Category Archives: Horoscopes

Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 18-24, 2013

Astro 101: Happiness!
Three ways to keep each sign happy in a relationship. Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your moodiness will hit an all time crazy, soaring high, then slamming you down and then flying you out into a new direction. You’ll be vibrating such a wacky energy, people will wonder what you’re cooking in your basement, but be too polite to ask. Of course, to know you is to love you, so do take notice of those running for cover.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Whoever said you were slow obviously didn’t have the patience for your thorough decision-making or the stamina to keep up. So, screw them. This is not the time to let critiques get to you, because it’ll be about the person spewing the judgments, not you. For some, putting you down is the only way they feel they can get a leg up. Lame. Keep reading »

Astrology 101: 3 Ways To Keep Each Sign Happy In A Relationship

We’ve discussed the reasons to date each sign, and the reasons you might end up dumping each sign, but what if you’re already coupled up? How do you keep your significant other happy? Click through to find out 3 ways to keep your partner satisfied, based on their zodiac sign!

Astro 101: Romance!
Five ways astrology can improve your relationship. Read More »
Astro 101: Forgiveness
Which signs will forgive you? Which ones won't? Read More »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 11-17, 2013

Astro 101: Portlandia!
How to spot each sign on the hilarious show "Portlandia." Read More »

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll have gone as far as you can with a secret and it’ll be time to liberate yourself from all the skeletons you have piled up in your brain. Things are not as crazy as you think, so don’t let your imagination get the best of you and try to assume you know how others will react to your news. You’ll find there are key people on your team that you can always rely on.

Aries (March 21-April 19): We all can’t be beautiful, rich and talented … or can we? Yes, remember, you were born to break the rules and forge a new undiscovered path, on your own terms. If you can think it, you can have it. Sure, things don’t always proceed in that way, but this isn’t the time to go down without a fight. Random surprise victories can occur now. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 4-10, 2013

Astro 101: Portlandia!
How to spot each sign on the hilarious show "Portlandia." Read More »

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll be in the thick of things, in terms of your emotions and all round dealings with life. This will force your hand into a major overhaul and you’ll have to make some concessions. You get that the world isn’t waiting to give you a fairytale moment; so instead, you’re going to have to seize it. After all, the key to success in battle is good timing, so know this is yours now.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Fall back on your experience. You have been through enough trials and tribulations to know how to make hard decisions. Forget the drama and just take that breath before moving on to something that you know your talents can shine in. However, know that you also will have to sacrifice something to get there too. This isn’t the time to have it all, but trust it’s getting closer. Keep reading »

Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign … In “Portlandia”

Portland Is Weird
Here are 10 reasons why. Read More »
Astro 101: '90s Love Song
From Madonna to Lauryn Hil, which '90s love song fits your sign? Read More »
Astro 101: Pickup Lines
How to hit on every sign. Read More »

Whether you live in Portland or have seen a few “Portlandia” sketches, you know this city marches to the beat of its own naked bongo drummer. As two lifelong Portlanders, we thought it would be fun to imagine where all the astrological signs fit into the culture of “Portlandia.” Is your sign tasting gourmet coffees or playing the didgeridoo or competing on an anarchist bocce ball team? Read on to find out! Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 25-March 3, 2013

Astro 101: Pisces Lifestyle
10 ways to live life like the amazing PIsces... Read More »

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your world is about to get mystical and you’ll be re-feeling the love for something you had a passion for in the past, which could turn your life’s direction onto a different path. While it might sound scary, don’t fret. This new epiphany will be making you think clearer than ever before, so watch out world, because it’s going to be all yours, dammit!

Aries (March 21-April 19): The sluggishness turns chronic this week and you’ll be feeling all the symptoms. While this might not be able to lift you from your slumber that easily, remember that guilt can make you manic. Everybody needs to just forget reality every so often and if that means doing it on your back, there could be worse things, n’est pas? However, know this is a luxury, not a right. Keep reading »

Astrology 101: 10 Ways To Live The Pisces Lifestyle

Astro 101: Moon Signs
What your moon signs says about you. Read More »
Astro 101: Life Changes
How does your sign handle big life changes? Read More »
Astro 101: Romance!
Five ways astrology can improve your relationship. Read More »

Happy birthday, dreamy Pisceans! This world would be a sad, dreary place without you. As the oldest sign in the zodiac, you are wise beyond your years, but there’s something playful and innocent about you as well–no wonder people are drawn to you wherever you go. When the rest of us get bogged down in reality, you’re lost in the beauty of possibilities. We could all learn a lot from the way you live your life; here are 10 ways we can start… Keep reading »

Astrology 101: When Life Doesn’t Go According To Plan

Astro 101: 2013 Challenge
One simple thing for each sign to try this year. Read More »
Astro 101: Pickup Lines
How to hit on every sign. Read More »
Astro 101: '90s Love Song
From Madonna to Lauryn Hil, which '90s love song fits your sign? Read More »

Breakups. Job losses. Bombed college entrance exams. Canceled Lady Gaga concerts. As much as we might try to control our circumstances and resist unexpected changes, it’s inevitable that life will throw us a few curveballs. Read on to find out how each sign reacts when their best laid plans fall apart… Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 18-25, 2013

2013 Astro Guide!
See what's ahead for your sign in 2013! Read More »

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your imagination will try to run wild, but reality will keep you in check. Yes, expect truth to come to light at the right moment, saving you from making a big mistake. However, instead of the horror you expect, you’ll get more excitement and a different route to romance. Just hold tight, as these bumps do have the ability to knock you about.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You know all about fatal attractions from both sides of the fence. This week, those memories will come flying back and it will be drama, drama, drama, as your libido will be acting up in a strange way that could awaken your dark side. However, as you attempt to fight the forces at play, understand this nightmare is replaying for a reason. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 11-17, 2013

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ll be feeling the heat and it might make you delirious and off with your judgments. Thankfully, good fortune is shining on you and those little debacles can wind up to be a perfect storm of romance, creativity and happiness.  So, follow your raw instincts without apology, as it’s your primal hunger in control now.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You can’t think about the past and you certainly don’t need to think about the future. Instead, focus on the present and nothing else. It’s about what you are feeling, what you are doing and what you need. If all is well, then you won’t feel so overwhelmed or hyper for too long. If not, then an aggressive feeling will overtake you, helping you squash any bad habits. Keep reading »

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