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What Kind Of Parent Would Give Their Kid This Slutty Wolfwoman To Play With?

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Toy companies have made it easy for Child Protect Services: just park at Toys ‘R Us near the slutty wolfwoman doll and snag whomever’s hand in the beartrap of poor decisions. Much like Barbie, Mattel‘s Monster High doll, Clawdeen Wolf, sports a lush head of hair, a fur-lined jacket, and the shortest of miniskirts. But it’s Clawdeen’s grooming habits that are questionable for little tykes. “My hair is worthy of a shampoo commercial, and that’s just what grows on my legs. Plucking and shaving is definitely a full-time job but that’s a small price to pay for being scarily fabulous!” trills the copy on Clawdeen’s box, which also mentions her pasttimes include “waxing, plucking and shaving.” Did I mention Clawdeen Wolf is for ages six and up? Just make sure to wipe the Nair off the pacifier before you pop in back in baby’s mouth, mommy.

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Where Have All The Freckles Gone? LiLo’s A Firecrotch No More On Japanese Mag

Who is this and what have they done with Lindsay Lohan? The Japanese magazine Mode Gal airbrushed our little firecrotch’s freckles into oblivion, apparently powdering her face white like a geisha. I miss redheaded LiLo with all those beautiful freckles! [Oh No They Didn't!] Keep reading »

Quickies: “Twilight” Stars Evacuate From Tsunami

  • Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner evacuated the set of Twilight: Breaking Dawn on a beach in Vancouver today following a tsunami warning for the West Coast. [Celebuzz]
  • Also, fret not: Maru — the Japanese kitty beloved by blog-reading nerds everywhere — is safe and ready for evacuation, too! [BuzzFeed]
  • If you’d like to help tsunami victims, here’s how to do it! [The Daily What]
  • Peep Rihanna’s Vogue cover, y’all. [Young, Black & Fabulous]
  • Rumor has it Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want a baby together and are looking into adoption or surrogacy. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Whoa. Check out this old footage of Zooey Deschanel and Matthew Morrison from “Glee” in a Disney version of “Once Upon A Mattress”! [PopEater]
  • How does Kate Middleton have such flawless skin? I hope it’s not the bird poop facial. [Us Weekly]

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The Perm Goes Digital

If you were alive in the ’80s, you probably made at least one trip to the salon to get a perm. I got many perms in my late elementary school years, which is bizarre, come to think of it, considering that I have naturally curly hair. But still, I sat with those rollers in my hair and that foul-smelling solution on my locks for hours, all so my hair would look permanently crimped. What were we thinking? Those perms are so over. Behold the perm of the aughts — the digital perm. This crazy-looking contraption, invented by Japanese hair dressers, uses digitally powered curlers to thermally recondition your hair while infusing it with the curl level of your choice. Instead of the crimped poodle look, you can transform your stick straight hair into flowing, gentle waves or your frizzy hair into manageable curls. The whole process takes about two hours. I think our friend the perm might be making a comeback. A victory for curly hair! [Daily Mail U.K.] Keep reading »

Poll: Would You Dip-Dye Your Hair?

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The Models Are Shedding!

Don’t fret — the models at Zang Toi’s runway show weren’t losing their hair in big, poofy clumps. These tufts were added to their heads like mini palace guard hair hats! See the completed look, after the jump… [2/13/11, NY Fashion Week, Fall/Winter 2011] Keep reading »

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