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For The Week Of October 25-31, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be careful of bullies now. For now stick to your guns on what you need to do for you and forget others. This is your time to make choices and go through your mental baggage before picking up anyone else’s — because that is exactly what another is asking.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Let loose your flirty side and take that leap of faith by approaching that certain someone who you never in your wildest dreams thought you could hook, because this week your game will be on and it’s best aimed towards someone who strays from your norm. While it may or may not be true love forever, the short-term outcome will give you something to smile about.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You can’t always be in control. Besides it being tiring, when it comes to relationships, if you take this clenched fist approach, how will you ever know what your other half’s potential is? Sure, you might be saving time, but it shows you don’t have much faith. So, as hard it as may be, this week, slide into that passenger seat and enjoy the view. Chances are you’ll love it.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You want what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Anyone who might get in your way will suffer a horrific demise, because there is no stopping you from getting what you want now and if anything does, then woe is them. This is your time to claim all that you dream of and dream as large as you want, no matter what!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Hearing “I told you so” is the most grating of all phrases to you, so brace yourself as this week something you regret could come back to haunt you. However, what can you do now? Take time to reflect, but take even more time to sort out a new game plan. Nothing now is permanent and if you work fast, it’ll make this phase pass even faster.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

There will be an odd, but tasty, connection you can make through someone you know that will land you an opportunity that will have you feeling your game once again. Just don’t be shy about being around vague acquaintances or new faces, as this week’s plan of action will likely unfold in a weird way before you see how it’ll all make sense.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Admit falling in love on the installment plan blows. So, before you hook yet another with lots of potential but not much to show for it, change your trajectory fast! This is your time to stand up taller and realize you’re not a girl who can be bought on a layaway plan. Yes, baby, it’s C.O.D. now or nothing at all!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Who cares if all your latest conquest has to offer is a pretty face. As it stands, you are not after true love at this very moment and the less you take seriously, the better off you will be. This is your time to realize your power as independently as possible. If this means taking up a few strays to have some fun, whatever. It’s all in the name of fun, so live it up!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Wait to tell the world anything exciting that is brewing with you and your honey. This is your time to just savor the news together in private, as once the cat comes out of the bag, more chaos than you can imagine will ensue and may kill the current buzz you have going on. Yes, one day it will be time to share, but that day is not included in this week.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Just when you and your boo were in sync, in comes a major influx of turmoil to shake up your happy little love nest. Seems all of a sudden power struggles will strike and passive-aggressive behaviors will take front and center. While it’ll aggravate, realize this is a small price to pay for some super hot sex, because when all has settled, that’s what you’ll remember from it anyway.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

No matter what you’ve done in the past, it is never too late to make up if you can stand by your word here on out. Everyone is entitled to have made mistakes, but living in the shame of it and taking no actions for it won’t be doing you any favors. If you can trust what you believe in, go for it and make it happen, as it seriously is now or never.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You love a little tension when it comes to love, as in being with someone feisty is the kind of fun that makes you curious in all sorts of places. Though, as this week progresses and has you thinking you know all, prepare yourself for a bit of fire to heat you up in all the right spots. Just don’t jump to conclusions. Big surprises will arrive in unassuming packages.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Will My Pisces Ex Try To Win Me Back?

I am a Taurus woman and my guy is a Pisces. We started going out in March and it was going really well. Although we were busy with our classes, we still made time for each other. Initially we would go out during the weekends, but then he started asking to hang out with me in between classes. Although we felt like we were already in a relationship, he told me that he wanted to start being in an official relationship with me after summer, because he and his ex started out long distance before, and they didn’t work out. Two days before we leave to go back home, he tells me that it seems like we’re already in a relationship, but I reminded him of what he said before, so we decided to start our relationship only after summer.

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For The Week Of October 18-24, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

There is never a dull moment when it comes to what you are finding in your inbox these days. Yes, bizarre communications have been plaguing you. This week the game gets stepped up even further, as a few shocking revelations will find their way to you, opening up bigger and bolder questions in your mind that may make your brain implode.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your body is going to be craving something deeper and darker, negating all that your logic wants to tell you. Seems there is a power that’ll be luring you in so strongly that if you try to resist, your curiosity will hold on even tighter. Whatever, just go with it, as either choice will have difficult consequences — might as well deal with the one that gets you a little satiated.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget trying to be polite, because most of the time you don’t mean it anyway. Best to just be yourself, grumpy opinions and all, because that is the only way you are going to strike a fair deal for yourself when dealing with another who might honor, love and cherish you in the long run, but for this week is strictly out for himself.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

A sudden moment of clarity will hit you this week, throwing you into “Little Miss Fix It” mode and causing you to immediately change up your routines and adopt newer, healthier habits, as lately you’ve been acting like your own worst enemy, selling out stability for any quick fix you can have. This week it’ll all catch up to you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget anymore scheming, because this is the week tides turn. The cleverness you’ve shown off will put you far ahead of the pack and right onto the trophy platform. However, getting where you want too fast may just bore you to tears, as sometimes, unfortunately, the destination won’t match the excitement of the journey.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Winning will feel hard to come by this week, as it seems everything you’re after gets ten times heavier and a thousand times more impossible. While giving up may be your first instinct, don’t. Realize that if you push hard enough, you will gain some ground and inch-by-inch learn this victory has many more levels that deserve the extra efforts.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

All the deals you have worked out with Mr. So-and-So are going to go into play this week, schooling you on how powerful his word actually is. Hopefully, they’ll be stronger than you suspected and it’ll make you feel like you have to work harder to maintain. However, if it’s the opposite, as in things go limp fast, let it go, as all else that’ll follow will be a lost cause.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Hotness will be all around you, stimulating your brain to think all sorts of wickedly delightful fantasies that will feel impossible not to explore. Thankfully, this will fuel you to move your butt out of the comfort zone and back into the game. You’ve been on the sidelines for far too long and now it’s your time to dive back in, because the team needs you!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Throw caution to the wind, because this week, if you raise the stakes and play big, you will win big. Yes, your mind is working overtime (and the sharpest it has been in ages), so there is no way you can lose if you can keep an eye on the prize — you on top! Yes, ruthlessness, ambition and pride will all be on the line, so save face and work it with all you’ve got!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This is your time to go make a wrong turn into a right, as something or someone from the past shows up and gives you a chance to do something you’ve wanted to do for a long time. Just one bit of advice: don’t plan too much of what you will do, as spontaneity is your strong point now. Plus, if you over-think it, it could send you back a few steps rather than ahead.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

When it comes to sharing with your flavor of the week, expect some major TMI to start pouring into your head. Not to even say it’ll be that juicy, as in racy skeletons coming out of the closet, but just an overload of info that could have you rolling your eyes and possibly looking for the nearest exit.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Forget waiting for green lights. Sitting back and waiting for approval is for the birds anyway. Plus, why submit yourself to a second class status when you can just seize control yourself and make the decisions you have to make for you, without any more waiting around? After all, it takes two to tango and now might be time to turn it into a solo.

For The Week Of October 11-17, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

What you say will sound sane to you, but to another, it will come out as the wackiest bunch of words ever. Sure, you’ll know this is a communication snafu, but this other person is most likely looking to start a fight and will blow it out of proportion. Whatever chain of events it begins, realize it has to run its course — the destination will make sense of it all.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be alarmed if your feelings take a plunge into the dark side and have you fighting off a major bout of self-doubt. As one part of your life goes up, seems another will go down, throwing off your balance and leaving you to wonder what you really want. Avoid beating yourself up, because the answers will come only with patience.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re born under the most intense sign of the zodiac and that means you don’t let anything go without a fight. However, when you’re grappling with your demons, the harder you fight, the more of a chokehold they’ll have. For now, the path of least resistance is best, as they are only as strong as you want to make them, and this week, they’re out to suck you dry.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You don’t have to have all the answers all the time. It can be best to feel your way through the dark, as sometimes you hit upon something that feels irresistible but you’ll disregard it due to it being so far from your plan. This time around, the less you know, the more surprises are in store. So, forget you know anything and all will be just dandy!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Just because you can get others to support you, that doesn’t make you right. So, forget the power in numbers theory when it comes to getting into a battle with your baby this week. No matter how much validation you can conjure up for yourself, the one vote that matters won’t budge. So, focus on the issues, rather than making it a fight for popularity.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Forget getting approval on whom you want to love and how you want to do it. If you waited for everyone’s understanding, you’d never get anywhere, as we don’t live in a perfect world. However, in time, life always changes, and things always do work themselves out. So, for now understand your circumstances are not set in stone and don’t get too caught up in the drama.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pressure on yourself to make new initiatives with love this week, because this is going to be a time when your ability to laugh at yourself will be tested, as there will be many random foibles that’ll wear on your patience. However, if you survive this now, you will see that light at the end of this ridiculous tunnel while getting the last laugh.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Be careful of where you place your trust, because not everyone making offers will be on the up-and-up – they can use their words deceptively. Not to say you aren’t one shrewd bunny, but who doesn’t get delusional when bombarded with loving words that are out to make one feel as if they are untouchable? So, your rule of thumb this week: if it sounds too good to be true, it is.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

There will be some backtracking when it comes to how deeply you want to be committed right now. This might be a temporary phase or it might not be. Whichever it is, it will take time to draw a final conclusion. Be patient and work slowly; drastic moves will result in egg in your face and possibly a deep pain in your heart.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This week you’ll have no patience for anyone. It’ll seem as if incompetence surrounds you and occupies all your time, as you relentlessly have to make up for those around you. While you will feel like it’s a thankless week, realize you aren’t insane. In lieu of the madness, feel free to spoil yourself rotten, because at least you know how to make yourself feel good.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The truth can be so subjective, especially when bending it can play nicely in your favor. Yes, this is the week when you’ll have to believe what you say with all your heart, even if it’s not the complete truth, because if you can come across like a believer, it’ll be so much easier to get that other to see the same. This week it’s more about the performance than the substance.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Cohabiting is going to get more intense; as every day is a day you’re going to have compromise your way through. As the pressure builds and you feel your space closing in on you, don’t feel like you have to just take it. Instead, take a time-out to draw up new rules. It’s your life, your relationship and it’s your choice to take the road less traveled.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Can I Win Back My Aries Ex Or Should I Move On?

My Aries ex and I were good friends for about seven months, and then began our romantic relationship in January. The relationship was all that I could ask for and more (perfect!), until a few months ago. Now the once daily calls and texts are every three days and seeing each other every day/every other day became every 4-5 days or when it was convenient for him. I confronted him about it several times and the responses were, “I’m sorry,” and excuses. He’d change for a few days to a week and things would be great. When he was with me, things would be PERFECT. When we were around other people, things would be PERFECT. When he wasn’t around me though, I hardly crossed his mind (considering his lack of communication).

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For The Week Of October 4-10, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you want your love to get on track, it’s time to open up yourself in a way you never have before, by asking the right questions and saying straight-up what you are after. While you might have gone over this before, this time around your honey will actually be paying attention, and this time around is when the real dialogues will begin.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Caution won’t be an option, as a wilder you breaks free and has you feeding your instincts and flying by the seat of your pants. Sure, this will make routine situations a bit shakier, but you won’t care, as old expectations have held you back for too long already. Expect to feel miraculously freer than you have in a very long time and love it.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your brain has been flip-flopping from present to past lately. This week it will fully sink back into a nostalgic mode, making you want to pick up the phone and call that certain someone. Thank God for Facebook. Who knows? All the things you want for the future may be something you had in the past. Best to explore it now than forever hold your peace.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sure, discuss your dreams and share your visions, but don’t get discouraged when opportunities to put all into play don’t appear suddenly. As it goes, this is a time for planning, not doing. Seems details to your plans aren’t completely in order, as it’ll take a few more final touches to figure out all the pieces of the puzzle. However, trust perfection is just around the corner.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There is nothing like a little friendly competition, but that is only when you are actually playing with a friend. Seems whom you are entangled with now might have the face of an angel but the soul of a hungry demon; you may discover that somebody’s story isn’t adding up. While there might be a back story worthy of some sympathy, do tread lightly, as the ground isn’t so secure.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You might hit a state of shock, as someone you didn’t expect to come through for you will be alongside you in a way that makes you feel as if you are the center of their universe for real. Yes, no more gauging and no more wishing. This is when you finally see who is the real deal, so expect to end this week on a super-high note.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your horny little devil will be slipping into backseat driver mode, as your inner sadist slides into that driver’s seat. Yes, this is the week when enforcing some of your power might mean having to hurt a few. Chances are, they’re getting what they deserve. But do be prudent with how much of a good thing you take on, as there is a fine line between discipline and abuse.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Love will be taking a turn for the better. Your commitment gets deeper and more intense, as a bonding experience looming in the horizon will bring you together as a tighter team. While this drama will probably deal with something that you have seen before, this time around you both will be on the right wavelength to combat all and reveal that, together, you truly are invincible!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Smooth sailing with your boo hits a rut, as it’ll be the little details that mess up your stride. Thankfully, there is a ton of humor to this week too, as the foibles are so ridiculous that they’ll seem comical. However, without those few tanks of patience, you may feel on edge. So, hold tight, because if you can get through this now, all that follows will be cake.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Passion and excitement heat up — it’s all about new beginnings right now. However, the catch is you have to go to the past to find them, by hitting up places you haven’t been in a while or calling up old friends who can link you up with some new meat. It’s all about connecting your dots now because, once you do, a sight for sore eyes will be right in front of you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You never know whom you are going to bump into and what you are going to feel. Seems there are a few surprises in store for you that even you might know what to make of. The best thing though is to keep an open mind: be honest with yourself and move ahead slowly. If you understand you don’t have to have all the answers upfront, you’ll ultimately win it all.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The fact of the matter is that sex and love won’t be happening in the same place. While you’ll get the hots in one place, it’ll be another where the sweetness happens. Sure, if you could consolidate, you would. But, oddly enough, you will find a talent for departmentalizing that will satisfy you — variety will be the spice of your life this week.

For The Week Of September 27-October 3, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This week there will be lots of exciting offers bombarding you. Your instincts will be working overtime to weed through it all so you can keep yourself grounded. Seems everybody will want to sell you their ideals, but reality will have its own ideas. Not to say your week is going to be all hype, but be weary of what sounds too good to be true.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You don’t have to play superhero everyday. This week is more about adjusting than trying to start anything new. Go ahead, coast. Feel out the options and test your intuition, as trying to figure out how you feel about where you’re going is more important than anything else that might be on your plate now. Yes, set your own pace and let yourself be free.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The world has a funny way of working out messes for you. So, while you think you may be in boiling water at the start, realize things will simmer down by the end and have you feeling ultra-chill about having mastered a new level of control. Seems the karma you’ve stockpiled will start to show signs that it does have redeeming value. For that, you can thank your lucky stars.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your resilience is necessary now, as the pressures are mounting to crazy levels that have you wondering, “Why?” Yes, it’s no walk in the park, but it’s nothing you can’t face, as you have been to hell and back a few times and survived swimmingly. So, for times like these, remember who you are and fight this fight like only you know how.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You can’t please all the people all the time, so when someone is acting up on purpose to try to make you look the fool, that is when you have to throw down the gauntlet and put social etiquette aside; some people really do need to be humiliated in public to be shown that they aren’t all that. This week you’re in the perfect place to give it to them and give it to them good.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you take the higher road, you will come out the winner. Getting the glare from up there will make you look extra sexy to that special someone. No, it’s not every day when someone gets the hots for those deeper, moral sides to you. So when this turn of events happens, savor every drop.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Remember, you should have nothing to hide when it comes to how you feel. Instead of trying to give your messages through sign language, come clean directly. After all, it’s nothing that someone doesn’t already know on some level, but at least getting it out on the table will give you the real chance you are looking for.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You thought you knew all you needed to know about that certain someone, but surprises are in store and may shock you. Not to say it’ll be bad, as good surprises can also happen, but it will depend on what’s been happening in your current state of affairs. What will happen this week will be the nail in the coffin in a totally excellent way or in that final way. No in-betweens.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Throw all your cares away. Now it’s all about you and recharging your batteries. Seems you’ve gone full circle with your emotions and the only way to come to any solution is to separate yourself from reality. If this means a spa day or a mini-vacation, book it despite any budget issues. After all, you wouldn’t want to go against the universe, would you?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

If you can’t dream a little dream, what’s the point? Yes, realize you’ve got yourself a diamond in the rough and to unleash its magic, you’ll need to stretch your imagination to see how it is ideal. While you can wish all you want for that perfect package, know that waiting list is long and with no guarantees.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Put your ego aside – this is the only way you’re going to get what you want from your relationship. You can’t expect the best and not take responsibility for your worst. Sure, you might feel uneasy about particular issues, but acting out isn’t going to cure a thing. For now, understand cupid is on your side, so play nice, as only you can be your own worst enemy.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Honesty is your best policy to deal with the confusion that has been swirling around you and your honey. This week, to avoid further complications, let it all out; the passion that will come through your monologues will get each of you heard. Besides getting your love back on track, chances are you’ll open up dialogues that’ll finally unlock discussions you’ve been dying to have.

For The Week Of September 20-26, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Relax and keep a cool demeanor. Although you are a bundle of anxiety on the inside, never let them see you sweat. As this week puts you closer to boiling points, to avoid a full-on eruption, let fate unravel itself on its own now, without any of your intensity pushing it along. As with all things now, surprises are in store and what you see won’t be what you get.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Time to set it and forget it. You can now hit the cruise control and achieve a natural balance that will put your mind, body and soul at a new level of ease. While it has been a bit tricky to get here, trust you can now relish in the price you’ve paid and love the hard work it has taken, as this week really is the start to a whole new you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Admit to the deepest and darkest fears in you, and then cast them out. Relinquish their power over you. Yes, rid yourself of the demons, old and new, as it’s time to get your fearless face back into the game and show off the real power you possess. Sitting back any longer will only pull you farther from what you want.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your friends do know best, so trust them in whatever they are telling you, even if you don’t want to hear it. Whatever advice or demands they make, go with it. Chances are, they will lead you back to a path where you will feel the logic. Because wandering the way you have is not doing a stitch of help in getting you to any worthy destination, sorry to say.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No matter how much power you wield, you can’t assume everyone is going to want to follow. So, take it slow and avoid making sudden decisions, no matter how strongly you might feel, because what is happening one minute might change in another. As it goes, your current reign is rooted in too precarious of a moment.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Speak up loud and proud, and without editing yourself either, as it’s time to let loose your raw passion. Yes, seems that certain someone needs a club of info knocked over their head to get what is truly happening in you, and there is no more time to waste either – it’s ticking away! Set the wheels in motion and do not let yet another valuable opportunity slip through your hands.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You say tomato; your companion says “tomah-tow” — that is never going to change. While you have had a sense of humor about it in the past, this week things won’t be as funny. The semantics won’t be so subtle that you’ll just want to brush them off. Seems a standoff of opinions is in store. This could be the moment where hell breaks loose.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

When it comes to feeling hot and horny, you get the prize this week. Your passions will be raging and make you the big winner of the zodiac whom everyone will want to rub up next to. This is going to be your best time to unleash your primal emotions, as not only will it bring someone or something hot, but it’ll make you feel new again.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Who cares who thinks you’re superficial? The fact is you need something pretty to look at while doing the nasty. Besides, we all have our own paths to enlightenment, and if so-called friends are going to get judgmental on your ass, then maybe you should question why they seem to be so adamant? Perhaps this is a difference between the have and have-nots?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Fab new acquaintances are going to be taking you for an exciting and social adventure, putting you face-to-face with all sorts of new characters who can bring weird and fascinating opportunities to your life. While it may seem like a candy shop, do be prudent with what you put in your mouth, as not all will taste as sweet as they appear.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This is going to be one of those weeks where you will be sitting your ass on a fence, wondering which is the lesser of the evils. While obligations on one side hold you down, another round of obligations will be pulling you another way. Sure, you can do the King Solomon thing and offer to cut yourself in two and see who stops it, but chances are it won’t be that easy.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to winning debates this week, know one thing: if you say it louder, you win. Yes, seems that it’s all about force now, as really driving a point home can only be done in a way that is bold. However, hopefully you are having an argument that is worth enforcing, as just being a tyrant will eventually catch up to you. So, remember that.

For The Week Of September 13-19, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A sudden rush of chutzpah will come over you, making you throw down demands you never thought you could. However, tables are turning and you’ll find that what you have to say is more vital and necessary than ever. Don’t worry about the consequences or sudden aftershocks either. In time you’ll find no matter how much you lay on the line, more gets returned.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be feeling impatient, as though someone you feel should be giving you a certain level of deference is not giving it with ease. Although it’ll be tempting to play the game of cat and mouse all day, don’t. Understand not all mind games happen due to personal reasons. Sometimes behaviors are more character flaws than intentional jabs.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio is a sign of extremes and to get to the top, you have to sink to the bottom first. No matter what stage of the game you are at, you know the ride from hell and back and this is time when the knowledge and strength you picked up on those journeys will come in handy. It’s your decisiveness that is now your strongest weapon.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

A big boost of confidence will be coming out of nowhere, giving you amazing powers to be able to see through all facades. Seems the truth you have been hunting down is yours for the taking, giving you way more options for you to consider. Yes, the stars are slowly aligning all for you, so bide your time and pace yourself for a grand finale.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

A transformation is about to begin that’ll have you streamlining your life STAT. Suddenly, certain people and particular places will no longer seem relevant and appear to be more draining than giving, making you want to cut them out fast. Chances are these have been lingering thoughts in your mind for a while, but this is the week you’ll have the strength to say, “No more!”

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Don’t let anything stop you, even if you have to get completely ruthless, because now is the time you will make up for a lot of lost ground and can find your way to the top easily. Wacky ideas, no matter how absurd, work them. Your imagination is key now to getting all that you want in exactly the style you want. Just let your ego step into the driver’s seat and go!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead and get on your high horse, because you have every right to be there and dole out your ideals. If people can’t get with your program, know it’s them, not you. Your mind is currently at its clearest and most concise. If they can’t have faith in you, broom them. After all, who has time to convince others of your genius? Don’t make it you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Even though you might be feeling tired, worn out and a bit pessimistic, your honey is going to be looking to you to be the wind beneath his wings. While this might aggravate, as you’re in no mood, go ahead and at least look the part. Then, as time flies, you’ll see that your mojo will build momentum, as all it takes is a few good snaps of your whip.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Life is going to start moving ahead in a more direct path, leaving you feeling as if you can finally exhale. Yes, taking chances and reaching out of your comfort zone will be what feels the most exhilarating, as you’re up for risking it all. Plus, seems this will also be your honey’s aphrodisiac — seeing this new side to you will be the turn of the key that could open up paradise.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Time to slow down and let life unfold in its own time, as trying to move fate along now isn’t going to be working in your favor. Not to say you will sabotage yourself, but you will ruin surprises. So, best to lie low for now and just do the bare minimum. Besides, isn’t it about time you have a little time-out to recover your senses from the recent past events? YES!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

“Love exciting and new, come aboard, we’re expecting to you!” Yes, time to sing it loud and proud, as sexy aspects in the sky are piling up in your true romance house, making you one hot tamale. If life’s feeling slow, then take this cue to pick up the pace, because with stars like these you won’t just want to be sitting on your booty, letting it all fly by.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to issues on the home front, things will be getting a bit rocky, so brace yourself. Seems there’ll be more than a few power struggles and shake-ups that won’t have you seeing eye-to-eye. However, with so much tension built up, there is one way to release the steam. So, go in realizing arguing is your foreplay and make this rough patch work for you.

For The Week Of September 6-12, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Hold onto your horses! Life is about to speed up and throw you into a new stratosphere of decision-making and reevaluating. Not to worry, though, as this will be music to your ears. You have had all the pieces that you need to form a beautiful picture for a while, but now you can start putting them together to see it’s happening for real.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be feeling hotter than a camel in heat in the middle of the Sahara and it’ll make you dream up all sorts of freaky fantasies. Instead of holding back, roll the dice with your baby and share the love. As it goes, this is your time to change up routines and add more spice to your life — now isn’t just about feeling good; it’s about tasting delicious too.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The world is going to be spinning around you and lighting up your life in all sort of ways that will make you want to pinch yourself. Believe it: this is your time to truly come into your own and live out your karma. Yes, if you’ve been naughty or nice, you’ll be getting your just desserts now. Whether it’s with drama or diamonds, you’ll find just the way to make the most of this moment.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Finally, you’ll feel as if you’re putting down real roots and the direction you’re heading is a good one. Yes, with so much confidence you’ll have bursting at the seams, it’ll put you in quite the jolly mood. When this happens, we all know what that means — a charge to your libido. Unfortunately, though, it might be slim pickings when it comes to those kinds of options.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No matter what anyone says, all you will hear is dead noise — you’ll have a one-track mind that is only about boosting your own agenda. Any one else who isn’t with the program will just wind up blending into the background. However, be warned that bratty behaviors will get you punished severely now, so mind your manners. But who knows? You might just like the punishment too.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Cash is your sex this week, as the flow starts to show signs of revival and has you feeling a sense of excitement you haven’t had in ages. Seems your star is fast on the rise and there is no limit to where it can go. So don’t think this is the end all — it isn’t. But it will take some clever shaking of your money maker to get the ball rolling even faster and harder in the right direction.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead and take risks again, because now is when your instincts will be gurgling with ideas and hunches, giving you inspiration to walk on the wild side. Even if things seem rocky at first, have faith — things will have a funny way of smoothing out and leading you to the promise land. Yes, now it’s all about how bad you want it.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Time to hit the pedal to the metal and work it at double your current speed, as moving faster now is necessary to reach your mark. There is no time to waste! Don’t worry about having everything mapped out, because, as you know, you work better on your toes anyway. Plus, once you get the gist, then all will be cake. So go ahead, let your hair down and GO!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s all about whom you know now; so don’t be shy about saying what you want to those around you. People right now are listening and can connect the dots for you in just a way that’ll have you believing in miracles again. However, do realize you will have to do a little shifting through the possibilities to find your diamond in the rough. But do trust it will be there.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Chances are you will begin this week feeling a bit grim, as you’ll think everybody around you is getting theirs and you’re getting left behind. Instead of getting envious, though, understand it’s just fate building up the momentum to set you up for big changes that will push you far ahead of the pack. Until then, hold steady and express graciousness when you can.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Think big. Opportunities will be coming from afar, making you think beyond your comfort zone. Sure, this might mean having to figure out new ways to communicate and shifting your whole way of thinking, but sometimes changing up the scenery is exactly what you need to realize where you are is exactly where you need to be.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Weird new info is coming, which can switch your whole game around—but in a good way, as in learning secrets that can give you the insight to get a read on whomever is on your radar. Seems this will give you a good boost of energy and a new revived interest in the hunt. However, don’t spill all your secrets yet, as this isn’t the time for your song and dance.

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