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Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

For The Week Of October 4-10, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you want your love to get on track, it’s time to open up yourself in a way you never have before, by asking the right questions and saying straight-up what you are after. While you might have gone over this before, this time around your honey will actually be paying attention, and this time around is when the real dialogues will begin.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Caution won’t be an option, as a wilder you breaks free and has you feeding your instincts and flying by the seat of your pants. Sure, this will make routine situations a bit shakier, but you won’t care, as old expectations have held you back for too long already. Expect to feel miraculously freer than you have in a very long time and love it.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your brain has been flip-flopping from present to past lately. This week it will fully sink back into a nostalgic mode, making you want to pick up the phone and call that certain someone. Thank God for Facebook. Who knows? All the things you want for the future may be something you had in the past. Best to explore it now than forever hold your peace.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sure, discuss your dreams and share your visions, but don’t get discouraged when opportunities to put all into play don’t appear suddenly. As it goes, this is a time for planning, not doing. Seems details to your plans aren’t completely in order, as it’ll take a few more final touches to figure out all the pieces of the puzzle. However, trust perfection is just around the corner.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There is nothing like a little friendly competition, but that is only when you are actually playing with a friend. Seems whom you are entangled with now might have the face of an angel but the soul of a hungry demon; you may discover that somebody’s story isn’t adding up. While there might be a back story worthy of some sympathy, do tread lightly, as the ground isn’t so secure.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You might hit a state of shock, as someone you didn’t expect to come through for you will be alongside you in a way that makes you feel as if you are the center of their universe for real. Yes, no more gauging and no more wishing. This is when you finally see who is the real deal, so expect to end this week on a super-high note.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your horny little devil will be slipping into backseat driver mode, as your inner sadist slides into that driver’s seat. Yes, this is the week when enforcing some of your power might mean having to hurt a few. Chances are, they’re getting what they deserve. But do be prudent with how much of a good thing you take on, as there is a fine line between discipline and abuse.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Love will be taking a turn for the better. Your commitment gets deeper and more intense, as a bonding experience looming in the horizon will bring you together as a tighter team. While this drama will probably deal with something that you have seen before, this time around you both will be on the right wavelength to combat all and reveal that, together, you truly are invincible!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Smooth sailing with your boo hits a rut, as it’ll be the little details that mess up your stride. Thankfully, there is a ton of humor to this week too, as the foibles are so ridiculous that they’ll seem comical. However, without those few tanks of patience, you may feel on edge. So, hold tight, because if you can get through this now, all that follows will be cake.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Passion and excitement heat up — it’s all about new beginnings right now. However, the catch is you have to go to the past to find them, by hitting up places you haven’t been in a while or calling up old friends who can link you up with some new meat. It’s all about connecting your dots now because, once you do, a sight for sore eyes will be right in front of you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You never know whom you are going to bump into and what you are going to feel. Seems there are a few surprises in store for you that even you might know what to make of. The best thing though is to keep an open mind: be honest with yourself and move ahead slowly. If you understand you don’t have to have all the answers upfront, you’ll ultimately win it all.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The fact of the matter is that sex and love won’t be happening in the same place. While you’ll get the hots in one place, it’ll be another where the sweetness happens. Sure, if you could consolidate, you would. But, oddly enough, you will find a talent for departmentalizing that will satisfy you — variety will be the spice of your life this week.

For The Week Of September 27-October 3, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This week there will be lots of exciting offers bombarding you. Your instincts will be working overtime to weed through it all so you can keep yourself grounded. Seems everybody will want to sell you their ideals, but reality will have its own ideas. Not to say your week is going to be all hype, but be weary of what sounds too good to be true.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You don’t have to play superhero everyday. This week is more about adjusting than trying to start anything new. Go ahead, coast. Feel out the options and test your intuition, as trying to figure out how you feel about where you’re going is more important than anything else that might be on your plate now. Yes, set your own pace and let yourself be free.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The world has a funny way of working out messes for you. So, while you think you may be in boiling water at the start, realize things will simmer down by the end and have you feeling ultra-chill about having mastered a new level of control. Seems the karma you’ve stockpiled will start to show signs that it does have redeeming value. For that, you can thank your lucky stars.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your resilience is necessary now, as the pressures are mounting to crazy levels that have you wondering, “Why?” Yes, it’s no walk in the park, but it’s nothing you can’t face, as you have been to hell and back a few times and survived swimmingly. So, for times like these, remember who you are and fight this fight like only you know how.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You can’t please all the people all the time, so when someone is acting up on purpose to try to make you look the fool, that is when you have to throw down the gauntlet and put social etiquette aside; some people really do need to be humiliated in public to be shown that they aren’t all that. This week you’re in the perfect place to give it to them and give it to them good.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you take the higher road, you will come out the winner. Getting the glare from up there will make you look extra sexy to that special someone. No, it’s not every day when someone gets the hots for those deeper, moral sides to you. So when this turn of events happens, savor every drop.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Remember, you should have nothing to hide when it comes to how you feel. Instead of trying to give your messages through sign language, come clean directly. After all, it’s nothing that someone doesn’t already know on some level, but at least getting it out on the table will give you the real chance you are looking for.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You thought you knew all you needed to know about that certain someone, but surprises are in store and may shock you. Not to say it’ll be bad, as good surprises can also happen, but it will depend on what’s been happening in your current state of affairs. What will happen this week will be the nail in the coffin in a totally excellent way or in that final way. No in-betweens.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Throw all your cares away. Now it’s all about you and recharging your batteries. Seems you’ve gone full circle with your emotions and the only way to come to any solution is to separate yourself from reality. If this means a spa day or a mini-vacation, book it despite any budget issues. After all, you wouldn’t want to go against the universe, would you?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

If you can’t dream a little dream, what’s the point? Yes, realize you’ve got yourself a diamond in the rough and to unleash its magic, you’ll need to stretch your imagination to see how it is ideal. While you can wish all you want for that perfect package, know that waiting list is long and with no guarantees.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Put your ego aside – this is the only way you’re going to get what you want from your relationship. You can’t expect the best and not take responsibility for your worst. Sure, you might feel uneasy about particular issues, but acting out isn’t going to cure a thing. For now, understand cupid is on your side, so play nice, as only you can be your own worst enemy.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Honesty is your best policy to deal with the confusion that has been swirling around you and your honey. This week, to avoid further complications, let it all out; the passion that will come through your monologues will get each of you heard. Besides getting your love back on track, chances are you’ll open up dialogues that’ll finally unlock discussions you’ve been dying to have.

For The Week Of September 20-26, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Relax and keep a cool demeanor. Although you are a bundle of anxiety on the inside, never let them see you sweat. As this week puts you closer to boiling points, to avoid a full-on eruption, let fate unravel itself on its own now, without any of your intensity pushing it along. As with all things now, surprises are in store and what you see won’t be what you get.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Time to set it and forget it. You can now hit the cruise control and achieve a natural balance that will put your mind, body and soul at a new level of ease. While it has been a bit tricky to get here, trust you can now relish in the price you’ve paid and love the hard work it has taken, as this week really is the start to a whole new you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Admit to the deepest and darkest fears in you, and then cast them out. Relinquish their power over you. Yes, rid yourself of the demons, old and new, as it’s time to get your fearless face back into the game and show off the real power you possess. Sitting back any longer will only pull you farther from what you want.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your friends do know best, so trust them in whatever they are telling you, even if you don’t want to hear it. Whatever advice or demands they make, go with it. Chances are, they will lead you back to a path where you will feel the logic. Because wandering the way you have is not doing a stitch of help in getting you to any worthy destination, sorry to say.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No matter how much power you wield, you can’t assume everyone is going to want to follow. So, take it slow and avoid making sudden decisions, no matter how strongly you might feel, because what is happening one minute might change in another. As it goes, your current reign is rooted in too precarious of a moment.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Speak up loud and proud, and without editing yourself either, as it’s time to let loose your raw passion. Yes, seems that certain someone needs a club of info knocked over their head to get what is truly happening in you, and there is no more time to waste either – it’s ticking away! Set the wheels in motion and do not let yet another valuable opportunity slip through your hands.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You say tomato; your companion says “tomah-tow” — that is never going to change. While you have had a sense of humor about it in the past, this week things won’t be as funny. The semantics won’t be so subtle that you’ll just want to brush them off. Seems a standoff of opinions is in store. This could be the moment where hell breaks loose.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

When it comes to feeling hot and horny, you get the prize this week. Your passions will be raging and make you the big winner of the zodiac whom everyone will want to rub up next to. This is going to be your best time to unleash your primal emotions, as not only will it bring someone or something hot, but it’ll make you feel new again.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Who cares who thinks you’re superficial? The fact is you need something pretty to look at while doing the nasty. Besides, we all have our own paths to enlightenment, and if so-called friends are going to get judgmental on your ass, then maybe you should question why they seem to be so adamant? Perhaps this is a difference between the have and have-nots?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Fab new acquaintances are going to be taking you for an exciting and social adventure, putting you face-to-face with all sorts of new characters who can bring weird and fascinating opportunities to your life. While it may seem like a candy shop, do be prudent with what you put in your mouth, as not all will taste as sweet as they appear.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This is going to be one of those weeks where you will be sitting your ass on a fence, wondering which is the lesser of the evils. While obligations on one side hold you down, another round of obligations will be pulling you another way. Sure, you can do the King Solomon thing and offer to cut yourself in two and see who stops it, but chances are it won’t be that easy.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to winning debates this week, know one thing: if you say it louder, you win. Yes, seems that it’s all about force now, as really driving a point home can only be done in a way that is bold. However, hopefully you are having an argument that is worth enforcing, as just being a tyrant will eventually catch up to you. So, remember that.

For The Week Of September 13-19, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A sudden rush of chutzpah will come over you, making you throw down demands you never thought you could. However, tables are turning and you’ll find that what you have to say is more vital and necessary than ever. Don’t worry about the consequences or sudden aftershocks either. In time you’ll find no matter how much you lay on the line, more gets returned.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be feeling impatient, as though someone you feel should be giving you a certain level of deference is not giving it with ease. Although it’ll be tempting to play the game of cat and mouse all day, don’t. Understand not all mind games happen due to personal reasons. Sometimes behaviors are more character flaws than intentional jabs.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio is a sign of extremes and to get to the top, you have to sink to the bottom first. No matter what stage of the game you are at, you know the ride from hell and back and this is time when the knowledge and strength you picked up on those journeys will come in handy. It’s your decisiveness that is now your strongest weapon.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

A big boost of confidence will be coming out of nowhere, giving you amazing powers to be able to see through all facades. Seems the truth you have been hunting down is yours for the taking, giving you way more options for you to consider. Yes, the stars are slowly aligning all for you, so bide your time and pace yourself for a grand finale.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

A transformation is about to begin that’ll have you streamlining your life STAT. Suddenly, certain people and particular places will no longer seem relevant and appear to be more draining than giving, making you want to cut them out fast. Chances are these have been lingering thoughts in your mind for a while, but this is the week you’ll have the strength to say, “No more!”

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Don’t let anything stop you, even if you have to get completely ruthless, because now is the time you will make up for a lot of lost ground and can find your way to the top easily. Wacky ideas, no matter how absurd, work them. Your imagination is key now to getting all that you want in exactly the style you want. Just let your ego step into the driver’s seat and go!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead and get on your high horse, because you have every right to be there and dole out your ideals. If people can’t get with your program, know it’s them, not you. Your mind is currently at its clearest and most concise. If they can’t have faith in you, broom them. After all, who has time to convince others of your genius? Don’t make it you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Even though you might be feeling tired, worn out and a bit pessimistic, your honey is going to be looking to you to be the wind beneath his wings. While this might aggravate, as you’re in no mood, go ahead and at least look the part. Then, as time flies, you’ll see that your mojo will build momentum, as all it takes is a few good snaps of your whip.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Life is going to start moving ahead in a more direct path, leaving you feeling as if you can finally exhale. Yes, taking chances and reaching out of your comfort zone will be what feels the most exhilarating, as you’re up for risking it all. Plus, seems this will also be your honey’s aphrodisiac — seeing this new side to you will be the turn of the key that could open up paradise.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Time to slow down and let life unfold in its own time, as trying to move fate along now isn’t going to be working in your favor. Not to say you will sabotage yourself, but you will ruin surprises. So, best to lie low for now and just do the bare minimum. Besides, isn’t it about time you have a little time-out to recover your senses from the recent past events? YES!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

“Love exciting and new, come aboard, we’re expecting to you!” Yes, time to sing it loud and proud, as sexy aspects in the sky are piling up in your true romance house, making you one hot tamale. If life’s feeling slow, then take this cue to pick up the pace, because with stars like these you won’t just want to be sitting on your booty, letting it all fly by.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to issues on the home front, things will be getting a bit rocky, so brace yourself. Seems there’ll be more than a few power struggles and shake-ups that won’t have you seeing eye-to-eye. However, with so much tension built up, there is one way to release the steam. So, go in realizing arguing is your foreplay and make this rough patch work for you.

For The Week Of September 6-12, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Hold onto your horses! Life is about to speed up and throw you into a new stratosphere of decision-making and reevaluating. Not to worry, though, as this will be music to your ears. You have had all the pieces that you need to form a beautiful picture for a while, but now you can start putting them together to see it’s happening for real.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be feeling hotter than a camel in heat in the middle of the Sahara and it’ll make you dream up all sorts of freaky fantasies. Instead of holding back, roll the dice with your baby and share the love. As it goes, this is your time to change up routines and add more spice to your life — now isn’t just about feeling good; it’s about tasting delicious too.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The world is going to be spinning around you and lighting up your life in all sort of ways that will make you want to pinch yourself. Believe it: this is your time to truly come into your own and live out your karma. Yes, if you’ve been naughty or nice, you’ll be getting your just desserts now. Whether it’s with drama or diamonds, you’ll find just the way to make the most of this moment.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Finally, you’ll feel as if you’re putting down real roots and the direction you’re heading is a good one. Yes, with so much confidence you’ll have bursting at the seams, it’ll put you in quite the jolly mood. When this happens, we all know what that means — a charge to your libido. Unfortunately, though, it might be slim pickings when it comes to those kinds of options.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No matter what anyone says, all you will hear is dead noise — you’ll have a one-track mind that is only about boosting your own agenda. Any one else who isn’t with the program will just wind up blending into the background. However, be warned that bratty behaviors will get you punished severely now, so mind your manners. But who knows? You might just like the punishment too.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Cash is your sex this week, as the flow starts to show signs of revival and has you feeling a sense of excitement you haven’t had in ages. Seems your star is fast on the rise and there is no limit to where it can go. So don’t think this is the end all — it isn’t. But it will take some clever shaking of your money maker to get the ball rolling even faster and harder in the right direction.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead and take risks again, because now is when your instincts will be gurgling with ideas and hunches, giving you inspiration to walk on the wild side. Even if things seem rocky at first, have faith — things will have a funny way of smoothing out and leading you to the promise land. Yes, now it’s all about how bad you want it.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Time to hit the pedal to the metal and work it at double your current speed, as moving faster now is necessary to reach your mark. There is no time to waste! Don’t worry about having everything mapped out, because, as you know, you work better on your toes anyway. Plus, once you get the gist, then all will be cake. So go ahead, let your hair down and GO!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s all about whom you know now; so don’t be shy about saying what you want to those around you. People right now are listening and can connect the dots for you in just a way that’ll have you believing in miracles again. However, do realize you will have to do a little shifting through the possibilities to find your diamond in the rough. But do trust it will be there.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Chances are you will begin this week feeling a bit grim, as you’ll think everybody around you is getting theirs and you’re getting left behind. Instead of getting envious, though, understand it’s just fate building up the momentum to set you up for big changes that will push you far ahead of the pack. Until then, hold steady and express graciousness when you can.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Think big. Opportunities will be coming from afar, making you think beyond your comfort zone. Sure, this might mean having to figure out new ways to communicate and shifting your whole way of thinking, but sometimes changing up the scenery is exactly what you need to realize where you are is exactly where you need to be.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Weird new info is coming, which can switch your whole game around—but in a good way, as in learning secrets that can give you the insight to get a read on whomever is on your radar. Seems this will give you a good boost of energy and a new revived interest in the hunt. However, don’t spill all your secrets yet, as this isn’t the time for your song and dance.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Can 2 Scorpios Make It Work?

I was born Nov 5, 1982 and the guy I’m dating was born Nov 6, 1972. We are both Scorpios and have a lot in common. We’ve been dating on/off for about six months and although he is older, his age doesn’t bother me. Early into dating we were VERY passionate. Lately, we’ve been fighting more than normal. His job requires him to be out of the state for months at a time with few trips back home. I have no problem with his job, other than it seems that lately the “long distance” has begun to take its toll on his feelings for me. During the first few months of the relationship before he left for work, he and I got along great and our personalities meshed well.

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For The Week Of August 30 – September 5, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sorry to say you are going to be your own worst enemy this week, as somehow you’ll be weighing out the wrong pros and cons to get to your answers. However, try all you might, you know the right answer is in that nagging pit inside your stomach that you just have to deal with. Life sometimes isn’t that pretty and right now is one of those moments.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be on top of your game, so love every minute of it. Seems you will be having that Midas touch to point to whomever or whatever near you and have it submit to you in quite a magical way. Just don’t be too crazy in your desires though, as even though you do have mystical powers working for you, they won’t be at the level of miracle making.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Have you felt as if you’re going three steps forward, then two back? If so, then let go. Forget your control freak ways, as it’s letting loose the reigns that’ll help let the opportunities pour in, as it seems the tension you are giving out is holding everything in a crazy state of flux. Yes, time to let destiny prove there is more to life than another set of disappointments.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Forget about the romance part of life, because that is just not going to make any sense right now. Instead, focus on just having fun and enjoy those platonic relationships, as trying to get overly complicated now isn’t going to work to your favor. If anything, it’s time to coast on your charm and see what others bring to the table.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Fanfare and praise are due to you now and if you aren’t getting it, something is wrong. As it goes, this is your cosmic time for dreams to unravel and results for your hard work to come in. However, if you don’t see signs, know there is time to backtrack and rework the plan — not all is lost if you still believe and are willing to put in the work. Although, time is ticking, so you better work fast.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Lose the modesty now because it won’t get you anywhere. Remember, it’s the squeakiest wheel that gets the grease, so share out loud what you feel and put yourself on that pedestal, because your words and opinions are valid and important. The only way you can get proper recognition with those who are important to you is if they know you exist.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your love life is about to hit a new direction and if you want to stay for the ride, you’re going to have to suck it up and let your honey vent and get what he needs out. No, not everything about love is beautiful, but if you put up with some of the ugliness now, there’ll be lovely things just around the corner waiting to blossom. So, don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater quite yet.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It’s OK to coast this week and feel the love. All should be good now, as in being in the groove of your life, love and aims. While there can be some rockiness in your day-to-day routines, your overall attitude is so far intact that nothing should penetrate it. So, when some turbulence does hit, don’t freak — it’ll all even out by the end.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Go ahead and be lead by your desires, as it’s too overpowering to try to stop yourself now. Besides, if you’re going to learn anything, you have to walk through the fire to get the full education. However, chances are you’ll be in for a few happy surprises, as what you think you know won’t be what is there. Ultimately, at the end, you will gain more than expected.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The universe is out to get you laid and in love, as Mars and Venus are ganging up in your romance sector to ensure that possibilities come flowing in. Of course, if you’re that fed up and want to keep those walls up, your creativity will also be peaking and can keep you busy like a bee. However, seems the powers that be might be too strong for you to resist.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Rocky times are headed your way on the domestic front, as bratty behaviors take center stage. So, if you want some peace of mind, it’ll mean being prepared to compromise and see what reason can buy you. Unfortunately, these days, it probably won’t be too much, so brace yourself for one of those weeks where happy hour truly will mean something special to you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Languish in long conversation during these last days of summer. It’s in one of these talks that you’ll get that “ah-ha” moment about that certain someone you’ve had hanging on your line. The only true way to your heart now is through your mind. If they can prove they know how to open those little doorways in, then get ready for phase number two.

Ask The Astrosexologist: How Do I Nab An Aquarius Man?

So there’s this guy that I have had a major crush on for about five years now. His birthday is Feb. 9 (Aquarius), and my birthday is Sept. 24 (Libra). I’ve gotten quite a few signs from him that he is interested in me, but seeing as we are both rather shy, neither of us have done anything. So my question is, is there anything that I can do to encourage him to do something, or is there anything in particular that I can do that would … entice him, for lack of a better word, or even sort of draw him in? I don’t see him much anymore, but I have him as a friend on Facebook, so I have some access to what’s going on in his life. Like I said, I’ve liked this guy for about five or six years now and I’m tired of this game we’ve been playing. I look at him; he looks away. He looks at me and I look away. We seem to have lots in common personality wise. We’re both kind of sarcastic and we both have the same sense of humor, but we are also both kind of shy, which makes this sort of thing kind of difficult. Plus, neither of us have had a lot of experience with the opposite sex. Anyway, what should I do? – Nat

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For The Week Of August 23-29, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

It’s going to be a happy sunshine and rainbows week, as you will be ending a long-fought battle with your baby, which will finally get that giant stress ball out of your back and get you and your baby back into action. The drought has gone on long enough. This week is when you will really start making up for lost time and affections.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll have had your fill of summer, as this is now your time to shut down and reorganize yourself for a whole new cycle that fall will bring in. Seems all the things that have been making you bored will be obvious and it will cause a bout of seasonal cleansing, with a purging of the old and an opening up for the new. It’ll be your shortest and most effective “diet” to date.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just say what you want and put it out into the world, as this is your week when miracles and wishes can come true. All you have to do is believe and let it go. As it stands, friends will probably play a big part to your happy ending, so avoid unnecessary arguments for now, as there are going to be bigger fish to fry and tasty treats to wrap your mouth around.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The bells and whistles are going to be going off in your head, making you act irrationally and suddenly. Whatever the situation, do what you must and let the chips fall where they may. While there are always going to be consequences to this sort of behavior, you’re in a lucky phase now when you can get off light. So, enjoy this time you have on the E-Z pass lane of life.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There is only so much you can say to convince someone of what you believe. If they aren’t buying it, well you’ve made your arguments and now time to move on. After all, life is too short to have to spend with your back up against a wall, so forget needing to be a fighter and tune back into being a lover.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

When it comes to whom you can trust and ask for help, it’s all just a matter of reason. Yes, some of the people whom you can rely on the most might not be your favorite, but as it goes, now isn’t about who is winning your popularity contests, but who has the most insight. Sometimes life isn’t perfect and this week is one of those times, sorry to say.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Get to the spa and live it up. Otherwise, if you go another day in your stress-filled state, you may snap. So, save yourself now by detoxing from the upheaval around you and celebrating all that you have recently accomplished. Know you are a beautiful, smart and a capable person, and despite the current state of affairs, you are sane and can remain sane. OM.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Put your shrink on speed dial, as something from your past is going to pop up to make you feel weird and edgy, and may throw you off your game. Whatever this monkey wrench is, it will cause periods of self-doubt. While this isn’t the best news to hear, realize it’s a fire you needed to walk through and now is just that day. The good news is once you’re done, you’ll really be done.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your gut is going to speak to you in a big way, so pay attention! When it says to go hit on a hot someone you see passing by you on the street, do it. While instant boldness is far from your style, the mood in the air will cause you to reach out from beyond your repertoire of tricks, as what you’ll want to grab onto will be worth this big trip out of your comfort zone.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

When it comes to arguments, your mouth has a life of its own and it’s hard to take full responsibility. After all, you are the sign of the twins. However, this week you’re going to have to keep a lid on it all, as touchy emotions are going to be surrounding your household. For now, saying less will be more.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

It’s never fun to be the bigger person, but this week, take on that role. Don’t hesitate to give into your battle with your boo early on and as gracefully as possible. It won’t matter what you’re arguing about either, as your act will cause a deluge of guilt and twist things around to give you what you want. In the end, isn’t that all that matters?

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Money makes the world go round and if you spend your time balancing out the financial power struggles in your relationship, it will be one thing you can check off the con list of your current pairing. This is your time to smoothly work over delicate matters for their best and least dramatic outcome. Go for it now or forever hold your peace.

For The Week Of August 16-22, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Take a quirkier approach to your relationship issues, as going the same old, same old route is just going to make the same arguments pop up and the cycle will never end. If this means taking a time-out, so be it. Whatever the case, newness is the factor, as you’ll need some X-factor to create your balance once again, and you’ll only find it you go off the beaten path.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Forget trying to keep on a schedule, because nothing is going to go as planned right now. That’s not a bad thing, as lots of opportunities for fun and adventure will pop up and make you want to change your course every two minutes. So, unless you want to be on the top of everyone’s sh*t list, stay non-committal this week until the last second.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Odd things are going to start turning you on and although at first you might fight it, when you remove yourself from it, you’ll discover a brewing obsession that isn’t easy to resolve. Don’t worry, this will feel a lot more comical than foreboding, so just loosen up and go with it. You won’t just get the last laugh, but a sweet surprise.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re not the most emotional or sentimental, but this week, expect your heartstrings to get pulled by forces beyond you. This could mean many things, but whatever the case, you will discover that staying put in one place isn’t the worst thing and that you have more to count on than you knew.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If someone is going to play games, go ahead; play them back, but harder. If they do confusing, you can do it better. If they play evasive, do it like a pro. Sure, playing games never brings the best results, but these are not normal times and sometimes bringing out your worst is how to bring out another’s best. Think of it like a screwed-up way of getting your yin and yang balanced.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You are the sign of innovation and you aren’t scared to take risks, but when it comes to taking a chance with another’s ideas, that is when you hesitate. Unfortunately, if you never open up, life can get quite staid and your avoidance can come off as condescension. So, if you want things to get serious, it’ll mean giving not just your love, but also your faith.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Time to revamp yourself and your life. Try out a new look; buy new outfits and change up your style. It’s time to shake up your system and work it from a new angle. Realize things are changing and if you want the energy to keep going with it all, it’ll mean refreshing yourself for that leap forward.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Your imagination is going to get the best of you and make you a little wacky, causing accusations to jump out of your mouth faster than you have time to think. Be prepared to have to make a few apologies this week and offer up your humility. While it might feel a bit painful at first, believe it or not, you will somehow find a few pleasures in being on your knees.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Subtle shifts will start to occur this week, making you feel as if your universe is slightly askew. Yes, it’ll feel trippy and at times, a bit confusing, but go with it. Trust that you’ll wind up in a beautiful place and that your wishes are coming true, just not in the way you envisioned. However, if you give in, you’ll find that this new route will be exciting, and with more eye candy.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Let compassion be your friend, because people are morons. Yes, you’re going to have to let many things slide off your back, as dumbass things are going to be said and you’ll have to consider the cumulative efforts of the individuals in question rather than these isolated incidents, even if they add up to more than a few. Too bad for the world — not everyone can be as brilliant as you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Get ready, as it’s time for your close-up. Seems whoever you have in your life is ready to flaunt you around town and make you feel like the queen of the scene. Since you tend to prefer more privacy, this style of love will shock your system at first. However, with such a fabulous supporting cast, you’ll find it’s easy and oh-so-sexy to soak up the shine.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your magnetism will have a special, mysterious reserve of power that ignites this week, giving you the ability to attract things you never even dreamed of. The best part: all you have to do is play it cool and let your natural radiance do its thing. Not everything is as it appears; secrets will have a funny way of coming out of the woodwork.

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