Category Archives: Horoscopes

Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

Astrology 101: Dream Vacations For Each Sign

We love traveling almost as much as love talking about astrology, so we thought it was about time we combined the two. Let’s discuss dream vacations, shall we? Here are 12 dream destinations tailored to the preferences and personality traits of each zodiac sign. Should you hop on a cruise to Mexico? Go wine tasting in Tuscany? Splurge on a spa retreat? Click through to find out!

Astro 101: Sign Spotting
How to spot every sign at a party... Read More »
Astro 101: Your Crime
Stalking? Grand theft auto? Find out your sign's crime! Read More »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of July 30-August 5, 2012

Leo (July 23-August 22): There should be a seamless flow to your week, if you learn to share. Otherwise, friction could cause a back up and kill all that you have going now. So, be careful in scrutinizing over details too closely, because as of this week life should be nothing but beautiful.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Seethe all you want to, but it won’t get the people around you to pick up the slack. Just know that they aren’t being lazy so much as they’re being absent minded and, in their estimation, “innovative.” Of course, that isn’t your way and it’ll make you fume, but if teamwork were ever easy, there’d be no wars. Keep reading »

Astrology 101: 10 Ways To Live The Leo Lifestyle

Astro 101: Taurus Lifestyle
How to live like a Taurus. Read More »
Astro 101: Gemini Lifestyle
10 ways to live the Gemini lifestyle! Read More »
Astro 101: Cancer Lifestyle
Those Cancers know how to live. Read More »

Happy birthday, lovely Leos! We shudder to think of a world without Leos–it would be a sad, quiet, boring, tragically non-fabulous world, that’s for sure. You light up every room you enter and inspire everyone you meet. We could all take a few tips from you on how to live life to the fullest. Here are 10 ways to get started… Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of July 23-29, 2012

Mercury Retrograde Rocks!
Well, it sucks most of the time, but here are 7 occasions when it's okay. Read More »

Leo (July 23-August 22): Assault your senses with something powerful. Shock the complacency out of you, as this is a period of reinvention. You’re not a lady to settle for the status quo, so let your senses guide you to more — and who cares what you’ve promised in the past, as life is perpetually in motion and nothing is ever 100 percent. It’s the nature of existence, and the state of your mind this week.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): The crazy will be so obvious this week; you’d have to be a fool to miss it. Yes, your gut instinct kicks in to save you in the nick of time, shutting off the excuse-making part of your brain. While it might be boring to just drop out, who cares? Although having drama-filled stories to tell is an attention grabber, realize it reflects badly on you when you tell too many. Keep reading »

Astrology 101: What’s Your Sign’s Crime?

Astro 101: Superpowers!
What's your sign's superpower? Read More »
Astro 101: Your Creed
What creed does your sign live by? Read More »

We’ve covered the bad side of each sign, but what happens when those annoying traits cross over into illegal activities? With that in mind, we thought it would be fun to come up with a list of the crimes each sign would be most likely to get arrested for. Which sign has been hoarding LSD? Which sign’s been running an international crime ring? And which sign is flashing people on the corner? Find out your sign’s crime (and statement to the court) after the jump! Keep reading »

7 Times Mercury Retrograde Actually Rocks

Astro 101: Pickup Lines
How to hit on every sign. Read More »
Astro 101: Astrology Rules!
Here are 13 reasons why astrology is awesome! Read More »
Astro 101: Your Creed
What creed does your sign live by? Read More »

The funny thing is, I wrote this piece last night and scheduled it for 10 a.m. EST, but then woke up to frickin’ malware on the site again (we’ve since fixed the issue, hopefully permanently this time). Damn you, Mercury Retrograde! But I shall celebrate you anyway.

Mercury goes retrograde three times this year — first, back in March, last in mid-November (just in time for my birthday!), and RIGHT EFFING NOW. In astrology, Mercury is the planet of communication so when it’s in retrograde, everything it rules over is thrown out of wack. That means gadgets break, important calls are missed, and miscommunication between family, friends, and coworkers abounds. Typically, Mercury Retrograde makes me want to shake my fists at the astral heavens, but it occurred to me that the havoc it causes isn’t all bad. Here are seven times when Mercury Retrograde comes in handy, based on things that have actually happened to us or folks we know… Keep reading »

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