Category Archives: Horoscopes

Friskyscopes are your weekly love horoscopes from your astrosexologist Kiki T.! Learn more about what your astrological sign should expect this week in the dating, relationship, and sex department.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 29-May 5, 2013

Astro 101: At The Airport
How to spot each sign at the airport! Read More »

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Life will adjust to a speed that’ll make you roasty-n-toasty in your own skin. Even if shit goes down, it’ll be water off a duck’s back. As you know, there are times you do all you can to get ahead to go nowhere; then there are times when you reap rewards from laziness. Cycles turn to your favor, at least this once. After all, it’s not wishful thinking, it’s physics.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Over-intellectualizing emotions is not a winning game and you know it. You also know that if you have to think about it (at this early stage), it’s not looking too good … but you can’t stop. Maybe life is trying to catch you off-guard and there is more to your attractions than what would otherwise be so basic. Did you make it up? Were you blinded? No. Stop it before you start. Keep reading »

Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign … At The Airport

Wanderlust Week
It's time for a vacay! The Frisky can help you find the perfect destination. Read More »

When it comes to people-watching (and its astrological variation: sign spotting!), you really can’t beat the airport. There are so many intriguing people from all over the world converging at the same terminals, food courts, and painfully long security lines. In keeping with the theme of Wanderlust Week, we though it would be fun to do a roundup of how to spot each sign at the airport. Which sign is trying to charm the desk agent into a first class upgrade? Which sign is making a scene at the TSA checkpoint? Which sign just realized they forgot their passport? Read on to find out… Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 22-29, 2013

Astro 101: Taurus Lifestyle
10 ways to live the good life-- like a Taurus! Read More »

Taurus (April 20-May 20): This week, shit or get off the pot, as it’s all about release now, as in letting go of dreams or taking responsibility for them. Urgency will appear, forcing you up against a wall, as more info about an emotional situation adds extra layers of fuel and dizziness. Yes, your life will turn straight up Telenovela en uno momento.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Only you know how loudly your demons speak when they can’t take no for an answer and only you know how to shut them up too. If this means taking a personal journey, then so be it. You’re not a child anymore and the choices you make now do not require anyone else’s approval, so don’t sabotage yourself by seeking one out. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 15-21, 2013

Astro 101: Cleaning
What's your sign's approach to spring cleaning? Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): You will be aware of a lot more than you’ll actually be able to take control of, so brace yourself for traffic jams of all sorts. This could be emotional, sexual, financial, creative, or all of the above. Whatever you’ll be facing will get frustrating, but just remember to keep a clear mind through all, because as long as you keep your focus, the pace will eventually sync up. Don’t lose your shit!

Related: 10 Ways To Live The Aries Lifestyle

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Having good taste is how you lead your life and anyone that can’t see your way is a jackass. You know your level of refinement and it works well. Anyone not wanting to get with this program is out of luck, as this is who you are. Living well should be an obvious choice — and that goes for your decisions too, so don’t chase after anyone who’s trying to rain on your parade.

Related: 10 Ways To Live The Taurus Lifestyle

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Astrology 101: What’s Your Sign’s Approach To Cleaning?

Astro 101: Yearbook Awards
What would your sign have been voted in high school? Read More »
Astro 101: Doing Laundry!
How to spot each sign at the laundromat! Read More »
Astro 101: Portlandia!
How to spot each sign on the hilarious show "Portlandia." Read More »

To cap off Spring Cleaning Week, we thought it would be fun to explore the topic of cleaning with an astrological twist. How does each sign go about tidying up the house? Which signs dive into chores with unbridled enthusiasm? Which signs are incapable of doing the dishes without complaining the entire time? Read on to find out! Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 8-14, 2013

Astro 101: Yearbook Awards
What would your sign have been voted in high school? Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): Lucky breaks are going to happen out of nowhere, so be out and about to sweep up the opportunities. Not that you have to even try that hard, as plenty of them will land right at your door. You will be the center of the attention this week and come hell or high water, good karma is out to find you!

Related: 10 Ways To Live The Aries Lifestyle

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You will think you know everything going into this week, but surprise, surprise, something new and oddly endearing will surface. This could have you drudging up old memories and make you see the future in a different way, as the past’s secrets clear up. Yes, cryptic happenings will take hold now, so keep that mind and heart open.

Related: 10 Ways To Live The Taurus Lifestyle Keep reading »

Astrology 101: High School Yearbook Awards For Each Sign

Astro 101: Sign-Spotting
How to spot each sign at a high school dance! Read More »
Astro 101: Don't Relate?
Five reasons why you might not identify with your zodiac sign. Read More »
Astro 101: Pickup Lines
How to hit on every sign. Read More »

It’s the most hotly anticipated section of any high school yearbook: the superlatives, or “Most Likely To…” pages, where classmates laud each other for achievements ranging from amazing hair to likelihood of winning a Nobel Peace Prize. We thought it would be fun to give out some of these classic awards to each zodiac sign. Want to know what your sign won? Read on to find out, and then frantically compare the results with your friends! Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 1-7, 2013

Astro 101: Aries Lifestyle!
Ten ways to rock life like an Aries. Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your “can do” spirit will be alive and kicking, making you the master of your destiny. The thing to remember though is that no one’s opinion but your own counts. No matter how harsh your closest peeps can be, it doesn’t mean you have to listen. Don’t let those overdramatic and manipulative monologues sway you, because there is no reason to doubt yourself now.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ll feel exhausted this week, as you have been spinning your wheels too hard and fast, without getting much traction. Instead of beating yourself up and feeling like you have to go at it even harder, turn off that voice and let the universe sort it out for you. Karma is your friend, so give it space to do its thing. Keep reading »

Astrology 101: 5 Reasons You Might Not Identify With Your Zodiac Sign

Astro 101: Happiness!
Three ways to keep each sign happy in a relationship. Read More »
Astro 101: Astrology Rules!
Here are 13 reasons why astrology is awesome! Read More »
Astro 101: Romance!
Five ways astrology can improve your relationship. Read More »

We’re constantly talking about astrology and asking random people what their signs are (we can’t help ourselves!), and one thing we hear all the time is “I don’t feel like a typical [insert sign here].” Obviously astrology is just one part of the personality puzzle, and tons of factors–upbringing, birth order, culture, life experiences, etc.–affect us. It’s pretty rare to identify 100% with every description of your zodiac sign, but we thought it might be helpful to break down some of the most common reasons people don’t feel like they match up with their sign. Read on to get the scoop! Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 25-31, 2013

Astro 101: Aries Lifestyle!
Ten ways to rock life like an Aries. Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): The one things no one expects from you is humility, so if you flash a little of it now, you could surprise onlookers. Of course, you are a bad girl to the bone, but sometimes rebelling just for the sake of theatrics is a bad choice. This week, aim for the middle and you won’t miss, as peace of mind for everyone won’t come across as conformity, but as a gift.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): There are a lot of reasons you will be feeling glum this week, but you can’t be so hard on yourself. Sure, the road ahead still seems long and without many breaks in the near future, but who cares? Such is life, and so is this moment. Celebrate what you have accomplished and to hell with the future. Turn it out now, as that is all you’ve got. Keep reading »

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