You will never guess where we are right now (or maybe you will, because the answer is in the headline). Give up? We’re at the laundromat! And while we’re waiting for our clothes to dry, we realized this is a great place to do some sign-spotting. After all, people’s quirks and personality traits are rarely more apparent than when they’re washing and folding their unmentionables. So, which sign is lecturing people on the correct way to use the machines? Which sign is loaning out quarters? Which sign is cramming their face into a warm blanket and getting high on the scent of fabric softener? Find out, after the jump… Keep reading »
Virgo (August 23-September 22): There is a great big world out there waiting for you to take it over, so don’t think in small quantities. If you want it all, have the imagination to see it. Don’t let anyone talk you out of a bigger dream, especially if it’s you playing your own devil’s advocate. Sure, there are scary turns ahead, but that goes without saying. Besides, there is no such thing as 100 percent guaranteed.
How To Live The Virgo Lifestyle
Libra (September 23-October 22): Your social life and love life will start to merge as one and it’ll make you feel larger than life. Yes, finally there is a possibility that you are on to something with your latest honey, as the lines of separation are fading. However, instead of thinking this is the only test to pass, know it is the first of many more, but this is the most important one. Keep reading »
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Get peace of mind when and where you can get it. This is your best week out of the entire year to be oozing with serenity by choice. This means halting any potential disasters that might be on the brink, because whatever thoughts swim into your brain during the quiet hours will be genius.
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Libra (September 23-October 22): You’re hot on the tail of insanity, so jam on the gas pedal and go! You work better with a fire under your ass and if you want to make your anxiety amount to anything, then work that muscle harder. Yes, stop blaming others and take responsibility. There are new tales to tell and they will only be apparent once you walk through this fire, so push it! Keep reading »
Happy birthday, vivacious Virgos! Your quick wit, unique aesthetic, and supernatural powers of organization never cease to amaze us. Without Virgos, this world would truly be a mess in more ways than one. We could all take a few tips from the Virgo playbook. Ready to get started? Read on… Keep reading »
Leo (July 23-August 22): You’ll need to be smarter and two steps ahead of your honey to get lovin’ now. They’ll be way more moody and darker than usual, which produces great energy for some hot romance the way you like but are too shy to usually ask for. Get obsessed and let it ride, because the pay out will be one smokin’ hot situation that will energize you for weeks!
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Exaggerate your tiredness to your baby and get sympathy to work for you. This is not the time to whip out all your skills to make life that much happier. Playing the victim can give you a high like none other; plus, getting your boo to serve you will be an awakening that will benefit you for months to come. Keep reading »
We have talked a whole lot about sun signs and explained the significance of your moon sign; now it is time to complete your astrological personality trifecta by decoding your rising sign. As you might remember, your birth chart is basically a snapshot of the sky at the exact moment you were born. In technical terms your rising sign–or “ascendent,” as it is often called–is the sign that was rising over the Eastern horizon at your time of birth. Your rising sign is a very important part of your astrological personality profile. It illustrates your outward self: a social mask of sorts… Keep reading »