For The Week Of December 21-27, 2009
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Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
9:00AM, Monday December 21st 2009
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Don’t blame the holidays for the insanity you’ll feel, because the universe will be hitting the stall button right as you’re on the precipice of a major enlightening event. Expect plans to hits snags, dirty secrets to pop out and gossip to run amok. Sure, the holidays are always messy, but you will take the prize for the most tales to tell. At the least, marvelous presents should compensate.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Your honey is going to be turning into a major passive-aggressive freak in T-minus zero minutes and there’s nothing you can do about it. Insanity will spew from his mouth; deciphering any remnants of logic will be impossible. While this might be temporary, it doesn’t mean you have to coddle this behavior. Instead, make sure all your drinks this season are doubles and bottoms up!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Not all friendships are the same caliber. The ones that are true gold will be more than apparent, as the one that’s total crap will practically drive you to murder. This “friend” will start mouthing off in the wrong way, trying to interfere with your bliss and turn this season inside out. Luckily, you’ll have the decorum to acknowledge this person’s behavior discreetly and to dispose of her/him immediately.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You’ll be hot and cold when it comes to love. On one hand, there’ll be many things that will make you grateful for your boo, but then on the other, you’ll see how short he falls in many other categories. Solution: make the most of the social invites. Not everything can be perfect all the time, but with beer goggles you’ll at least numb yourself from turning into a total psycho.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Who cares what delusions you’ll have to convince yourself of, because, as you know, the drill of the holidays is that family is always a bit over the top and that your love life is what it is—the more low key you can make it, the better you will be for it. ‘Tis the season for you to turn the other cheek and let bygones by bygones; if you can do this, next week will be all yours.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
If you’ve said all that you want to say, then you will be doing OK. However, what other people admit to you may make your eyeballs pop out of your head and have you doing a double take on their character. Thankfully, their actions should be more comical than conniving. However, if you are withholding secrets, expect the guilt to finally eat you alive this week and for guts to spill.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You can’t fight the system now, so you might as well just fall in line and take what you can, as this isn’t the time to make a fuss with anyone — least of all your honey. Best to lay low and keep that sense of humor intact, because if you think too deeply on anything, you’ll be asking for a big ole heaping spoonful of depression and confusion. Accept love is stupid and keep on keeping on.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Your motivation will be dropping at fast levels and you will have not much interest in other people’s festivities. However, going through the motions won’t kill you. If you can manage to do the least, you will come out alive and can give yourself a big ole pat on the back for being so selfless, because as it goes, this week won’t feel as if it has anything to do with you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You’ll be on top of the world, as true love and mutual feelings light up your life. However, don’t turn this into fuel to burn others, as bragging isn’t going to do you any favors. This feeling of bliss should be making you rise above rather than pouring salt over frenemies’ wounds. If you do find yourself using your emotions as a weapon, it’s time to reconsider your motives.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You’ll find solace in someone you least expect, as you and your honey won’t be seeing eye-to-eye on much and creating havoc everywhere you go. Just as you’ll feel as if you are totally alone, compassion will arrive, giving you the insight you need to see past the agony and help make all things right for there to be a happy Christmas for all.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
It’s not what that someone says that will matter now. It’ll be his actions that will give you all the information you need to know. Yes, as it goes, the pressure of the holidays makes people dumb and words sometimes can escape. But oh well, not all that you desire can come to you on a silver platter, so be thankful for the little things—they’ll be far more powerful than talk.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Travel plans hit snags, making you think your happy holidays will get obliterated, but surprise, surprise, your honey finds a way to save the day, reinforcing why you love him so. However, if you’re single, snafus will wind up playing fate into your hands in the most bizarre ways, landing you in a place where things heat up fast and redefining “chestnuts roasting over an open fire.”
Astrosexologist Kiki T. is author of the ultimate guide to woo, coo, do and even shoo any man in the universe, The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. If you have an astral dilemma, write Kiki. Email astrosexologist@thefrisky.com and be sure to include any astrological information (date of birth, time and place)! Plus, to keep up with astro updates as they happen, follow Kiki on Twitter!
For The Week Of December 14-20, 2009
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Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
8:30AM, Monday December 14th 2009
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You’re not one for public displays of drama, but sometimes to really emphasize what you are feeling, you’re going to have to take the center stage on a bigger platform and plead your case. Sympathy is out there. When given that compassionate shoulder you need to cry on, you can also get the insight to know what is truly right and what is straight-up unacceptable.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Just when you thought this holiday season was going to suck hard, a close friend will open up an opportunity that will have you seeing your life and prospects completely differently. Be willing to let go of preconceived notions fast and jump into a new direction STAT. The quicker you can make decisions now, the higher your chances are to get something truly dynamic to hold on to.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Be aware that all eyes are on you. If you’re into voyeurism, you’ll be one happy camper, as this is your time to titillate as you see fit. However, if you’re not that kind of Pisces, then take cover. Because if you try to express anything important, that someone whom you’re relaying these feelings to won’t be listening in the way you want, and grave misunderstandings may occur.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Leave all your troubles behind, because ridiculousness needs to be your theme. Yes, forget responsibilities, as they aren’t going anywhere anyway. Zone out into la la land. If possible, take a trip. If you can’t, start planning one. Escape is your drug right now and the universe is asking you to swallow a handful, as that is the only way to revive yourself back to being at your best.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
If you find yourself having surreal experiences of the truly whack kind, consider yourself on track with the cosmos. Yes, freaky times are in your stars, and whatever way they come to pass, it’ll put you on a definitive path that’ll heighten your sexual prowess to animalistic levels—even you will be wondering what the hell is going on, but in a totally fab way.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Communication is key in your negotiations this week. But rest assured that if you persevere properly, peace of mind will occur. This will mean being painfully honest in a way you’ve never been before, as in no sugar-coating or projecting coolness to divert your raw emotions. As it stands, the agreement made will only be as good as your argument, so be clear and courageous.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your intense emotions don’t always make romance run smoothly, so keep this in mind, as you’ll have to compromise and deal with life and love in a different way. Seems that this week you will have to chalk something up for the team and put yourself in an uncomfortable situation. Don’t worry; it’ll buy you passage to where you want to be, albeit through a roundabout route.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Screw convention. Now is the time to do what your heart desires—the more extreme and original, the more positive the response you will get. Time to show off your innovation, as if it were an art form. Otherwise, the boredom you will suffer from traveling on the beaten path will not only break you down but your audience too. Do you want bad reviews? No!!!!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
No one said love was going to be easy, so prepare, as it seems all those logistics of the day-to-day will be what will makes you the most insane right now. Sure, you want to accommodate everyone, including your families, but it seems not everyone will be able to fit into your plans. If you have to choose what to compromise, don’t make it yourself.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Get ready to enter one of those phases with your baby where learning what ever is old is new again — or if you’re in a new relationship, having that time where uncovering all the details of each other’s life is like turning the page in one of the best books you have ever read. Yes, obsession takes a more substantial turn, so live it up and get ready to swoon!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Make luxury a part of your life, as you need to set new themes in your psyche that have you reinstating who the true Queen is in your life. Yes, splurge senselessly if you must, as in whatever it takes to shake you into knowing you are at your best in decadence. After all, if you can’t set the example, who will? Don’t leave the important things up to fate. Take control now!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Breathe a sigh of relief, as answers to a few of your most dire dilemmas will come into sight, giving you flashes of genius and a goal in mind. To drive it to the highest heights though, work your sexiness and charisma to the umpteenth degree and cheerlead the excitement that is you, as you are the sole person to truly ignite the sparks for maximum heat.
Astrosexologist Kiki T. is author of the ultimate guide to woo, coo, do and even shoo any man in the universe, The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. If you have an astral dilemma, write Kiki. Email astrosexologist@thefrisky.com and be sure to include any astrological information (date of birth, time and place)! Plus, to keep up with astro updates as they happen, follow Kiki on Twitter!
For The Week Of December 7-13, 2009
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Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
9:00AM, Monday December 07th 2009
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
To exert your power you are going to have to throw some cash at the problem. This can be any way you see fit. If this latest funk requires a splurge for a cure, then go for it. If it means hiring a hit man, then go for that too. Whatever the case, you are the boss and you have the power: enforce it. It’s the only way to get to the other side.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Exorcizing your brain of the past will be your number-one priority, as you’ll reach a dead end and accept there are no more ways to reconcile what has happened. Luckily, once you are decisive about it all, a total 180 will happen, finally making your future wide open with possibilities. So, prepare to do some daydreaming, as setting new aims turns into your new obsession.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Being diplomatic doesn’t mean doing whatever you’re told. Bullying tactics aren’t kind and if you want to end this mess, it’ll mean time to take a stance and mean it. No more being indecisive, thinking fate will unravel its bigger plan on you, as others call your shots. No, this time around, it’s all you and what you say will be the new law.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
There is a reason you were born first in the zodiac, and it’s because you seem to be able to get a clue a lot faster than most and can point to the plan of action with military precision at any moment’s notice. When others don’t get this power of yours, they only screw over themselves. So, do take control, but don’t let those who jump ship bother you. You’ll get the last laugh soon enough.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Set plans in motion with your baby and get on the same idealistic page. No more sitting around, making excuses, putting everyone else ahead of you and just being flat-out bored. This is time to start switching gears in your mind and turning hopes into more than just ideas. Take a spontaneous leap of faith now; it’ll be the best present you’ll get EVER!
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Pay attention to the subtle word choices people use with you this week, because not all is sunshine and roses. Go ahead and dig for more answers, because what you find out will only be to your benefit. Not to say another is trying to screw with your mind, but he just can’t seem to bolster the esteem to say what he’s really thinking.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Let logic rule. Things that should be in your life will be blaringly obvious. Otherwise, know that if you’re spending too much time rationalizing situations that don’t add up, you’re seriously barking up the wrong tree and deepening the agony you’ll inevitably face. Besides, the other incentive to a clean break now is that by month’s end a new cycle of possibilities will begin.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
While the beginning of the week will start with you feeling as if you’re floating on air, by the end you’ll have another attitude. Yes, you can chalk this up to moodiness, but whatever the case there will be a major turnaround in your emotions and some drama to endure. However, this is all a day in your life and nothing will be altogether too shocking — at least for you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Spill your guts on every single feeling you have about that someone, because, believe it or not, he needs the reassurance more than you. Who could have ever thought there would be someone more analytical than you, but you seem to have connected. Now is time to enjoy having the ball in your court fully and freely.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
One way you know the holiday season is in full swing is when your aggravation levels turn red when dealing with your opinionated family. However, this year, as they pull their same ridiculous stunts, you’ll be able to counteract them with your new and realized self that cares a lot less. Finally, something fun to open up during the holidays — your latest can of worms.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Sit back and let the magic unfold. Comfort is the key to knowing if you’re in the right place, as things will flow forward naturally if meant to be. Otherwise, if you break out your control freak now, it’ll only mess up the vibe and blur you from truly gauging the equality factor of your latest tryst. Yes, to win this round, you’re just going to have to let it ride.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
With your brain going at a turtle’s pace and your heart racing at the speed of lightening, you are going to have to pick a side and stick with it. Nothing about this week is going to be too sweet, as there will be way too many confusing options to choose from. Think of it like being a kid in a candy shop, but with a few sour balls in the mix.
Astrosexologist Kiki T. is author of the ultimate guide to woo, coo, do and even shoo any man in the universe, The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. If you have an astral dilemma, write Kiki. Email astrosexologist@thefrisky.com and be sure to include any astrological information (date of birth, time and place)! Plus, to keep up with astro updates as they happen, follow Kiki on Twitter!
For The Week Of November 30-December 6, 2009
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Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
8:30AM, Monday November 30th 2009
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Think back to the vivid dreams you’ve had or pay attention to the ones you’ll have this week, because as it goes, your psychic powers will be in sharp form and could reveal one of the hidden mysteries that have kept you wondering. To make the most of it and to be your own psychic hotline, before you go to bed, focus on your dilemma of choice and then dream away the answers.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
A new hope is around the corner, so don’t give up yet. Chances are a twist in your current love story line is about to happen, throwing you in a maddening passion that will have you exploring all sorts of extremes you never thought you would. Seems the magic of love or the very strong power of lust will be taking you far out of your comfort zone.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Give those jealous haters their day now and let them think what you want. Don’t you worry, darling—you will get the last laugh! Be patient with what fate deals you now, as the cards in your current hand might not be so great, but they’re helping you perfect your game and problem-solve. When it comes down to it, you’re the one risking the most – and you’ll be the one to win it all.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Keep your momentum up by putting yourself out there and showing off your stuff. Even if you’re attached, working your flirt muscles will do wonders for your esteem, as it’ll give you the heat to come back home and reignite things the way you once thought they should be but got too lazy to maintain. If single, be obvious—it’s the only way to feel the burn.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Scrap all that you know. Work from the gut instead. Spontaneity and feeling the moment are your friends now, opening you up to opportunities you never knew existed. Throw caution to the wind and take the consequences as they come. Not to say this will bring you all the riches you desire, but it’ll change up your point of view enough to see that new possibilities are out there.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You can’t fight magic when it happens, so don’t even try to talk yourself out of a invite that comes this week, as this leap of faith will be what opens your eyes to a whole new way of looking at someone who’s been in your life. Take a risk, no matter what others are saying, and prove them wrong — this is your week to do all the things you love in a truly shocking style.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Intimacy doesn’t always happen the way you envision and the longer you hold on to the way you think things should be, as opposed to how the actually are, you will lose out. Yes, time to scrap your stubbornness, as it will be your downfall. Time to loosen up the reins and give yourself some slack. Besides, hasn’t that old ideal of perfection you’ve held on to let you down enough?
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
There are many sides to your affections and revealing them all can be quite a shock to another’s system. But if you have the right catch on the hook, opening up will stimulate him to reveal all his secrets, which will play quite nicely into making the next step of your courtship even more intriguingly dangerous and devilish.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Who cares what happens behind closed doors? Let go of judgments and dare to give into your curiosities. This is your time to free yourself from the rules you’ve placed on yourself and explore the possibilities. No one is asking for more than you can give, so be kind to yourself and dip your toes into the unknown. Besides, it’s those naughty little secrets that’ll turn another on the most.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You won’t win if you keep comparing yourself to everyone around you. Plus, you won’t be able to be objective right now anyway, as you’ve been too busy blowing up the image of others around you. Instead of beating yourself up, trust that you have a good thing and where you are is exactly where you’re supposed to be — but if you don’t start setting sights higher, you will get left behind.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Drama and love don’t have to go hand-in-hand. While some obstacles are unavoidable, be prudent with what you are buying as excuses. Sure, it takes work to be in a relationship, but sacrificing your pride and testing your patience don’t qualify as such. Draw the line between abuse and understanding and get a leg up on your love life immediately.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Let your idealism run away with you and expect more than you imagined. The only way to get what you want in life is to aim high. If you keep short-changing yourself, thinking no one can give you that fantasy, then you might as well throw in the towel. But this week, things are going to change; though, you must set the target with a vision for all to come into your line of fire.
Astrosexologist Kiki T. is author of the ultimate guide to woo, coo, do and even shoo any man in the universe, The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. If you have an astral dilemma, write Kiki. Email astrosexologist@thefrisky.com and be sure to include any astrological information (date of birth, time and place)! Plus, to keep up with astro updates as they happen, follow Kiki on Twitter!
For The Week Of November 23-29, 2009
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Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
9:00AM, Monday November 23rd 2009
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
There is a fine line between being compassionate and being a sucker. If you wish to not fall prey to the latter, then you will have to toughen up your skin and realize that being stubborn isn’t rude or wrong, but just a fact of relationships, and the only way you will really be able to even the playing field. Not to say it’s about winning; it’s about truly being happy.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Information will be coming at you so fast and often that you won’t even have time to process it all. While it may feel good to go with the flow and make decisions at this pace, don’t. There is way more than meets the eye with this bout of instant gratification and, while you’ll want to say “yes,” understand reading the fine print won’t make you a buzz kill; it’ll make you one smart cookie.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Bolster your class and refinement, as a slew of bitchiness is coming your way from haters who can’t comprehend your congeniality or power. Keep your head held high, because you are in the right here to dole out the slicker condescension and to turn the moment out. Plus, it’ll be in your coldness that you will attract the hotter prospects too, ultimately sending those wenches down.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You never know where you will wind up day-to-day, and that is a beautiful thing. Go with the opportunities that pop up, even if some aren’t as pretty as you’d like. Taking one chance will lead you to another, and link you into a series of divine magic and messes that will make your life a living piece of art.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Intimacy is something you know how to do right, so don’t give up now when your boo needs you the most. When it comes to asking, he isn’t the best. While you don’t like having to revert to the “mommy” role, this time you’ll find your nurturing ways are like gold in his eyes. So help him make that leap of faith—the one who’ll ultimately reap the rewards is you.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Live and laugh, and love whomever you want! This isn’t the time to get too concerned with boundaries and negotiations, as it is about partying with your body and just realizing that you do best without rules. Languishing in your freedom now will be the best thing you can do to remember that you have the power to make the choices you want.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your day-to-day routines change, but your mindset will still be rooted in the same place it ever was. This will force you into a time-out with yourself. You’ll want to reevaluate why you are so hard on others when it comes to intimacy and always wondering why effortless fairy tales that star you aren’t possible. Yes, flaws in your master plans will be blaringly obvious, as will the solutions.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Nobody can shake you now that you’ve made a decision. While you think that you’ve made a tough choice lately, when this week rolls around and you find yourself with new opportunities that can turn the tides, you might find that there are a few flexible bones in you that crave trouble more than you suspected. Last minute changes may just happen.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
A little tension can go a long way, if it’s twisted and turned properly. This week, when you and your baby reach a boiling point on a heated topic, it’ll have you thinking he’s a total twit, however, a completely hot twit. His passion and dedication will cast an aura of manliness you’ve never quite witnessed before … seems cause and effect won’t be quite so linear this week.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Your prim and proper image won’t get you far, unless you are willing to show off your dirty dog underneath your white-glove etiquette. Send those dirty texts, those libidinous pictures and a few naughty presents, revealing that side to you that normally would only come out behind close doors. Showing off your sense of humor about sex now is your biggest turn-on and power play.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Remember, you’ve been screwed over enough times when someone has pitched love on an installment plan. The truth is the debt never gets paid and you are typically left with an overly idealistic hope for a miracle to save the day—giving more to compensate and wasting precious time all the while. Sure, it’d be beautiful if it ever worked out, but most of the time it doesn’t.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You have nothing to lose when it comes to playing the game of love. No matter how crazy you want to be, as long as you set the pace in the way you want, you will get that someone to follow. However, be fair when setting the speed, because as it goes, some people do need to build up their momentum to be able to keep up with you.
Astrosexologist Kiki T. is author of the ultimate guide to woo, coo, do and even shoo any man in the universe, The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. If you have an astral dilemma, write Kiki. Email astrosexologist@thefrisky.com and be sure to include any astrological information (date of birth, time and place)! Plus, to keep up with astro updates as they happen, follow Kiki on Twitter!
For The Week Of November 16-22, 2009
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Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
9:00AM, Monday November 16th 2009
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Listen closely to what friends have to say, as there could be information circulating around your social group that is vital to your romantic well-being. Seems someone you know has been playing confidante to someone who should be directly telling you this news. Be willing to ask the tough questions, as nothing right now will be cut-and-dry.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Power struggles will create all sorts of tensions in your love life. While it’ll bode well in the boudoir, it won’t be doing so well when it comes to the real world. Expect tempers to flare at bizarre times and a high chance of disputes to break out publicly. While this isn’t your style, the trade-off of discovering this new form of foreplay will be totally intriguing.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Forget wishing for that old worn-out miracle—there’s one a new one that’s truly worth your while in reach. All you have to do to grab it is give up old illusions. Understand you can take responsibility for your emotions and still maintain your dignity, and life will open up like a magic forest and drop you off right into the fairy tale you’ve dreamt of — but with a better casted lead!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Maintaining a sense of mystery is pertinent now, as revealing all your cards won’t do a thing for heating up your object of desire in just the way that will win you big prizes. Not to say you should play games for the material benefits, but being patient will up the ante and give you a definitive scale in which you can see your power and see whom, exactly, you are playing with.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You can’t always bank on knowing everything about the one you love. This week, when conversations take a sharp turn to the intense, you will love what you learn. You’ll want to curl up even tighter with the one you are closest to, as it seems that fate is forcing the obvious and for you two to go that extra step toward true intimacy.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Detective work isn’t going to work. The only way to get the answer you are looking for will be to go directly to the source. Otherwise, trying to piece together information will only make you skeptical of what you can trust, and, as it stands right now, you are being your own worst enemy by not just stepping it up and showing off your courage.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Don’t over-think your situation. Instead, take a few deep breaths and see practicality is your friend. If you just do what is logical, the solution is within arm’s reach. Avoid trying to protect yourself so fiercely that you don’t get the obvious accomplished. Yes, this will require that you have to step out of your comfort zone, but don’t worry—it’ll feel amazing.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You aren’t one to ever settle and this time you will be forced to do so, if you don’t come up with a better plan of action. The cards are not stacked in your favor. To turn the tides will mean laying on some thick sweet talking and real workable ideas that can inspire the impossible.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
The only person standing in the way of your peace of mind this week will be you, as self-defeating ideas permeate your mind and you consider backtracking to a place you never should have been in the first place. Yes, the past will be haunting you. While it might feel good in that instant gratification way, trust the consequences will cut far deeper than you’d assume.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You never know what inner reserves of self-esteem you have until backed against a wall and made to defend yourself. This will be one of those Wonder Woman weeks. You’ll feel as if some crazy force of nature from inside you will erupt and throw others into a state of shock, in total awe of the amazing hero you truly are.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
A whole new flash of thrills, excitement and genius is about to light up your life — especially if your birthday is on the 16th! A new moon is happening on that very day. As astro legend has it, if your birthday falls under a new moon, you are granted a super lucky year. If you aren’t born on that day, sexy surprises will occur nonetheless, so make a wish and watch it happen.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Vindication comes as all those suspicions you have had about that certain someone start to make sense in a definitive way. This could mean him unveiling his flood of emotions, confirming it all, or it could mean finally being released from his hold, as you realize he’s truly an ass. Either which way, a cathartic moment is about to begin, and it’ll give you the freedom you ultimately crave.
Astrosexologist Kiki T. is author of the ultimate guide to woo, coo, do and even shoo any man in the universe, The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. If you have an astral dilemma, write Kiki. Email astrosexologist@thefrisky.com and be sure to include any astrological information (date of birth, time and place)! Plus, to keep up with astro updates as they happen, follow Kiki on Twitter!
For The Week Of November 9-15, 2009
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Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
9:00AM, Monday November 09th 2009
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Yeah, friendship and sex have their separate places. While it works to be friends with someone you are having sex with, it is never simple to be having sex with a friend. Although, if ever there were a time to do the nasty with someone you are on good platonic terms with and to change the status of your relationship, it would be now.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
We all sleep with people for different reasons at various points in our lives, and life goes on. This week, when opportunities to get ahead might require a little more “muscle,” be careful! These crossroads will throw you into a tizzy with your morals, fantasies and ambitions—which one wins out only you can control.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Exotic adventures are the way to go to get your orgasm levels humming in a perfect harmony that could completely realign your chi. If you are heading abroad or having sex with someone culturally different than you, then consider yourself on the right track and enjoy yourself silly. If you are not doing either of those, then it is highly recommended that you try to do one of said options.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Let the skeletons out of the closet and let the chips fall where they may. No one is going to judge you as hard as you judge yourself. Take this chance by releasing what you feel so oppressed by, because at the end of the day, whoever is really going to love you the way you should be loved won’t give a crap about any of the dramas you create in your own head.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Do whatever your baby wants and call it a day. He’ll be brimming with all sorts of genius ideas, even if they seem a bit erratic at first. Put your faith in him and he’ll appreciate the show of confidence. In fact it might be so drastic, it might feel as if your old lazy lover has gotten a lobotomy and been reprogrammed to be all about you!
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
To savor any meat worth its weight in gold, it’ll take some concerted effort in planning. No, this isn’t the sexiest suggestion in the world, as there is nothing that kills a buzz for you more than organizing. However, this isn’t just any time for you, and if you approach the details as foreplay, you might find a newer and more mentally invigorating way of getting off.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Embrace your feelings of vulnerability and realize it’s a good sign, as it means that someone currently turning you on is also really turning the screws of your psyche, affecting you deeply in ways you can’t even fully comprehend. Don’t talk yourself out of it, because it won’t work. While you can repress it temporarily, realize it will only grow back ten times stronger.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Having life honky-dory all day long is sweet, but that is not what makes you hot. Tension, personality clashes and challenges will be coming at you in droves, making you sweat under the collar. While there won’t be easy resolutions for your issues right now, who cares? The fact is that you will be feeling so fired up, any release you get will be that much more intense.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Be careful of all the things you admit to and whom you admit them to. Hidden motives will be among people close to you, which will create a minefield of distrust. Pay attention to your instincts, as they will guide you to safe shores. In time, those you can no longer trust will make themselves blaringly obvious.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Throwing money at the problem isn’t a bad thing, as long as those things you are flashing the cash for are l’objets des arts that will make you feel even more beautiful, appeasing the inner princess in you beyond. As it goes, this is your week to spoil yourself rotten and give yourself the love that others are just too stupid to show you without example.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Venus is officially in Scorpio, which means the ball will be completely in your court to pick and choose the plays you want. If this isn’t the case, then you aren’t looking at the facts hard enough. You’re hot stuff and there are men hungry to get a piece of you. Be cruel yet kind to make it worth your while, because sometimes wielding the power is sexy enough.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
To lure the worthy into your den, it’s time to start batting those eyelashes a bit more gently. Being anything other than evasive won’t work in scoring you the excitement you are craving. As it goes, this time around, it’ll be the part of the hunted rather than hunter that will truly satisfy your needs. However, don’t be scared to run faster to make them even crazier for you.
Astrosexologist Kiki T. is author of the ultimate guide to woo, coo, do and even shoo any man in the universe, The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. If you have an astral dilemma, write Kiki. Email astrosexologist@thefrisky.com and be sure to include any astrological information (date of birth, time and place)! Plus, to keep up with astro updates as they happen, follow Kiki on Twitter!
For The Week Of November 2-8, 2009
Find Out What The Rest Of Your Year Holds With The 2009 Astro Guide
Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
9:00AM, Monday November 02nd 2009
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You will be acting out in all sorts of ways that may make you unrecognizable to even yourself. Instead of going the loner route, trying to sort out crazy emotions that seem to erupt suddenly, ride it out. Hit the town and have fun with this new side of you. This will help you unleash pent-up emotions and teach you that being safe won’t get you laid.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You’ll be in a more serious mindset, which will make you dive into an introspective mood. However, what you will discover is that emotions from the past are not as dead and buried as you thought. With nagging sentiment lurking about, be ready to dig deep into your psyche to sort through the mess. Yes, this is your week for the full exorcism that will finally set you free, once and for all.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Loosen up those lips and let the words pour out of your mouth. Realize your hopes and ideals are within arms’ reach and make the efforts to make that stretch. Although you do think the world should come to you, there is no time to be petty about who should do what and sticking to roles. Be progressive: your body will thank you for it.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Who cares how much pride you are going to have to fork over if it means your redemption? It’s never too late to win back something you’ve lost, especially if it’s holding you back from moving ahead. Yeah, groveling and backtracking are not your speed, but to show you care, humility will be as effective as Spanish Fly.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As long as you can stand your ground and be pushy with your agenda, it’ll work wonders in the sexy bravado category. It will captivate your boo more intensely and get him to do as you say. If you’re single, don’t waste any of your mystique on lying around at home in your grubbies. Work it where you can and watch your love life take a turn into more exquisite territory.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
There is nothing wrong with living in fantasy land, but don’t think that you have to be the only one steering the wheels. Give that someone who has the imagination to keep up the chance to co-pilot the ride. While this will require you to give up some of your control freak tendencies, realize you’re not always the one with all the good ideas.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You can run and you can hide, but it’ll only buy you time. The inevitable is coming and there’s nothing you can do. The more you resist your emotions and the situation you’ve gotten yourself in, the more dismal other parts of your life will get, as your focus and anxiety levels will suffer. Get real with yourself and step up to the plate already—not everyone is out to burn you.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Put your foot down and let him know where your boundaries lie. The nurturing route is sweet, but not everyone responds to the soft touch; obviously, by now you see he doesn’t. This time, it’s all about tough love and doling it out as you see fit. Besides, as you should know by now, breaking out the whip is your most effective method to getting want you want.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Seems still waters do run deep, as circumstances that you didn’t think were really moving along will give you a jolt of surprise when confessions start to pour in and emotions you didn’t suspect were there are, in fact, there. This will turn you a bit topsy-turvy. Your instincts will kick into autopilot. Get ready for a cliffhanger kind of week.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Image matters to you. Not to say you are totally superficial, but you do believe the way someone holds him/herself is not just on the surface – you think what shines from the inside should be powerful enough to negate the flaws on the outside. Of course, these little tensions have a strange way of turning you on and, well, sometimes you have to dig deeper to find the beauty within.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
There will be a major moment of clarity when it comes to your feelings for that special someone and knowing what you are willing to lay on the line. Seems transformations are in store, and to get that ball rolling, fate will throw you a crazy oddball surprise – one that’ll assure you that your current state of affairs is truly on the up-and-up.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
End your boring routines this week. You know what works for you and what doesn’t. Trying to make any more excuses is directing your energy the wrong way. Be bold and be willing to start to make those changes that will effectively lay down the foundation to a lifestyle more your speed. If this means changing up the scenery altogether, do it for your libido.
Astrosexologist Kiki T. is author of the ultimate guide to woo, coo, do and even shoo any man in the universe, The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. If you have an astral dilemma, write Kiki. Email astrosexologist@thefrisky.com and be sure to include any astrological information (date of birth, time and place)! Plus, to keep up with astro updates as they happen, follow Kiki on Twitter!
For The Week Of October 26-November 1, 2009
Find Out What The Rest Of Your Year Holds With The 2009 Astro Guide
Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
8:30AM, Monday October 26th 2009
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
When it comes to dealing with your baby, prepare for some frustration ahead. Although you may have his utmost loyalty, you will have to share him, as needy friends will be entering the picture and testing your patience. Although he will think he is being altruistic, you will think he’s being a sucker. This week will be about reconciling those differences.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You’ll be in full-on workaholic mode, making you more focused on yourself than ever. This will give you just the right mindset to start thinking for the long-term and what you really want your life to be about. The legacy you leave begins now. This will be reflected in your love life too — you’ll decide which booty-call number to delete and which one to reconsider.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Take off into fantasyland ASAP! Let your mind go and don’t stop to think about repercussions. Life has its own agenda right now. As long as you are open and willing to play the game of blind faith, you will find there is more than enough exquisiteness to set your loins on fire for at least the next few weeks!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Let your sex kitten out of the cage. The only thing that is going to feel right this week is being bad. If you think this is going to intimidate others, let it. Don’t lie to yourself anymore, thinking you have to be softer on the sidelines to get what you are after, because the more power in your punch, the better the balls that get thrown back into your court.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You don’t have to have all the answers right now, but you do have to ask the right questions. When it comes to perfecting your love life to be a sleek machine of passion, devotion and inspiration, it’ll mean verbally dissecting what’s happening and knowing your options. However, don’t feel the need to be the whole equation, only half.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Keeping your head in the clouds is fantastic for the beginning stages of a relationship. But if you are several months in and you aren’t feeling as if there is a routine being established, then you have to wonder what is up and if you are getting all the facts straight. Are there valid reasons for why you are only getting half the picture? Time for more research.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Despite how uptight you may get over the thrilling love ride you are about to go on—because control will be taken out of your hands—if you are creative, you will find places to put your hands that will be exciting enough to quell your anxieties. Ignore the rules and forget the consequences: trust fate. If you do, life is about to turn a very interesting corner for you.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Take some down time with your honey and slow it up. Pace yourself. This is the time to really dig deep into each other’s psyches and get to the heart of your emotions, relationship and dreams. Chances are this will go well and will result in intense bonding and hot sex. However, to get, you will have to give. Share the spotlight and you’ll see there is room for two.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will feel suspicious this week. It seems as if your sweetie isn’t telling you everything. However, this could mean ruining a surprise that is meant to be fun. So, if you want to keep pushing for answers, do it, but at your own risk. Of course, if your nerves are telling you it’s not something delightful, then go ahead and burst the bubble.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Budget concerns will make you want to hide, but this is the time when you really can see how far and strong you can be as a team. Let out your innermost fears and wear your vulnerabilities on your sleeve. Let your boo sort out the dilemma and hear him out. If you put two heads together, it’ll most definitely ignite a genius plan and a few white-hot flames.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Don’t let anything hold you back if another can’t keep up with you. It’s not that you should be slowing down; they should be speeding up. As much compassion as you would like to have, there really isn’t any point because after time you will find that despite all the empathy you might have now, it will eventually turn into aggravation.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Digging back to your past is crucial to help you bridge the gap between your ideals and your reality. Somehow you always start off on the right foot, but after a while you can easily lose sight of your needs and think that it’ll all piece itself together nicely in the end. However, you should know better now. Moving into this week, don’t forget lessons you have already learned.
Astrosexologist Kiki T. is author of the ultimate guide to woo, coo, do and even shoo any man in the universe, The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. If you have an astral dilemma, write Kiki. Email astrosexologist@thefrisky.com and be sure to include any astrological information (date of birth, time and place)! Plus, to keep up with astro updates as they happen, follow Kiki on Twitter!
For The Week Of October 19-25, 2009
Find Out What The Rest Of Your Year Holds With The 2009 Astro Guide
Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: relationships
9:00AM, Monday October 19th 2009
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Bitter people will try to compete with you. If you give in to their jabs, you will only be asking for trouble, as your energy will get steered in the wrong direction, making you a bundle of nerves that won’t be giving off any enjoyable energy to make you f**kable to the outer world. So with that said, take full advantage of having your VM pick up all unwanted calls.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
If you focus on the lighter things in your life and keep sweeping the serious issues under the rug, it will give you all the insight you will eventually need to deal with those harder problems. Otherwise, trying to tackle it from such a hardcore state of mind will only wind up giving you migraines and an overriding feeling of guilt — AKA, no fun.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
As long as you say it, it will happen. Although it might not be exact to your order, trust the universe is working on your side and wanting to see your dreams happen. While you will get what you want, be patient: it’ll wind up even better. Until then, enjoy the ride.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Your sex drives amps up to insatiable levels, making you a fiend. Be discriminating with how you give it out, as all are not worthy. Besides, if you really want to get off right, it’ll require a man with a strong hand, the type that makes you want more without feeling desperate. Yes, sex, respect and hotness can be one and the same if you are prudent with picking the right player.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As long as you can keep a sense of balance in your life and stick to boundaries with people who take more than they give, then you will be OK. This week, demands will intensify and you will have to maintain your balance with all your might. Although offers that come in will seem good initially, do take your time before signing on any dotted line.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
This won’t be an easy week for love, as you’ll have to put in some manual labor to help out your honey. Seems the mundane parts of the relationship will be taking precedence, which will slightly bore you. While you’ll rationalize that every relationship has its downs to balance out the ups, you do have to wonder how soon that feeling should occur. From there, it’s up to you.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
A sudden shift in your emotions happens later this week, throwing you into a panic and making you have to think fast to make up for the bonehead decisions you’ve already made. This will put you on the fast track to try and win back that missed opportunity. Not to say he is the answer to your dreams, but you will never know unless you really quell that curiosity.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You have all the world rooting you on; don’t screw it up! Give others something to write home about and prove yourself to be the sign of the romantic. Seems current ruts you will be thrown into will give you the perfect platform to create some drama and attention to act as the savior. Know this is also a test of your creativity. Play to win and show others how it’s done.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You’re going to have to let all those little annoying opinions and condescending comments slide, because if you don’t, it’ll drain you of more energy than it’s worth. It’s time to get a thicker skin. Don’t take things you hear so personally, as it’s just that time of the year where there will seem to be less sensitivity in regard to you. You just have to roll with the punches.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Chill out and examine the facts. You are under no obligation to make any fast decisions right now, so put everything on hold if you must. Time to focus your energy on building your esteem and getting back in control — and if this means spoiling yourself rotten with a new image and extravagance, then so be it. Even the stars are saying it’s time to splurge!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
All those crazy ideals you’ve had flashing in your head and visions you thought would never come to pass will start getting pieced together like a funky puzzle where you just know the bigger picture is even more grandiose than first imagined. Enjoy the views. This is a time you should savor every second, as it is the start of a legendary moment in your life.
Sagittarius