Leo (July 23-August 22): You’ll be feeling great about your flirty efforts these days, as life magically aligns with hope, enthusiasm and power. Yes, you’ll have a whole new outlook to guide you, as this is when your summer gets hot, boiling over in opportunities that run alongside your dirtier dreams. As for celebrating, feel free to lose yourself in this fantasy, because landing on your feet is a guarantee.
Best Lay Day: Tuesday, July 22
Virgo (August 23-September 22): You won’t be taking shit from anybody, because your mouth will put whatever your feel, in its rawest form, out there for all to hear. Yes, your usual composure will snap as the excuses others try to give now won’t pass muster, setting your ire loose. Get ready to see the submissive side of your bullies.
Best Lay Day: Monday, July 21 Keep reading »
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Your impulses will be on full blast. Lucky for you, the stars are all on your side to go as buck wild as you want. Spoil yourself rotten with whatever makes you feel like a queen. Whatever you want will work its way to you by sheer coincidence. This is a week that is full of magic, so be grateful for every minute you get to be you.
Best Lay Day: Friday, July 18
Leo (July 23-August 22): When memories of past loves stir up this quickly, it can drive you into a virtual stalking obsessive. Don’t let the guilt or shame stop you though, because in your fevered research there will be a lot of seeing your ghosts for what they are. Plus, a glamorous new phase is beginning now, and it starts with dramatically wrapping up the past.
Best Lay Day: Wednesday, July 16 Keep reading »
Cancer (June 21-July 22): You’ll be happy to see your bond with a certain someone get stronger — as in going for it, declaring your love and changing your FB status. For you, security is everything and knowing you have that someone closer to your side will be everything. While you always knew you were a sap, this week, you’ll be oozing all over the carpet with your love.
Best Lay Day: Saturday, July 12
Leo (July 23-August 22): This week will bring energy that will ground you. The only drawback: You’ll be less inclined to be romantic or care to be a part of love. Instead, you’ll want just the basics to keep you steady. That means anyone who is bringing you drama about being cute together will be stomped on — and perhaps for good. If it doesn’t completely fit, you will quit.
Best Lay Day: Wednesday, July 9 Keep reading »
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Your heart may be able to forgive, but keep one eye open and be on the lookout for snakes behind a Buddha smile. This week has a few trap doors that can be a hit or miss, because someone you didn’t think was capable of undermining you will. While there may be good intentions for their behavior, you know what they say about hell. Expect a hard memory to erase.
Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 3
Leo (July 23-August 22): You know what they say about too many chefs in the kitchen. However, in your case, the people that will be chiming in won’t even have the experience or insight to say anything that has any substance. People will love talking out of their ass at you, which will sometimes make lies sound sweet, but trust this time around, they’ll all be sour.
Best Lay Day: Monday, June 30 Keep reading »
A few weeks ago we talked about the common experiences most likely to give each sign a nervous breakdown, so we thought it was only fair to even things out and talk about the challenging situations that each sign can handle like a pro. Because yes, while there are certain things that turn all of us into blubbering puddles of panic, there are others that give us the chance to be our own superhero. Here are the situations that bring out each sign’s inner badass: Keep reading »
Starting June 7 (and lasting until July 2), the planet Mercury went retrograde, causing our lives to go haywire. Mercury Retrograde happens several times each year, but somehow, it never gets any easier to cope with. Mercury is thought to rule communication, transportation and deep thoughts, which skews all these things off-balance when retrograde begins.
Mercury retrograde often inspires people to get themselves into grand predicaments or make rash decisions they later regret. Life feels dreamlike and hazy, emotions are running high, and trains and planes are delayed. It’s almost as if life is moving in slow motion and takes extra effort. People you usually communicate with perfectly suddenly misunderstand your intentions. During this time, our subconscious thoughts come to the surface and rule our minds more than our more logical sides.
I’d be content to hide at home in a body mitten until Mercury is back on track, but life can’t stay at a total standstill until July 2. Even if you don’t believe in astrology, enough people do and are acting wonky because of it that you’ll be impacted by the planetary hoopla either way. Here are some ways to survive Mercury retrograde in the meantime (and in October when it happens again!): Keep reading »
Kiki T’s Friskyscopes are my forever fave, but count me among Debra Silverman’s newest fans. The psychotherapist also considers herself an “astrology professional” and has a series of YouTube videos in which she acts out the primary personality traits of the 12 zodiac signs. I can only speak for myself, but her Scorpio impression is both terrifically accurate and hilarious. Scorpio, whether she’s been drinking or not — Debra’s Scorpio seems like she’s had a few — is always at risk of blurting out what she really thinks, which explains why we can be kind of quiet. Check out a few more of Debra’s astrological impressions after the jump and the rest at the link! [ViralNanoNews] Keep reading »
Cancer (June 21-July 22): A breakthrough is going to happen, slipping your brain into a new dimension and leaving you with messages from the beyond. Yes, it’s going to get freaky, in terms of feeling like you are channeling an energy that is without explanation. Love it for what it is, as it’ll be one of the more profound and trippiest times you’ll have legally in ages!
Best Lay Day: Friday, June 27
Leo (July 23-August 22): Submit to blending into the crowd, no matter how much you despise the people around you. Camouflage is key now, as those who are too much in the spotlight will only wind up with egg on their face. Yes, the vibe will be rough out there, as there are animals that want to bite heads off now. Hone in on an escapist vibe and make it your mission to get to next week safely.
Best Lay Day: Sunday, June 29 Keep reading »
Cancer (June 21-July 22): A lot of emotions will be stirred up this week. Brace yourself for the rush, because you can expect 10 times more force back than you’ve put into your latest obsession. Yes, a lot of pent up surprises will explode in your face, making you have to react fast. Seems a new drama is going to emerge and it’ll be one that’ll dazzle as much as it dismays.
Best Lay Day: Saturday, June 21
Leo (July 23-August 22): Beware, your emotions may get the best of you now and it’ll be easy to manipulate your empathetic nature. While you do love to play hero, this week’s mission may be completely thankless and bruise your self-esteem more than it would elevate it. So, let go of that sad puppy that wants to attach to you now, because it won’t be cute.
Best Lay Day: Friday, June 20 Keep reading »
Gemini (May 21-June 20): It’s crunch time in terms of needing to commit to summer plans. There are a lot of logistics to sort out, which will be pivotal to making sure your entire summer is all fun in the sun over sad and soggy. Plus, if you don’t make those decisions now, it’ll be over before you know it. This is not the time for you to be square.
Best Lay Day: Friday, June 13
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Testing history and various other uncomfortable conversations will be front and center now. Do yourself a favor and stay on top of it, as it’ll be an eye-opening experience to get to know another side of that special someone that you didn’t expect. It could also be amazing to feel this security, but it doesn’t have to be deep either. Don’t project.
Best Lay Day: Tuesday, June 10 Keep reading »