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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)Secret sex will stir up your life. Love being the girl with the mysterious glow that has everyone whispering. Not to say you can’t spill your skeletons, but why bother? The privacy you’ll have to let whatever happen, without nosy friends prying will be the best gift you can give… READ MORE »


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You know our girl Kiki T? She of the amazing FriskyScopes and Astrosexology Advice board in the Frisky Forums? Well, she’s a Renaissance woman — in addition to penning the fantastic Celestial Sexpots Handbook, she also recently became a featured expert on MyLifetime.com, where she dispenses sex and love advice straight from the… READ MORE »


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For the week of March 31-April 6, 2008

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Your hotness heats up, so aim high. Don’t waste time on charity cases and borderline crushes. You know they only occupy mental space that then makes you waste time analyzing his actions when deep down you could care less. Break free of… READ MORE »


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Have you ever dreamed that you slept with your father? Or rode a mechanical bull while a coworker watched? We have and were disturbed for months. Fortunately, dreams don’t always mean what you think they do, and having sex with your father is nothing to worry about, so long as it only happens in yourREAD MORE »


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Is your love life in a tizzy? Feeling trapped in a scandalous situation that only cosmic forces can pull you out of? Looking for answers that only fate can provide? If so, then you’ve come to the right place — right to the presence of Kiki T., the one and only Astrosexologist Extraordinaire and overall… READ MORE »


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For the week of March 24-30, 2008

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Self-possession is 9/10th the way to turn on any object of desire. Remember you’re the sign of fearlessness and thrive on challenge. You’re a warrior and failure is never an option. Repeat this to yourself often, like putting on armor and then ready… READ MORE »


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Have you ever dreamed that you slept with your father? Or rode a mechanical bull while a coworker watched? We have and were disturbed for months. Fortunately, dreams don’t always mean what you think they do, and having sex with your father is nothing to worry about, so long as it only happens in yourREAD MORE »


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For the week of March 17-23, 2008
Pisces (February 20-March 20)
Your misunderstood villainness will be in full effect, causing undue mayhem wherever you go and inciting love affairs that you will end cruelly and coldly — but to you, it’ll be all in a day’s work. Yes, there’ll be no accounting for your behavior… READ MORE »


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Have you ever dreamed that you slept with your father? Or rode a mechanical bull while a coworker watched? We have and were disturbed for months. Fortunately, dreams don’t always mean what you think they do, and having sex with your father is nothing to worry about, so long as it only happens in yourREAD MORE »


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For the week of March 10-16, 2008

Pisces (February 20-March 20)
The planets are continually moving into positions made to suit you. So, with the world in the palm of your hand, do with it what you will — make everyone lick your boots and believe the sun sets and rises out of your… READ MORE »


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For the week of March 3-9, 2008

Pisces (February 20-March 20)
A thrilling week is coming by way of a new moon in Pisces and Mars entering into the compatible Cancer sign. What does this all mean? You’ll be hotter than a habanero chile pepper in the middle of hell! Just point and choose,… READ MORE »


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For the week of February 25-March 2, 2008

Pisces (February 20-March 20)
The aftershocks from a recent change in your relationship are still reverberating in your mind and it’ll affect your body for a while too. Although you might feel shaken and stirred on many different levels, know that you are on the right… READ MORE »


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