Leo (July 23-August 22): There should be a seamless flow to your week, if you learn to share. Otherwise, friction could cause a back up and kill all that you have going now. So, be careful in scrutinizing over details too closely, because as of this week life should be nothing but beautiful.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Seethe all you want to, but it won’t get the people around you to pick up the slack. Just know that they aren’t being lazy so much as they’re being absent minded and, in their estimation, “innovative.” Of course, that isn’t your way and it’ll make you fume, but if teamwork were ever easy, there’d be no wars. Keep reading »
Happy birthday, lovely Leos! We shudder to think of a world without Leos–it would be a sad, quiet, boring, tragically non-fabulous world, that’s for sure. You light up every room you enter and inspire everyone you meet. We could all take a few tips from you on how to live life to the fullest. Here are 10 ways to get started… Keep reading »
Leo (July 23-August 22): Assault your senses with something powerful. Shock the complacency out of you, as this is a period of reinvention. You’re not a lady to settle for the status quo, so let your senses guide you to more — and who cares what you’ve promised in the past, as life is perpetually in motion and nothing is ever 100 percent. It’s the nature of existence, and the state of your mind this week.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): The crazy will be so obvious this week; you’d have to be a fool to miss it. Yes, your gut instinct kicks in to save you in the nick of time, shutting off the excuse-making part of your brain. While it might be boring to just drop out, who cares? Although having drama-filled stories to tell is an attention grabber, realize it reflects badly on you when you tell too many. Keep reading »
We’ve covered the bad side of each sign, but what happens when those annoying traits cross over into illegal activities? With that in mind, we thought it would be fun to come up with a list of the crimes each sign would be most likely to get arrested for. Which sign has been hoarding LSD? Which sign’s been running an international crime ring? And which sign is flashing people on the corner? Find out your sign’s crime (and statement to the court) after the jump! Keep reading »
The funny thing is, I wrote this piece last night and scheduled it for 10 a.m. EST, but then woke up to frickin’ malware on the site again (we’ve since fixed the issue, hopefully permanently this time). Damn you, Mercury Retrograde! But I shall celebrate you anyway.
Mercury goes retrograde three times this year — first, back in March, last in mid-November (just in time for my birthday!), and RIGHT EFFING NOW. In astrology, Mercury is the planet of communication so when it’s in retrograde, everything it rules over is thrown out of wack. That means gadgets break, important calls are missed, and miscommunication between family, friends, and coworkers abounds. Typically, Mercury Retrograde makes me want to shake my fists at the astral heavens, but it occurred to me that the havoc it causes isn’t all bad. Here are seven times when Mercury Retrograde comes in handy, based on things that have actually happened to us or folks we know… Keep reading »
Cancer (June 21-July 22): You’re going to have to break bad habits and take a turn for the better. When it comes to your level of motivation, you’re the only one in control. If you want better options, seek them out. Whining or blaming others now might feel good, but it’s a lie, as the universe is on your side to push you up the ladder of success. However, if you don’t show up to play, you won’t get squat.
Leo (July 23-August 22): There are many options out there for you to grab a hold of, so don’t get caught trying to make a bad situation work if it obviously is draining the crap out of you. Sometimes knowing when to call it quits is the winning move. Not everything has to have a pretty resolution, as long as it gets an ending it’ll have to be good enough. Take what you can get and call it a day. Keep reading »