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Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

The Frisky’s 2011 Astro Guide Has Arrived!

Want to walk into 2011 with a blindfold on? That’s no fun! Astrosexologist Kiki T has taken it upon herself to look into the future for all the signs of the zodiac and has broken down exactly what’s in store in terms of love, madness, and obsession in 2011. So what are you waiting for? Check out our 2011 Astro Guide! Keep reading »

For The Week Of December 20-26, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Get as sappy as you need to, as this is the time to really spill your guts in a huge way. If the outcome oddly doesn’t work in your favor, you can always blame it on the eggnog. However, lady luck is with you now, as rolling the dice with bigger bets won’t only make that other get it on a whole new level, but your monologues will also be the best you’ve ever had. Brava!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll literally be a factory of brilliant thinking this week, as genius ideas will be plenty. To make the most of it, throw yourself into party mode, as it’ll give you a greater chance to inspire many — and that feeling will happen to feel better than sex. After all, who wouldn’t love feeling just like Helen of Troy, pre-war?

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

When you’re feeling it, you feel it and can’t stop talking about it. However, telling all your mushy behind-the-scenes stories isn’t sharing to some, but gloating — and who needs to create enemies during the holidays? This week, do your final good deed of the year by showing compassion for bitter souls, but do feel lucky to be able to love as deeply as you do, just more privately.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

We’re all entitled to live it out like a dandy, indulging every last whim. This doesn’t make you a pig either. It makes you the life of the party, if you do it with some sass, which you certainly don’t leave home without. Yes, this week the only practical knowledge you need is: Don’t mix your hard liquor with wine. Otherwise, turn it out all the way, sister. This is your time!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Just when you thought you were pooped, in will come a new wave of energy via someone who will make the holidays for you. Yes, seems someone has been paying attention to whether you’ve been naughty or nice, and has appreciated the balance of sweet and sexy you’ve been bringing … and it seems that much more than just kissing will be happening under your mistletoe.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Emotionally, you’ll feel stuffed. To say the least, sentimentality will be hitting you hard and in all sorts of unexpected ways. You’ll be thinking a lot more of the past and it might cause weird bouts of confusion. Just go with it and purge yourself by running all the scenarios. Once you’re done, it will be obvious that where you are is exactly where you need to be.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ll be in your element, as your filled-to-the-brim social calendar will surround you with perfect energy. However, pace yourself, as you have lots of faces and places to see. Of course, this may also bring out that possessive side of your boo, but whatever, you can’t be everything to everyone. He’s just going to have to suck it up and learn to share you with the world.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Stay chill, as this isn’t the time to whip out your A-type personality. Yes, this may sound impossible, but know if you want control, you can’t force it. Best to act controlled, as the calmer you appear, the more another will be willing to trust what you’re doing and where you want to go. Sure, this may ultimately be a bait and switch, but whatever it takes to win, right? Right!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you want to say something, just say it. There is no point in playing the victim every time, as others do want to know what you feel without the sugar coating. Besides, it would save so much more of your time and agony to take the most direct route, as trying to go around the subject now is what will confuse others anyway.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’re going to hear a lot of in-between talk that can make you a bit screwy. Just don’t take it all to heart, as sometimes people just suck at communicating. Since you tend to be a maestro with your own words, this can set the bar high, which can mess you up with dealing with those less than. So, do have some patience and know when to just smile pretty when you have to.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You may be feeling a bit more co-dependent these days, but with all the hustle and bustle, who could blame anyone for needing to nestle closer to her or his honey and be a bit of a baby? Sure not your boo, as it seems there will be a sweet simpatico happening between you two over the next few weeks that will make you truly feel like two sweet peas in a very cozy little pod.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is going to be the week when being as logical as you possibly can, right down to the tips of your toes, will be the biggest help. You just have to run on rails and get through it, as if it were a course. Not all tasks will be so rewarding, but who has time to judge? Yes, life is going to be moving fast which, remember, happens to be the speed you like.

For The Week Of December 13-19, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Avoid making romance the focal point of the holiday, otherwise you could miss other precious moments that will be worth more than their weight in gold. Plus, expectations won’t do anyone any good, as there are two different points of view on what is going to be extolled as “romantic.” At the least, you two can compromise by having the same sense of humor.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your ability to play mediator will come in handy, as your honey’s hot head will be steaming up and causing trouble. While it’s never fun to get forced into playing referee, chalk this up to being part of the slippery slope of love, taking the bad with the good. Thankfully, you do have plenty of pleasant memories to focus on, so think of them as you pass through this aggravating time.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget keeping score and nitpicking about the value of things and what you give, versus what you get. Nothing is ever finite and if you try to analyze the situation now in such a way, you’ll only be damming yourself, as in creating unnecessary resentments. Sorry, Scorpio, you aren’t always right.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

This week there will be things that fly out of your mouth that you might regret in hindsight, but if you follow the belief that everything has a reason, then you’ll be able to have some patience to let the dust settle and see what works itself out from there. You’re not someone who holds back ever, so understand that sometimes it’s timing that’ll screw you up.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You might have to go back on your word or prepare yourself for someone going back on his or hers. All agreements made around now aren’t going to be too solid, as much as you will want to believe they are. So, forget about making assumptions and be ready to go one slow step at a time.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Trying to work in a group dynamic won’t be your cup of tea this week, but of course, you might not get much of a say as your honey will have obligations that will have you going into places and encountering faces that aggravate. No matter, this is all a part of being part of a team. So, if anything, take it as it comes and check off a few points in your favor for good behavior.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There are certain opinions of yours that won’t be the most popular now, so it might be to your advantage to keep conversations basic. Sure, small talk isn’t your specialty, but it’s better than getting into it and ruining the other more pleasant aspects of your life. You should know by now that one piece of discord will disrupt your whole state of mind.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Keep your goals realistic this week and avoid stressing yourself out trying to be everything to everyone. Because no matter what you do now, it’ll seem everyone will have complaints. It won’t be personal, but you don’t need to be anyone’s whipping post. So keep favors to a minimum now. After all, if anyone is going to do the flogging, it should be you in leather hot pants.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

What happens behind closed doors needs to stay behind close doors. Otherwise, if any of your life’s intimate details leak, it will cause a big ruckus among those who lead boring lives. Yes, seems someone around you will need to talk crap and try to stir up rumors, just to give him or her something to say at their holiday get-togethers. Lame, but tragically true.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Realize that the stress is going to be hitting your relationship hard now and no one will be acting in a normal fashion. This means you will need extra patience in dealing with all, as changes will come suddenly, throwing plans and your balance out of whack at rather inappropriate times. However, if you can keep it together, extra power will fall into your hands shortly.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You love falling for the crazies, but it doesn’t mean the novelty doesn’t eventually wear out. You know it; this week is when you’ll start feeling tied down in a big way, as having to think for two won’t be as easy or as enjoyable as thinking for just you. Yes, nothing like giving yourself a gift early, as in leaving the baggage behind and getting back your freedom.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A festive feeling is in the air and this is when your heart will be bigger than the sleeve you want to wear it on, so be careful not to be pledging your affections all over town. While juggling can be fun most of the time, this time around, it will get messy. Seems your world right now is smaller than you think.

For The Week Of December 6-12, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Don’t just believe words you hear. If you want to trust what is happening, you need to see it with your eyes. Words are too easy now. This is the time when so-and-so needs to prove what they mean in a big way, by making a sacrifice or putting something on the line. If this person isn’t willing to go there, know that speaks louder than any words.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Although it has a high chance of being a mess, working with your baby on a home project can be your ticket to romance. Seems some bonding time is needed, in that nesting way, as in literally building something that together will help you both put bigger pieces of your puzzle together. It’ll be the mundane acts you do together now that will make you the hottest.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Good communication takes time to perfect. So even though you might not feel heard this week, say it anyway, because saying what you feel now is not for the other person, as much it is about you and just getting pent-up frustrations and ideas out. After all, if you can’t even admit it to yourself, how can you expect anyone else to want to understand?

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Big ideas might be brewing in your head, but getting another to listen to you is going to take extra efforts, as there will be a lot more red tape you are going to have to cut through to get your point across. While the frustration will be high, keep a good attitude, as it’s all about sticking to your vision now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sexy surprises are in store as your mojo will be amping itself a notch and having you suddenly change decisions you’ve made, sending you off to a new path. Yes, your boldness will be out for the world to see and while this might lower your popularity rating, you oddly won’t care, as this is your time and you just have to steer your ship where it must go.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

As much as you want to fight to clear up a certain misconception going on, don’t exert all your energy. Sometimes you have to see that people’s conclusions about you have nothing to do with you but with themselves, and as much as you want to argue, it won’t do a thing. Not to say you have to just stand there and take it, but understand some people are just that limited.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Life is going to be up and down, as you will be making new connections that will motivate you, but then there will be setbacks when overestimating another will make you want to give up. At this point you just have to take the good and the bad and not define every minute. Rather, step back to look at a bigger picture and work from that higher place.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’ll be all about exercising your power now, but be careful how you express yourself, because no matter how gentle you think you might be, another will be working on the defensive. It’ll be a time when differing opinion can majorly clash and make your life one giant headache. As it goes, some people just don’t know what is good for them.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Just when you thought love is a many splendor, in comes the strings attached to make you rethink your position. Yes, not all will be lovely in paradise, as the variations on the truth pop up and you stop to reexamine the road you’ve been on. Luckily, friends are there to support you. So don’t be shy in calling up everyone and seeking out the answers you’ll need to move ahead.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Don’t be messing around with protection, literally and metaphorically, as now all the info you have won’t be what it seems. Avoid throwing caution to the wind, despite how good it might feel, because there may be a bigger price to pay. Besides, you are in no rush and the power is in your hands to call the shots as you wish and set the pace.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

No matter how much you care for someone, they can’t always do as you say. This is the time when you are going to have to be willing to compromise and choose being happy over being right. While this sounds like torture, as you do feel your actions deeply, you can’t always win every battle, but as long as you win the war, that is all that should matter now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Just keep yourself busy with wrapping up the little details of your life, as trying to work on anything big will be too frustrating for words. Not to say the minutiae is a walk in the park, but at least there you will be able to make some headway. Plus, staying hectic with overdue errands is one way to keep you out of trouble.

For The Week Of November 29-December 5, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Subtlety isn’t going to work on the home front. If you aren’t with their program, speak up and voice your ideas. As it stands, this isn’t an easy time, but reverting to silence or any sort of passive behaviors will only prolong or aggravate the agony. Besides, if you don’t guard your boundaries, where will you draw the line and how else will anyone know where not to tread?

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Keep up the pace and don’t let yourself slag behind. The slower you are now, the more questions may creep into your mind and cause trouble. The point is to avoid being your own worst enemy, and stay busy. If that means saying “yes” to all invites, go for it. At the very least, it’ll keep your brain from going over the deep end by taking yourself or any others too seriously now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Indulge yourself, as the pressures hanging heavy over you are lifting and it’s time to exhale. Celebrate your accomplishments and know you make a direct difference to the world around you. Yes, this is your moment to toot your own horn and love it, as you’ve passed all your tests with flying colors. Plus, you’ll need this last hurrah before entering your next phase of challenges.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Throw away all that you know and take a walk on the wilder side. This is your time for a little reinvention and showing off a new side of yourself. That’s right, no matter how bold you think you already are or willing to go, amp it up a few notches. Flinging open a few doors isn’t enough; it’s making an entrance that’ll go down in history.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget the excuses. You have bled your compassion dry. Now, it’s time to focus back on what truly matters — you. Yes, time to shut down all those extraneous voices that have been drowning out logic and come back to a tranquil peace of mind where you aren’t always the one left with the shortest end of the stick — because as of today, size does matter!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You already know the answers; so make it about acceptance this week. You know your gut has been trying to tell you something, and you won’t be able to deny it this week, as even more confirmations will come through friends, so heed the warning. Not to say the news is going to be bad, but change is coming and once it does, it’ll rock your world in quite an interesting way.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Crazy offers will find their way to you from a friend or some weird association. Whatever the case, jump on it. If this opportunity takes you far out of your current routine, even better, as this is your time to break free and go off onto new horizons. Seems trying out new positions will benefit you in more ways than just the obvious.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget trying to hear what you want to hear, because it won’t work. There is no deluding the truth now, as whomever you’re entangled with is not as liberal as you might assume. While you can try to push and pull until the break of dawn, realize there are more exciting and productive ways to expend your energy, because barking up this tree won’t get you anywhere.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You don’t have to change what you’re saying, but if you want that someone to connect to what you’re feeling, you are going to have to use alternate methods to get your point across. Seems your intensity may not be so easy for another to digest, making this disconnect occur. Instead, throw in a dose of humor to get them to bite; from there it’ll be much easier to go in for the kill.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Breathe a sigh of relief as you and your honey get on the same wavelength in a huge way or, at the very least, you find a powerful resolve in yourself that will have you feeling your most confident. Whichever the case, good times are in store as you turn your issues around to work for you, creating new pathways to success and a revived feeling of hotness. Yes, love the burn!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The comfort level in your relationship is going to that place when calling up just to hear each other’s voice is going to feel as natural as breathing. Yes, this is a time to revel in the togetherness that is you two, but don’t be shy in sharing your feelings and thoughts, as now is also your moment to start dropping bigger crumbs to where you want your boo to follow you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your mojo is on and if you have to lay it on extra thick this week, oh well. Sure, your nose may grow a few inches, but it won’t be for nothing, as being a bit sycophantic could make a lot of other things in your life grow to the size you need and want. Realize for the greater good, this act must be done and at the end of the day, whom does it really hurt anyway?

Venus Goes Direct: Everyone, Back To Falling In Love!

Breathe a sign of relief if you were one of those people who couldn’t get a break in love, money, or even squeezing out a good hair day in the last month. The good news is there was a reason for that mayhem: Venus was in retrograde, a trying period when all things dealing with love, beauty and pleasure go haywire. Your moods swing between emotional extremes, while also, at times, skewing your vanity. However, November 18th marked the day when the insanity officially ended, giving us just one more week of its aftershocks before fully subsiding its dastardly power, which took hold on October 8th in intense Scorpio. (It then re-entered indecisive Libra on November 7th, where it will stay until November 29th, until it returns to Scorpio until January 7th, 2011, which is an extra long and sexy place to be!) Keep reading »

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