Born: February 5, 1985 in Madeira, Portugal
Sun Sign: Aquarius
Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Born: February 5, 1985 in Madeira, Portugal
Sun Sign: Aquarius
If you want that someone to take you seriously, you are going to have to start by sticking to your word. If you’ve set rules then abide by them all the time. No more testing one another out, by throwing baited words out there to see how he reacts and then doing whatever you want. As it goes, right now you aren’t the only one doing some undercover investigating.
You are about to come onto a major win that’ll make you feel as if you should never doubt yourself again. Yes, good news is on its way, as you will hear back on a long drawn-out situation that has had you thrown around the spectrum of emotions. However, answers you seek aren’t going to be what you presumed. But don’t worry — all will be just as pretty.
An old habit of yours that you hate will finally get its last hoorah before you put it away forever, to never see the light of day again. You are ready to start anew in some form or fashion, as something from your past will resurface to put the last nail in its coffin and to give you the ability to finally and fully exhale.
Who cares about tomorrow when you have today? As opportunities pop up suddenly, take them and don’t think twice. Acting spontaneously now will reap the biggest rewards. Taking crazy chances is what truly puts you in your element and in exactly the right light to show that someone who you truly are and all the amazingness that you’ll bring.
Don’t be scared to take advice from strangers — those with the most objective view about your life will have the best insight for you. Not to say you’re a total mess, but sometimes when you get too involved, you dig so deep that you can get too confused to know what’s up from down and, well, that can leave you looking in the wrong direction.
Don’t be scared to follow love wherever you find it, even in the strangest of places, because as it goes, this week is when things get totally trippy and you’ll find yourself chasing a little dream far out of your comfort zone. Seem the things that once turned you out are no longer doing their job. The intrigue that comes your way now will be just the eye-opener you’re looking for.
Seems a major lesson is on its way and the catharsis it brings will give you a whole new way of seeing that certain someone. Don’t worry, this will improve your life and let you fill in those blanks that you have long wondered about. Seems the stories you tell yourself are way worse than reality, but do pray you don’t get too bored after all is said and done.
Making love, having sex and straight-up f**king are all different categories. If anyone wants to get with you, they need to place in the highest percentile in all areas. However, true champions are hard to come by, as not all can have such versatility. But as the stars align this week, seems that lucky unicorn that can poke and prod his way to the top of you will find his way home.
Time to make decisions, as the pressure is on. Seems there’ll be more than a few places to rest your weary head this week, and all options will seem to have interesting outcomes. However, there is no having your cake and eating it too, as sands of the hourglass are slipping. This means if you don’t make a choice now, you’ll have none to make later.
Your charisma will be on and your life-of-the-party self will be ready to take on the world. Yes, a change of attitude will come on suddenly, putting you in a whole new confident mode that will not only set you in a new direction, but also upgrade you to a new standard in love. Just don’t get too picky, as there’ll be several diamonds in the rough.
Who cares what is practical. It’s believing in the fantastical that’ll prove to be the most valuable lesson you can learn, as there is something coming on the horizon that is going to knock your socks and panties off, making you feel as if the world is finally on your side and ready to propel you to a position that always feels good.
Being friends with benefits is a beautiful thing when it starts off. But there is always a line in this situation, and once you cross it, you can’t go back. This week, you will be on that borderline and will have to think about the consequences, as the price to pay for more pleasure is about to hit an all-time high, and with not many more returns.
Love is a twisted psychological game that often makes no sense and, too bad for you, this week it goes up another degree of insanity. What you hear isn’t what you should pay attention to, not to say it has to be bad, but it won’t be correct. To make it through as unscathed as you can, do take it all in with a grain of salt, or the bitterness will be too much to bear.
When you truly speak your mind, it’s inevitable that you’re going to ruffle some feathers. However, if you don’t start revealing your needs now, you won’t be doing yourself any favors. The result will be you getting the short end of the stick, as a certain prospect won’t know how to fill in your blanks. Steering your fate now requires your words.
Promises you have made will come back to haunt you. A slip of the mind and a sudden opportunity clash and you need to choose between obligation and desire. Yes, your morals are going to be getting in the way, pressing on all your guilt buttons in a very irritating way. However, do realize being perfect is a thankless job.
This is your time to slowly start new routines and get more focused. Although you’re better running at maximum levels, this week you need to chill out and get back some perspective. All those ideas you’ve been wanting to set into motion need some more thought before you let them loose, so prepare now and ensure your success later.
Just because he’s pretty doesn’t mean he’s right. Be wary of getting sucked into something less than ideal with someone who looks the part but can’t truly play that role. As it goes, red flags will be lighting up, so recognize them when they appear. Otherwise, talking yourself out of them now won’t result in a pretty sight later.
It’s sexy to disagree — tension will make you hot and bothered with that certain someone. However, as much as you want to break free and not be consumed by these aggravations, you won’t be able to help it, and it’ll be through this weird obsessing that’ll come even stranger passions.
Listening is a skill you’re going to have to pull out and perfect, as reading in-between the lines and mixing in your own intuition properly will be key to unlocking your baby’s babble this week. In other words, it’s once again that unfortunate time when a deluge of passive-aggressive behaviors is coming and it’ll be time to play mommy again.
Regret is going to be wrapping your brain into quite a little tizzy, as you have to go forward on matters that didn’t have to be as serious but are so because of actions you set into motion in the past. Yes, drama, but whatever the case, this little nostalgic jaunt will get rid of any “what ifs” that have haunted you and will ultimately set you free.
This is your time of year and no one should ruin your parade, least of all you. Put all that self-doubt and fear aside, no matter how hard you have to beat it back. Right now you are your own worst enemy, trying to dissect more out of a situation than is there. Seriously, no matter how hard you try to dig, some matters just aren’t that deep.
No matter how easily you see answers, it doesn’t mean everyone else involved is going to have the same clarity. Sorry to say you are going to have to be patient for that someone to get with the program. That’s not to say they’re dumb, but their priorities aren’t the same as yours now. If you want it to sync up, unfortunately it’ll be you who has to do the waiting.
Be careful what you say and to whom, because not everyone will be accountable for his or her judgment and ability to protect you. If something really is so precious to you, keep it to yourself until you are feeling more secure, because, as of now, airing your vulnerabilities will only lead you to being open for haters to attack and try to destroy.
Show some graciousness and watch the rewards come on in. While you’re the best at many things, you don’t always have to take home the prize. This week, let losing be your secret; let your baby think he knows better. Although he’ll initially be the only one to actually buy his own heroicness, the epic payback will make you a believer.
I am an Aquarius and the man in question is an Aries. He has a lot of good qualities and he’s always encouraged his guy friends to treat their women with love and respect. I like him; however, he has yet to take me on a real date. He wants me to come over, but only when his friends aren’t around. He said it would cause too much drama. All he wants to do is have sex. I did once and it wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be, but his kisses are magic.
Anyway, he asked for another chance to show he wants to be my boyfriend, so I said OK. We were going to go out yesterday, but plans changed — we wound up having sex, and then he got a call from his friends asking if he wanted to hang out and asked if I wanted to go. I wasn’t too thrilled, but said maybe. Then he said we’d have to take separate vehicles to avoid suspicion. It’s like he hit it then hit the road.
I can’t carry on a conversation without him trying to initiate sex. In person I just don’t feel connected. Sex feels disjointed too, but what’s messed up is how intensely I want him! What in the world should I do? – Doomed
Nobody has the right to judge you, and that even means you. While there are a lot of mess-ups that you think you could have avoided, dealing with them now will make you feel overwhelmed at times — just go into forward motion mode and ignore the rest. Making yourself your own worst enemy now won’t be pretty or reconcilable.
When it comes to love, sweet love, you will be the grandmaster of it all, as this week the powers of the universe are bestowing all their love energy onto you and making you one hot piece. If you are attached, expect you will get even more so. If you aren’t, then out of the rubble of your lost loves a new lust will rise that will make you speechless.
Your sex appeal is a natural power you emanate and one that if you wield properly can win you a lot of favors. This week, it’ll be doubly so — use it to your advantage and think of these worshippers as your own personal servants. While there might be a king in this mix, it doesn’t mean you can’t claim the empire all on your own.
Watch out, fate is about to come in and swoop you away on a magical journey that will touch you down in a magical land far from your reality, bringing with it mystical awakenings and a passion so intense that you’ll feel the burn for days and the inspiration for a lifetime. However, be prepared: that may be the only evidence you’ll have for your time spent.
If you want to win big, that means you have to play it large. This isn’t the time to be meager with anything; this is the time to go all the way and show your dedication. Seems there is a lot at stake now, as you are in a phase where things are going to either grow or wither away quickly, making it all about what you put in and having faith in the seemingly impossible.
Be prepared to hear all sorts of craziness this week – it’ll seem as if the filter fell off your honey’s mouth and left him one unedited mess. While some of those random comments will have roots in passive-aggressiveness, the rest will be just pure insanity. To avoid going overboard, trudge through what was said to get to the points that actually matter.
Look out for number one and you won’t go wrong. Enough of putting your own feelings aside to accommodate others! After all, don’t you owe yourself some comfort? Of course you do, but no one is going to give that to you unless you give it to yourself first. Luckily, though, once you start to get in the gist of spoiling yourself, others will follow your lead.
Spring cleaning is in full effect. It’s time to close the book on dull chapters in your life that have been going nowhere. While the transition may cause a lull in your mood and life, take this as a time to recalibrate your brain and heart, because once the new cycle begins you better know where you want to go with it, as thinking fast is the prerequisite for your success.
Nobody is going to convince you of doing anything you don’t want to do, so don’t even bother being polite with listening to other options. However, with that said, be prepared to fight the fight, as it is obvious that you like challenges and taking the harder route. As they say, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
If it’s been way too long since your last dalliance, don’t hesitate to dial up friends who can hook you up. This is the week when friendships will matter, and getting a leg up on them will literally get some legs wrapped around you. Go ahead; share your thoughts, exact descriptions, needs, etc., as it’ll be your quickest, easiest and most accurate way of getting some.
Although it might feel as if you are trying to run uphill with your love life, don’t get discouraged now. A breakthrough is coming that will lead you to a whole new level of understanding and control. Yes, seems to be that the ball will soon be floating over to your court, but if you don’t want to screw it up, it’ll mean being ready to serve it right back with all you’ve got.
When it comes to nabbing the finest, you’re going to have to go out on that limb. While that certain someone has most definitely been sitting on his or her laurels long enough, it’ll take your last-ditch effort to incite the passion. Sure, you should never have to work this hard, but sometimes humility is just the thing you have to get in touch with to get that brass ring.
I have been seeing this Sagittarius for a few months now. Things are going great and we are both really into each other. The only problem is we live on opposite sides of the country. He just happened to be in my area for work for around three months. Now that he has returned to his coast, he helped pay for a trip to go out and visit him and I have now met all of his friends, neighbors and co-workers (he took me to work to show me around).
Now, I am a Sagittarius as well, and the idea of commitment weirds me out too, but when the whole “what are we?” conversation came up, I was surprised when he told me he didn’t want a label. “Why ruin a good thing by putting a label on it. Why don’t we just see what happens and where things go?”
Normally this is a line guys use to tell you they want to date other people or don’t want anything serious and you aren’t much more than a fling. However, he isn’t actually seeing anyone else. He treats me like a queen, dotes on me and calls me, as well as texts me all the time, and has confessed to being very attached to me. What is his deal? — Confused
I am curious about a dream I had last night. Before I share the dream, I should give you the background.
In college, I had a near-affair with a close friend. Unfortunately, the timing and where we were in life was all wrong and we ended up severing all ties in 2003. We got back in touch this past October. He was going through some difficult things at that time, and said that he wasn’t very good at maintaining relationships. It has in fact been very difficult to communicate with him at all on any subject, no matter how impersonal. In December, he informed me that he “couldn’t offer me the kind of closeness [I] wanted.” Note: what I wanted was never discussed. But he said he didn’t want to stop talking altogether. I have not heard from him since, nor do I expect to in the future.
If it feels as if no one is listening to you, that means you are paying attention. Yes, this is the start of a short cycle that’ll make you reexamine what kind of power you possess and what you control. Seems the power dynamic you currently have will feel less than on par with what you feel you deserve and seems this is the time you’re not going to take it anymore!
The past is going to start to haunt you right now, with high chances that an ex will come creeping back out of the woodwork to ruin your stride. If this doesn’t mean a physical manifestation of him, then it could mean a psychological one, which most of the time is harder to fight off. Whichever, realize everything does happen for a reason.
Your friends love and need you. While it might not seem this way 24-7 and that can cause you to spring the green eye of jealousy and judgment, don’t let it push you over the edge. Realize it’s not you, but something in the universe, otherwise known as Saturn, the troublemaker, retrograding back into your house of friendships to test your confidence. After all, you’re perfect!
Haters are everywhere. So, do understand being that chirpy, resourceful and always-land-on-your-feet-self isn’t going to make you the most popular in a crowd, especially now. Beware of others talking smack about you and trying to ruin your rep. You’re winning now, but only by a small margin, and the competition is hot on your trail. So, move faster now!
Getting to that fairytale ending isn’t without a price to pay. Lucky for you, the only adjustments you need to make, to get what you are after, is changing up what you want the finale to be. Yes, time to switch up your goals and realize what you once wanted isn’t going to cut it anymore and it’s a time for an upgrade. Dream bigger, get more.
Details matter now, so avoid shortcuts. The more thorough you are, the less likely that the strange surprises that’ll pop up on you will be as detrimental as they could be. If anything, you will see how fast you think on your feet or back, whichever position you are in when you come upon these crazy circumstances.
Your love life will be a major point of contention this week, as passive-aggressiveness and irritating situations arise, forcing you into aggravating actions that could have been easily avoided. Unfortunately, it’ll make your relationship feel more like an adventure in babysitting than anything else.
Be careful of the battles you incite, because the more you ruin what you have going on, the deeper the cuts will go. This isn’t the time to fight the status quo, but rather to work your way around it. Not to say you ultimately have to compromise, but timing is the key to your success right now, so hold tight before getting too nuts.
Yes, you’ll be hearing some words that will make you want to do a double take on your life, as you thought everything was going superbly. Sorry to say not everything you see will be what is occurring. This week will mark a turn of events; a few blows you didn’t see coming will strike your ego — they may spin the direction of your relationship in another direction.
It’s not that you want to be a pain in the ass, but when it comes to group dynamics, any dealings are going to cause a big old buzzkill. Seems like you’ll be more in that private and cuddly mood, but loyalties and obligations will get in the way, proving that even the happiest of relationships can posses a dark side, as there won’t just be two in your bed this week.
You know all the ins and out about being evasive, so as the tables turn and it’s you needing to read between the lines, let this be a lesson in how you communicate. Yes, time to really take the reins and just get to the bottom of the story. Logic is on your side, if you want it to be, which may mean putting on a thicker skin to wade through all the bull.
Humility is hot, if you wield it properly. Even if you have to fake it, showing some this week will seal the deal with whomever you have hanging on the line, as seeing that softer side to you will make him want to bite it hard. Of course, with that said, how great of a lay can it be if he can’t handle your fire too?
I am a Scorpio dating a wonderful Aries. He is a great boyfriend and wonderful man; he treats me like a queen. I really can’t complain. However, he is also the dad of a cute three-year-old little boy. I had never dated a single dad before, but since he is great, I decided to give it a try. OH MY GOD WAS I WRONG!
It bothers me when he has to spend time with the kid, that we have to have dinner in certain places just so the kid could eat, it bothers me when the kid wakes up early, when he won’t stop talking or screaming, etc. Pretty much everything kid-related bothers me. I am not sure I want to have children ever, but my boyfriend and I have been talking about marriage and stuff so I would like to know if there is ever the chance that this could work out? Is it worth having all the trouble with the kid just so I can keep the daddy?
I just woke up from a strange dream and need your analysis. In my dream, a pretty woman picks me up from my office for a dinner date. (I’m not a lesbian in real life, by the way.) She’s dressed like a guy and is seemingly laid-back and quiet, with an intense smile. We are seated in our booth and make small talk. She keeps picking on the waiter by ordering really specific things. Apparently, when our entrees arrive, she is unhappy and excuses herself from the table. I’m still seated and soon I hear loud arguing coming from the dining room. I refuse to turn around because I’m pretty sure my date is yelling at the waiter. I feel people glancing over at me and I’m embarrassed. Soon, she returns, looking disheveled and bruised. I ask if everything’s OK and she smiles at me and says, “Yes, but we have to leave.” So, we leave without paying for or eating our meals. Once we return to my office’s parking lot, she stops in the middle of the road to let me out, without a word. She also glances at the message on my phone from a colleague asking to meet up for drinks later on (not a date, just a friend). I tell her “thank you for the evening” and open her backseat to get my laptop and gym bag out. Before I can get a firm grasp on my bags, I feel the car pulling away; luckily, I’m holding on to them and they slide out of the car as she starts to drive off. Her car doors are still open and she stops to close them. I reach the car before she can and ask why she just pulled off. She barely looks at me and says, “I thought you got everything you needed.” I just walk away looking for my car, feeling angry. What does this mean? — Dating Nightmare