honest with it all is by snapping. Thankfully, when you get into your power like this, not only is it effective but hot as hell too.

Ask The Astrosexologist: “Should I Go For A Second Shot With My Libra Ex?”

I am an Aries and I was seeing a Libra. When he got accepted to college abroad, he moved. Before he went, he had said he loved me and could never forget me. We tried a long-distance relationship for a while, but it didn’t work out, especially for me. I don’t know who was the one with the worse communication skills, but yeah, it was rocky… Sometimes we wouldn’t talk to each other for months. I decided to call it off and he agreed because he said he’d do anything to make me happy. However, we kept in touch through mails and IM only, no phone calls.

Apparently, I am still stuck on that relationship because I never put my 100 percent in any other guy I have been with after him. I have been on lots of first dates, but can count the second dates on one hand. He still mails me once in a while and I have this nagging feeling that he might be getting over me because he has started to see this girl for sometime now. However, I am sure if I say anything about being back together, he might consider. Should I ? Do you think it would be worth all that trouble and heartache for all three people involved? I am miserable thinking about that one guy who had pleaded his “undying love and commitment” … the one I let go. – Empty

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