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Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

For The Week Of May 23-29, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Get ready for someone to challenge your authority and be regretfully wrong! Yes, they hardly get what you’re capable of and due to that negligence, it’ll have them eating more crow than they can handle. So while on one hand you’ll have a victory, on another you also have to deal with its fall out — as in someone not being such a graceful loser. Yes, a mixed bag kind of week.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Consequences don’t have to be scary, so forget trying to coast right now. Yes, life is changing and it’s time for you to roll with it — expand your imagination to think beyond the limit of what is your norm and make this magic moment all that it’s worth. You know it; if you want to live out that fantasy, today is the first day to start making it a reality.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You know what you want, so don’t be shy about it. If that other is worth your while, they will listen openly. Sure, you might be the kind of person who always has a back up plan for when the other shoe drops, but as you should know by now, if it’s going to fall, it will, no matter what you do. The only thing to do is keep being honest with yourself.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Having aspirations is great, but if you don’t take the time to sort out the step-by-steps to get there, you never will. Yes, fate may be calling, but unless you take a more balanced approach to reaching the destination, you will lose yourself in the confusion and damn yourself. Life isn’t necessarily better the harder you make it.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Use those backup coping mechanisms of yours now, as it’ll be that kind of week when chaos takes center stage and you’ll need to make some crucial moves to get your romantic matters into better shape. Yes, seems it’s time to re-sort your priorities and get back to what truly matters, as simplicity is honesty.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You love a good mental challenge, as that is your sex. Lucky for you, a puzzle will present itself this week that will be so involved, that you’ll be toast from the moment you lay your eyes on it. However, do set limits on the time spent playing with it, as some mysteries have no solution — there are such things as true enigmas.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

As much as you want to believe, you are going to have to hold off on jumping to any conclusions now. Facts will be impossible to find, and nothing will come quickly — like, nothing! For now, just sit back and observe. As time goes on, the obvious will make itself known and only when you get there will your next move need to happen.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Gratitude is a priceless tool and the more you show it, the more you will get it back. Sure, you may be entitled to more than you are given right now, but being the bigger person is sometimes the only way to get the full payback you deserve. As they say, you got to spend it to make it, so make those investments now — you have to trust the potential is there.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

As much as you think you have it all under control, something this week will start to go out of whack and throw you into a last minute tizzy. No matter, you have your resources and if you call up for backup, you will get the advice and support you need to jump through a few more hurdles. Nothing is impossible for you now, if only just a few minor details.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Set matters straight by taking the reins in any negotiations you’re sorting through, as leadership power is in your stars. That’s right, don’t underestimate your past experiences, as you’re an expert in this particular problem you’re grappling with. As it goes, it’s just giving yourself that last push into the unknown that’s the scary part, but right now, totally doable!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Stop making pride your excuse to hold back. Sometimes life is dirty and groveling is necessary to get what you want. No, love shouldn’t be such drama, but nothing in life is ever as perfect as we’d wish, but if you can’t live without it, you just can’t live without it. So, sorry to say, desperation just happens to be part of life — and especially for you this week.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You know who those undermining people are in your life. So, don’t walk into the fire by letting yourself get involved with them now by trying to seek out approval or make anyone change, because it’s not going to happen. If they try to fool you into thinking otherwise, well, then the joke is on you. Trust not to trust those shady people that you know you can’t trust!

For The Week Of May 16-22, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A crazy new opportunity is coming for you via your honey, which may mean making a major life-changing decision that takes you out of your comfort zone and on to a new adventure that can have many questions without answers. Of course, nothing is ever guaranteed anyway, so it’s just about deciding how adventurous and, possibly, how in love you truly are.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Everybody loves secrets, especially if there is an edge of danger to follow. However, when you finally reach your limit with being kept in the dark, time to work that sexy sleuth in you and follow up on your suspicions. Yes, whatever they are, dive in fully, as your commitment to discovering the answers is the only way of making them appear.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This week could mark a major turning point in your life when communications and emotions start falling into a place, making you feel stronger, more stable and saner than ever! Yes, all those crazy hunches you’ve been having will finally start to show their validity and for that, it’ll mean being able to rest your head on a solid piece of truth and know happy endings can come true.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

What this week lacks in passion will be made up for in reassurance. Yes, the intensity may cool now, but it won’t die out. Instead, think of this time as a period of transformation and integration, as joining forces with another will need to have its logistics figured out. This is the time when that process will truly kick into gear.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

This isn’t your time to hide away, but instead prance around town and show off the latest piece on your arm. While it might just be superficial and frivolous, who cares? Showing off is fun and never gets old. Sure, it might give others watching the wrong message, but whatever, sometimes jealousy is the inspiration people need to get into action.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

There will be certain events that occur this week that will put you in a prime position of power. However, despite how invincible you feel, it seems your family can bring you down a few notches instantly. So, be careful of what and whom you bring around now, as judgment day is upon you and not everyone is willing to be so nice.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your brain will be working overtime and can lead you to some paranoid delusions or hair-raising interpretations. Which side of the fence your mind wanders off to will be due to the work that you have already done or haven’t done on yourself. Either or, take it for what it’s worth and talk out whatever your experience is, as within the insanity are nuggets of cathartic gold.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You are about to win a major point in your latest battle, but heavy is the head that wears the crown. Yes, although power might be in the palm of your hands now, how you wield it may prove to be trickier than gaining it. However, trust what makes you feel right, even if it ultimately means having to take on a big change you’ve been dreading.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You can’t do any wrong right now, so let it all out in terms of emotional confessions, freaky turn-ons and any other twisted idea you can come up with. The party is just beginning for you and the world is slowly falling to its knees to follow your lead. So, don’t be shy. This is your time to set it all straight and get what you truly desire, all on your terms!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You may be bored out of your mind, thinking you’ve explored every curiosity you can and wondering what can possibly excite you longer than five seconds. Well, in comes this week, with someone or something so bizarre that even you can’t wrap your brain around it. Yet, you’ll need to wrap your body around it — and why not? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Friends are your best assets in having a good time and getting you laid this week, so don’t wait for the invites. Initiate by calling them up, making plans and sharing your thoughts on what’s hot. While connection might not be what you first expect from those you meet now, don’t make snap judgments, as being too defensive won’t win you any XXX favors now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You have every right to have a certain level of standards, but you also have to understand that not everyone can keep up with you 24-7. As it goes, life has its up and downs and you can’t always be in sync with that other person. So, spare some compassion and realize nurturing, not nagging, can eventually get you what you want.

For The Week Of May 9-15, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Admit it, you need a bigger sense of spiritual understanding to motivate you these days, as just being caught up in routine is making you feel like a robot. So, what to do? Take the bull by the horns and sort out a wild adventure, whatever that means to you, as this is the time when catharsis will be waiting at the end of that journey.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Go ahead and lose control, as balance is so passé. Yes, dive in head first into obsession, as it’ll fuel your fire in a way that nothing has in ages, making you feel like one indomitable vixen. Live out sensually and embrace this madness, as it’ll be just what it takes to prove to you that civility has no place in the presence of passion.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Weird impulsive behavior will be coming, perhaps triggered by you. Whichever the case, expect a crazy series of events that will take you around a spectrum of emotions. While there won’t be much rhyme or reason for what is to come, you can’t stop to question it, as it’s about looking ahead and seeing how to steer yourself to sunnier shores, as the past will start to blur.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Hold off on the Little Miss Know-It-All routine, as you’ll have to take a much more slack approach to dealing with those around you now. Yes, your words won’t be so helpful, as they will seem more nagging, leaving you walking that fine line between helpful and harassing. Not to say it’s all you, but a matter of an inevitable skewed perception of you. c

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Be aware of your “all about me” mindset taking over; it might get your laid and all, but it won’t get you the compassion you need to satisfy your ego. Not to say you can’t say what you want, but do take that half-second more to think about how your actions will play out, as it may be more brutal on another than you first assume.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You can’t be everything to everyone and when this week hits, all you will want to do is sink into homebody mode and just watch the world drift by from the inside. No matter, there are lots of delightful treats you can dial up and enjoy behind closed doors, as not everything you enjoy now will have to require so much effort.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

When it comes to enticing your libido, realize it’s all about the tease and playing a flirtatious game of cat and mouse now. After all, time is on your side, so it’s the perfect time to work out the kinks of a love affair that has become staid and give it that last college try. As you may discover, the crash course approach can score you an A+ in the romance department.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

When life isn’t going as you wish, there is one guaranteed way to cure your blues — throw some money at it. Yes, when it comes to any issues you are facing now, don’t hesitate to think of buying your way out of it, because as it goes, taking the most direct route will work best for you now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You have every right to believe what you want to believe, but even so, not everyone you’re dealing with will own up to what is right immediately. So, this isn’t the time to get too pushy or overconfident when dealing with more passive or proud types. For now, just trust those instincts of yours and know that an upcoming victory is in the bag!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Although you do love to share, this isn’t the time to show off what happens behind closed doors. As it goes, a secret and saucy affair can start to stir, which will be way hotter in clandestine mode. Besides, who knows how you may really feel and if anything, your aloofness will give you the space to sort it all out when the time is ready.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Hot athletic sex is in your stars! Yes, get ready to work that body of yours a little harder, as you will likely have to stretch your stamina to new levels of endurance. An all consuming, yet quirky affair may get triggered, leaving you to break records and dazzle with new and naughty feats. Funny how others think you’re just so innocent? Hahahaha….

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is your time to have the world at your feet, doing your bidding All you need is some persistence and vision, as the gods of charm will be bestowing you with everything else you need to get yourself to the top. However, scandal and gossip are sure to follow, but as you’ll find, being envied is all part of the glamour of success.

For The Week Of May 2-8, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Heavy discussions will break out this week, but it will be the best thing to happen to you and your boo in ages! Yes, major truth bombs are going to be dropped and they will clear up assumptions that have gone on in your relationship for far too long. As it goes, clarity is in store and hot romance to follow, as there’ll be no more barriers to hold back the love.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be too fast to jump the gun on a hot and intense passion that seems to have all the qualities you are looking for — everyone has skeletons in their closets. Until you know all the details, be cautious in spilling all your feelings as what you see may not be what you get. Sure, it might be better than you imagined, but how often does that happen?

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just say “yes,” and be over with it. Forget worrying about consequences — this week is all about embracing the now and the next level of commitment in your life and trusting the world you’ve made around you will support whatever happens next. Besides, there are no guarantees, just individual moments. So embrace this week’s, because it’s a beauty!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Organization will play a major role in your life this week if you want it to be a successful one. So, make lists if you have to and stay on point. As it goes, you are on a one-way track to destiny now and it’ll be up to you to keep up the momentum. However, do know that falling behind can ruin the stride, so realize you do have fate in your own hands now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The stars will align for a blissful week of love, romance and sensuality. Just don’t over-think things; connections will take time to build and if you just give a little, you will see that a doorway to another world is there, but will need a bit of pushing to get through. So trust your instincts, as you will find strange surprises in the oddest locations.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Being stubborn doesn’t always win you love, but it will win you respect if you are standing by something you believe in. However, this week, standing by your cause will do more than just get what you’re after, but rank you a few levels higher on the hotness scale when it comes to that certain someone watching you in action. Seems sometimes you can have it all.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Be careful what you reveal this week, because it will have a lasting impact on who you are talking to. So, be ready to stand behind what you say, as spewing out any form of bull will come back to bite you quickly. As it goes, your words will be gold now, so spend them wisely and share only what you truly want to spare.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

What you give is going to be what you get this week, in exact amounts. So, be ready to be truly honest with yourself, as you won’t be able to fake your way through things — your discomfort will have a more obvious way of showing this week. While this won’t make your week the easiest, it will make it more interesting and way more substantial.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Who cares what dilemmas may hold you back now? Miracles are in store as you will suddenly realize that you are in control and that you do get what you want, if it really matters. Yes, perspective is the gift you will get this week, so use it to the best of your abilities and get those ducks in a row!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Some little birdie told me there could be a sweet dream that is going to come your way this week that will give you a major inspiration to jump the gun and do something you have been fearing. This could literally be a dream you have at night that delivers this vision or it could somehow pop up as a message from a strange circumstance. Whichever it is, pay attention!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You have your friends and for that, hoorah! Yes, this week won’t be one of those weeks when you will get too many rewards from love, as that subject matter will seem like a rock at the bottom of the sea. So, instead of waiting for things to move on that front, take initiative to just have fun in other areas of your life that you know can turn that frown upside down.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Finally, something major is coming your way that will make you feel like the queen of the universe, as respect and accolades will stream your way. However, just because you get the acknowledgement you deserve, won’t mean it’ll be all peaches and cream. As it goes, it’s those people who are genuinely there for you during the ups and downs that can be trusted.

For The Week Of April 25-May 1, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You might think you’ve seen it all, until this week plops down and starts laying all sorts of surprises on you, making you understand that there still is so much to be learned about yourslf and the world around you. Forget resisting either, as putting up a fight won’t benefit you; now is the time when knowing less will mean getting so much more.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Let actions speak louder than words with your boo this week, because if let his inarticulate way of communicating be your measure of where your relationship is, you would need a compass to sort it out. Realize communication won’t be his strong point now and instead, let him show you, as there will be no words to describe his poetry in motion.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Insanity finds you no matter where you are and that is just a fact of your life. So, don’t get comfortable, thinking life as you know it will continue as is, as a change of events is coming your way, bringing with it intensity in bulk form. This could be a sign of relief or a pain in your butt. Either way, don’t fret, as there is a way to land on top, just not without sweating it out a bit more.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You can’t always get what you want, but as long as you have some of it, what’s the problem? This week, beauty, attraction and sweet times are in store. However, a mental disconnect can be attached to all that is lovely too. Yes, it could just be a phase — but perhaps not. Whatever, it’s not like you have so many long-term arrangements. So, for now, ride this one out for what it is.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

For all that you love about that certain someone, there is all that you hate about him too. On one hand, he can be so loving and in tune with your needs. On the other hand, it’s like he is on a timer that shuts off repeatedly. So, what to do? Spill your guts. However, if you can’t follow it up with a solution, know just blowing out an angry diatribe will be in vain.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Be careful of the things you reveal now, even if they are true. As it goes, there is a time for everything and right now isn’t the best time to drop big bombs on anyone. Not to say you have to hide how you feel, but pace yourself. Strategy will come in handy when it comes to dealing with touchy emotions and a volatile personality.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Money is never a fun topic of discussion, but when it comes to love, you have to know how to set financial matter straight. So, time to get cracking on a proper working system of checks and balances and owning up to real responsibilities, as this could be one of those turning point weeks that’ll step up your relationship to a new and improved level.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Not everything is about winning and losing; sometimes it’s just about understanding and giving each other space when needed. After all, not all your honey’s woes have to do with you and you wouldn’t want them to either. So, hold back on your bullying tendency to get to the bottom of things, — now is the time to play on the same team.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Get ready with that extra bottle of vino, as this week, silly mishaps and slow progress are in store. Yes, mistakes and clumsy personalities will be crossing your path and might mess up your stride. However, spare some sympathy, as these wobbles won’t be yours but another’s — if you can just grin and bear it, well, then life will be a lot simpler at the end of this trying week.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You never know what can happen with that certain someone unless you start the dialogue and ask those pressing questions that have been burning a hole in your brain for far too long. As it goes, your hopes and wishes are on the brink of happening, but you need to be the one to turn the page and let the story unfold.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The way someone wields their power will say all you need to know about them — and this could even mean yourself. Yes, as it stands, a slew of crazy events will occur, leading to you having to make crucial decisions. Of course, time is limited and not all info may be available, leaving you in a precarious position and showing you who really is with you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The truth can be flexible, depending on who you talk to — so don’t place all your eggs in one basket this week, no matter how much faith you want to put into that certain someone. As it goes, you’ll have to rein in your idealism now, as it may get the best of you. Not to say you can’t eventually trust that other person, but for now, realize you should still be in the assessment phase.

For The Week Of April 18-24, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sexual intensity will hit a new high, as the intrigue that’s building between you and another is crazy hot! Admit there is a strong connection happening and jump in — and forget sorting out the longevity of this situation, as that isn’t the concern now. Instead, see this as an opportunity to learn the true depths of your passion and feel this moment openly.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Two heads will be better than one right now, so don’t try to do anything solo, as the results will only be half of what you can get. This can mean anything too, not just love, but whatever you have happening with money and career too. Sure, this might mean letting go of some of your trust issues, but once you reap the rewards, you’ll ultimately learn your most valuable lesson of all.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

On one hand, you’ll be feeling recharged and wanting to get your life in order like a lean machine. On the other hand, you’ll be feeling as if you just want to curl up in your home and veg out as if you were the last person on earth. Luckily, you’re a girl that can juggle a few mindsets at once. However, this week, be aware the mood swings will be just a little bit bigger.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Thankfully, your honey isn’t a freak without any friends. However, being that he is so popular, it can make it difficult for him to always be there for you. This week you’ll need a few extra strokes to your ego, but it won’t be so easy to gain. So, instead of getting passive-aggressive, be ready to charm everyone around him, as this will be the way to get his worship back onto you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Get ready with a little song and dance, as it’ll be the only way to quell drama at home this coming week. Yes, forget trying to fight the madness, because it won’t be worth it. Your best plan of attack now is to deflect and to do the unexpected — as in be ridiculous. Sure, that other will question your sanity, but rather that than aggravate you with their anger.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Yes, you have passive aggressive tendencies, but this week, use them in a more antagonistic manner, as in picking fights with your honey to stimulate conversation. Sure, it’s a weird way to go about things, but then again, they should know this about you and if they play properly, expect some interesting conversations to suddenly spark this week.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Listen to your impulses, as they’ll reveal all that is missing in your life. That’s right, you aren’t crazy, so pay attention, as everything you feel will have significance. If your own subconscious barking loudly isn’t going to get the message through to you, nothing else will … and, well, if that is the case, then perhaps you really do love the drama…

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Your confidence will be exorbitantly high and a new sense of optimism will take over. Forget questioning this feeling of elation, as it will feel like a miracle — only its consequences should matter now. You’ll have a clearer sense of who you are and how to fully appreciate those around you, despite their epic flaws. Yes, blinding love for everyone today!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Being a total sweetie is something you can’t help; that’s just the way you are. However, this week, you’re going to have to learn how to toughen up and make some boundaries. Your time will be scarce and there’ll be more than a few timesuckers who will cross your path that can talk a bigger game than they can play. So, beware!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You don’t have to go any faster than you want to. So, as a new friendship starts burgeoning in an unlikely place, take it for what it is and don’t get ahead of yourself. Although you do like getting lost in daydreams, as they tend to motivate you, this time around, keep it to yourself. If surprises are in store, let that other spring them, as for now, just looking pretty is good enough.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You can’t help who you fall in love with. So, as an odd attraction starts to form, suck it up and enjoy the ride into the great unknown. Why bother with questions, as all they do is sabotage you? Sure, it may not appear to be what you are used to, but considering this is a new day and age, this might be the time to allow fate to teach you a new thing or two.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Let the fireworks begin, as far out fantasies will be within an arm’s length! Yes, love, passion, excitement and spontaneity will all be on your side, so don’t be scared to express yourself and let your heart do the talking. Lovely exchanges are destined now, and the more you share, the sweeter they’ll get, as this is the time when your instincts will prove to be right on target.

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