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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)Stop the boredom. If you’re committed, hit it from new angles and with newer tricks. If you’re single, scour new turf and try new types. The world is your playground, get as pervy as you want. Accept the demented things that get you off, as you’re lucky to even know… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)The thing you don’t want to buy for yourself this week is Plan B (the morning-after pill) or a date with your gyno. Keep this in mind, as you’ll be more accident-prone, which can cause all sorts of dramatic consequences with a big price to pay. To avoid the trauma,… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)Make those drastic decisions quick, before the universe decides for you — because once fate has to intervene, it’s judgment/punishment is going to be way more harsh than even you can dream up on your worst PMS day. So, unless you really crave drama and despair, bite the bullet and… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)You’re a lady that’s always ready for anything. However, fate has other ideas for you this week and the first thing to go will be your judgment. Throw caution and your panties to the wind, as being naughty is the only way you’ll know how to respond to new places… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)Just because they’re your friends, doesn’t mean they can’t talk out of their asses. Take their opinions with a pinch of salt, but if possible, change up your normal social scene. Hanging with new faces in new places will be way more adventurous, putting you right in line with sexily… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)Friends will be your raft to the promise land of good times and lots of booty. No matter how busy work gets or how unmotivated you feel, life is happening all round you and your friends are there to remind you of that fact. Even if you get pulled away… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)It’s that time to take the lead and gather all your friends and his friends into one place and get that happy family vibe circulating. If you can create peace among the crowd, consider it one step closer to having the life you should be living with your honey. Yes,… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)Trust your friends when they tell you the truth about your love life. Seems they’ll be no holding back those strong opinions, so keep an open mind. Chances are someone will say just the right magical words that’ll have you seeing your current state of affairs in whole new light… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)A power struggle between you and your honey is coming, most likely in regard to your families and/or home situation. Whichever the situation, someone needs to be the bigger person and ante up for the first round of negotiations. Obviously, if he were any kind of gentleman, it should be… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)Go ahead and zone out. This won’t be one of those times that it’ll be too exciting or delicious to have to pay attention. Best to go into your own head and sort out the details of how you would like life to unfold, as better times are coming and… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)As fate would have it, you’re born under the sign of the perfectionist wannabe and can spend days mentally flogging yourself for the slightest errors in your decision-making. So, be careful when given all sorts of offers at the office. Whatever you do, celebrate the one that brings you money;… READ MORE »


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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)Brace yourself, this is going to be a week of hell where the one you’re working on won’t respond quite the way you would think, confirming that this person is in fact an idiot. Whatever, their standards suck. Sure, you barked up the wrong tree, but thankfully you’re smart enough… READ MORE »


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