Oh, the high school dance: a strange world of neon streamers, sugary punch, rhythmic dry humping, and awkward swaying at arms length. Whether your high school dances took place 20 years ago or last Saturday, chances are the memories are still fresh, and guess what? That gym dance floor is the perfect place to do some sign-spotting! So, which sign is causing drama in the bathroom? Which sign is working up the courage to ask their crush to dance? Which sign is having a makeout session under the bleachers? Find out after the jump! Keep reading »
Leo (July 23-August 22): Put your eyes back into focus and see reality for what it is. Time to take charge again, despite the allure of remaining in a state of nostalgia. While emotions will feel extra intense now, it’s more about purging those emotions, rather than trying to start them up. Take one more spin on your fancy ride, and then get yourself back into true form.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): The future is around the corner, so don’t get too antsy or down on yourself about where you are now. If you need the boost, friends will be there for you and if you want them to baby the hell out of you, just say so. When it comes to love, platonic is your best bet — though who knows what some of this groundwork can lead to. Surprises are in store. Keep reading »
We love traveling almost as much as love talking about astrology, so we thought it was about time we combined the two. Let’s discuss dream vacations, shall we? Here are 12 dream destinations tailored to the preferences and personality traits of each zodiac sign. Should you hop on a cruise to Mexico? Go wine tasting in Tuscany? Splurge on a spa retreat? Click through to find out!
Leo (July 23-August 22): There should be a seamless flow to your week, if you learn to share. Otherwise, friction could cause a back up and kill all that you have going now. So, be careful in scrutinizing over details too closely, because as of this week life should be nothing but beautiful.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Seethe all you want to, but it won’t get the people around you to pick up the slack. Just know that they aren’t being lazy so much as they’re being absent minded and, in their estimation, “innovative.” Of course, that isn’t your way and it’ll make you fume, but if teamwork were ever easy, there’d be no wars. Keep reading »
Happy birthday, lovely Leos! We shudder to think of a world without Leos–it would be a sad, quiet, boring, tragically non-fabulous world, that’s for sure. You light up every room you enter and inspire everyone you meet. We could all take a few tips from you on how to live life to the fullest. Here are 10 ways to get started… Keep reading »
Leo (July 23-August 22): Assault your senses with something powerful. Shock the complacency out of you, as this is a period of reinvention. You’re not a lady to settle for the status quo, so let your senses guide you to more — and who cares what you’ve promised in the past, as life is perpetually in motion and nothing is ever 100 percent. It’s the nature of existence, and the state of your mind this week.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): The crazy will be so obvious this week; you’d have to be a fool to miss it. Yes, your gut instinct kicks in to save you in the nick of time, shutting off the excuse-making part of your brain. While it might be boring to just drop out, who cares? Although having drama-filled stories to tell is an attention grabber, realize it reflects badly on you when you tell too many. Keep reading »