So, last week we got all warm and fuzzy and gave you five reasons to date each sign. This week, let’s embrace our cynical side and discuss the traits and qualities that make each sign a total relationship nightmare. Which sign will flip out if you leave a dirty dish in the sink? Which sign will mess with your emotions? Which sign will flirt with all your friends? Read on for five brutally honest reasons you should probably run the other way…
Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 14-20, 2012
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Trouble is coming and it’ll be in the form of disrupted security and increased discomfort. Whatever the price you have to pay for love now, understand it’s all part of this particular journey. While you might want to sit around passing the blame, don’t even bother, as it won’t even make sense. Best to suck it up and look over the horizon to better days.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): You are the sign represented by two heads for a reason, because you have the tendency to always see the other side. This week, it’ll be glaringly obvious that where you are and where you want to go aren’t the same path and backtracking will be necessary to rectify your happiness. Of course, things can change, as they always do with you. Keep reading »
Astrology 101: Five Reasons To Date Each Sign
One of the most illuminating–and entertaining–ways to use astrology is to apply it to romantic relationships. Our signs say a lot about how we express our love, how we feel about commitment, and, of course, how we like to get down and dirty. Whether you’re coupled up already or looking for love, click through to check out the best romantic qualities of each zodiac sign. And tune in next week to learn about the downfalls of dating each sign…
Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 7-13, 2012
Taurus (April 20-May 20): While ideas and major urges may come quickly into your head, best to let them percolate in your brain before sharing them with others. After all, it’s best to think about all the possible outcomes that can happen from your choices, as you must be strategic now. Your pride and emotions are on the line, so safeguard them intelligently.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Your emotions will feel as if they are in a rut and you’ll be in a flat-lined state of mind. Don’t even bother going through the motions if you’re not feeling it, as you’re a bad liar and anyone who truly does care will be able to see through it. Be honest instead, as there is no one to blame; we all need time to recharge every so often. Keep reading »
Astrology 101: 10 Ways To Live The Taurus Lifestyle
It’s Taurus time! In honor of Winona’s birthday (May 2) and lovely Taureans everywhere, we have put together a list of 10 ways to live the Taurus lifestyle, because let’s be honest: those bulls really know how to live. Check out our tips, after the jump … Keep reading »
Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign … At The Park
Spring is here, the sun is out, and people are flocking to the great outdoors. On a busy weekend at the park, every astrological sign is out doing their thing. Which sign is soaking up the sun in style? Which sign is falling in love with every passerby? Which sign has found a secret spot to write about intense emotions in their journal? Click through to find out … Keep reading »
Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 30-May 6, 2012
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Give it up if any of your relationships are getting to be a drag. Admit when you have been barking up the wrong tree and know you deserve more. Otherwise, as you fall deeper into the rabbit hole, you’ll be getting more and more in touch with your dark side, which can cause irreparable damage. So, save yourself to save the world around you too.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): People who are trying to placate your kindness don’t know who they’re messing with. So, time to school them with your method of manipulation, making them wonder which way is up and which way is down. That’s right, no more Miss Apple Pie, because if they’re going to hate you, have it be for more than just being beautiful — but for being a bitch too! Keep reading »
Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 24-29, 2012
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Keep a steady pace and your eye on the prize and all will fall into place, as this is a week made for you and how you approach life. As you’ll see, rewards will be plentiful and you’ll finally know that good triumphs and karma does make sense. However, if for any reason you don’t have a finish line kind of week, it’ll be obvious what you need to quickly tweak to get it right.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): You’ll be feeling in your element and will be more bold about taking charge of your love life, making whomever you want heel with complete submission. Although you’d think someone that’s ultimately so easy would bore you, chances are, with such a hard fought battle prior to this, your hunger will make biting into this prize a way more satisfying experience than you’d expect. Keep reading »
Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 16-23, 2012
Aries (March 21-April 19): Your brain is going to go into overdrive and you’ll be much more entranced with starting new projects, new habits and perhaps even a new obsession. No matter, it’s all good and you’ll want as many irons thrown into the fire to really give you a good burn. However, if you aren’t feeling the heat by the end of the week, know you didn’t do it right.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): It’ll finally feel as if you can really look at yourself and see who you really are. So, go ahead, stare deep into your soul, and understand all the magic you possess, because it’s time to compare yourself to those around you and sort out who really measures up to the unicorn that is you. As you witness this power, you’ll see not all are who you’d want them to be. Keep reading »
Astrology 101: How To Wear Your Power Color
Did you know each zodiac sign has a corresponding color? These lovely hues represent the energy of each sign, and wearing your color is a great way to harness the power of your sun sign. We’ve picked out some gorgeous clothing and accessories in the best colors for each sign. Click through to find yours and add some astrological style to your wardrobe…
