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Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of June 9-15, 2014

Astro 101: Panic Inducers
Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Each Sign Just Can't Handle
The life experiences most likely to give each sign a nervous breakdown. Read More »

Gemini (May 21-June 20): It’s crunch time in terms of needing to commit to summer plans. There are a lot of logistics to sort out, which will be pivotal to making sure your entire summer is all fun in the sun over sad and soggy. Plus, if you don’t make those decisions now, it’ll be over before you know it. This is not the time for you to be square.

Best Lay Day: Friday, June 13

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Testing history and various other uncomfortable conversations will be front and center now. Do yourself a favor and stay on top of it, as it’ll be an eye-opening experience to get to know another side of that special someone that you didn’t expect. It could also be amazing to feel this security, but it doesn’t have to be deep either. Don’t project.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, June 10 Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of June 2-9, 2014

Astro 101: Panic Inducers
Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Each Sign Just Can't Handle
The life experiences most likely to give each sign a nervous breakdown. Read More »

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Minor delays are going to screw up your flow, alter plans of attack and raise your ire to the roof. Yes, heavy eyeliner and black clothes are in order now, as you’ll want to emphasize the injustices against you. However, don’t let the self-pity get out of hand, as there are reserves of ingenuity you can dredge up from the deepest parts within you. If you do, by week’s end, you’ll see some light.

Best Lay Day: Friday, June 7

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Shocking run-ins are going to happen this week, making you feel like you might faint from surprise. Yes, be prepared to have an awkward conversations or two. No matter, as it’s a small world and it was going to happen one day anyway, so why not now? Despite the weirdness, it’ll feel good to get rid of this ghost that haunted you more than you were willing to admit.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, June 5 Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 26-June 1, 2014

Astro 101: Panic Inducers
Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Each Sign Just Can't Handle
The life experiences most likely to give each sign a nervous breakdown. Read More »

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Don’t get lured in by comfort, because the minute you submit to a routine, you’ll squandering your kinetic mental energy that could otherwise fuel amazing change. Mastery is out there for you, but it’ll mean putting aside the drink, donut, cigarette, or whatever your vice is to bring forth the smartest part of you.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 28

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Every minute of every day can’t be hot, and to work with that logic as your primary motto won’t get you far now. Watch out, as your dreams are going to get a nightmarish hue and will force you to confront the source of your current negative thinking. Yes, it may sound a bit too sci-fi, but it’s no joke. Whatever is next, start with buckling your safety belt.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 31 Keep reading »

Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Most Likely To Give Each Sign A Nervous Breakdown

Astrology 101: Normal Life Experiences Each Sign Just Can't Handle

Life is full of complex situations and transitions that are difficult to navigate. But have you ever noticed how differently people react to these experiences? Some people shrug off having a fight with their friend, while others act like a spat over borrowed shoes is the actual end of the world. For some people, getting laid off is a stressful but surmountable hardship, for others, a pink slip might as well be a one-way ticket to crazytown. And what about breakups? They suck for everyone, obviously, but why do some people bounce back relatively quickly while others crumble into little pieces and take years to recover? Next time you find yourself on the verge of a nervous breakdown, look to your astrological sign, which affects the way we cope with stress and which situations are likely to send us into panic mode. Here are 12 life experiences that each sign just cannot handle… Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 19-25, 2014

Gemini (May 21-June 20): This week, give forward-ho multiple meanings, as there are many leaps and bounds to make now. Yes, mental gears are shifting, making you think logically about what you can get for what you give. That doesn’t mean being shady, but moving ahead is about getting better and giving better.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 21 Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 12-18, 2014

Taurus (April 20-May 20): All those weird ulterior motives you’ve been working on and the wack ones your man operates with are going to come to a head and break the case wide open. Major emotions will pour out, shifting the dynamic of your chemistry. Yes, it could be a miracle or absolute mayhem, as you are an all or nothing lady — remember that and refuse to settle for crumbs now.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 14 Keep reading »

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