It’s the most hotly anticipated section of any high school yearbook: the superlatives, or “Most Likely To…” pages, where classmates laud each other for achievements ranging from amazing hair to likelihood of winning a Nobel Peace Prize. We thought it would be fun to give out some of these classic awards to each zodiac sign. Want to know what your sign won? Read on to find out, and then frantically compare the results with your friends! Keep reading »
Aries (March 21-April 19): Your “can do” spirit will be alive and kicking, making you the master of your destiny. The thing to remember though is that no one’s opinion but your own counts. No matter how harsh your closest peeps can be, it doesn’t mean you have to listen. Don’t let those overdramatic and manipulative monologues sway you, because there is no reason to doubt yourself now.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ll feel exhausted this week, as you have been spinning your wheels too hard and fast, without getting much traction. Instead of beating yourself up and feeling like you have to go at it even harder, turn off that voice and let the universe sort it out for you. Karma is your friend, so give it space to do its thing. Keep reading »
We’re constantly talking about astrology and asking random people what their signs are (we can’t help ourselves!), and one thing we hear all the time is “I don’t feel like a typical [insert sign here].” Obviously astrology is just one part of the personality puzzle, and tons of factors–upbringing, birth order, culture, life experiences, etc.–affect us. It’s pretty rare to identify 100% with every description of your zodiac sign, but we thought it might be helpful to break down some of the most common reasons people don’t feel like they match up with their sign. Read on to get the scoop! Keep reading »
Aries (March 21-April 19): The one things no one expects from you is humility, so if you flash a little of it now, you could surprise onlookers. Of course, you are a bad girl to the bone, but sometimes rebelling just for the sake of theatrics is a bad choice. This week, aim for the middle and you won’t miss, as peace of mind for everyone won’t come across as conformity, but as a gift.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): There are a lot of reasons you will be feeling glum this week, but you can’t be so hard on yourself. Sure, the road ahead still seems long and without many breaks in the near future, but who cares? Such is life, and so is this moment. Celebrate what you have accomplished and to hell with the future. Turn it out now, as that is all you’ve got. Keep reading »
Happy birthday, awesome Aries! Your natural zest for life inspires the rest of us to amp up our enthusiasm and join in the fun. As the youngest sign in the zodiac, you bring a youthful energy and sense of wonder to this world. We could all take a page from your playbook, especially when we’re feeling bogged down and stuck in the same old routine. Here are 10 ways to start living the Aries lifestyle! Keep reading »
Aries (March 21-April 19): Your moodiness will hit an all time crazy, soaring high, then slamming you down and then flying you out into a new direction. You’ll be vibrating such a wacky energy, people will wonder what you’re cooking in your basement, but be too polite to ask. Of course, to know you is to love you, so do take notice of those running for cover.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Whoever said you were slow obviously didn’t have the patience for your thorough decision-making or the stamina to keep up. So, screw them. This is not the time to let critiques get to you, because it’ll be about the person spewing the judgments, not you. For some, putting you down is the only way they feel they can get a leg up. Lame. Keep reading »
We’ve discussed the reasons to date each sign, and the reasons you might end up dumping each sign, but what if you’re already coupled up? How do you keep your significant other happy? Click through to find out 3 ways to keep your partner satisfied, based on their zodiac sign!
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll have gone as far as you can with a secret and it’ll be time to liberate yourself from all the skeletons you have piled up in your brain. Things are not as crazy as you think, so don’t let your imagination get the best of you and try to assume you know how others will react to your news. You’ll find there are key people on your team that you can always rely on.
Aries (March 21-April 19): We all can’t be beautiful, rich and talented … or can we? Yes, remember, you were born to break the rules and forge a new undiscovered path, on your own terms. If you can think it, you can have it. Sure, things don’t always proceed in that way, but this isn’t the time to go down without a fight. Random surprise victories can occur now. Keep reading »
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll be in the thick of things, in terms of your emotions and all round dealings with life. This will force your hand into a major overhaul and you’ll have to make some concessions. You get that the world isn’t waiting to give you a fairytale moment; so instead, you’re going to have to seize it. After all, the key to success in battle is good timing, so know this is yours now.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Fall back on your experience. You have been through enough trials and tribulations to know how to make hard decisions. Forget the drama and just take that breath before moving on to something that you know your talents can shine in. However, know that you also will have to sacrifice something to get there too. This isn’t the time to have it all, but trust it’s getting closer. Keep reading »
Whether you live in Portland or have seen a few “Portlandia” sketches, you know this city marches to the beat of its own naked bongo drummer. As two lifelong Portlanders, we thought it would be fun to imagine where all the astrological signs fit into the culture of “Portlandia.” Is your sign tasting gourmet coffees or playing the didgeridoo or competing on an anarchist bocce ball team? Read on to find out! Keep reading »
