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Nerd Girl Porn: ‪10 Hot Guys Bundled Up In Plaid Flannel‬

It’s frigid outside. If there is a God, then one of these sexy men will let you cozy up in his plaid, flannel shirt to stay warm. And maybe hunt some dinner for you. Grab some hot apple cider and click through for  unprecedented displays of hotness perfect for the cold weather.

Anonymous Chick Spills About The Time She Choked Adam Levine During A Makeout Session

Oh, how I love a blabbermouth. Adam Levine was just awarded the coveted (not really) title of “Sexiest Man Alive” by People magazine, which means it’s the perfect time for some random chick to spill the beans about the time she made out with the falsetto-voiced singer when he was in between Victoria’s Secret models. Over at Popdust, “Kiss and Tell Girl” sets the scene; she’s at a Hollywood party, dancing like only a hammered white girl can:

The thing about the worm is that it requires violently propelling one’s body along the floor. It also involved propelling my dress above my waist and exposing my purple thong. I relay this not because I was embarrassed, but because this unintentional revelation of my buttocks played a pivotal role in the next five hours of my life. Adam could not help but take notice of my careening ass cheeks, and, after the perfunctory exchange of pleasantries, invited me into his boudoir.

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6 Ways Men Can Speak Up About Their Sexuality

Men Talk About Sexuality

Women are everywhere these days and sexuality is one area in which women have globally joined forces to have a voice. But interestingly, in all this activism, one thing that has been slightly quiet and unheard, one thing often missing, is the male voice. A lot of emphasis is being placed on empowering women, whereas a lot of stigmas and myths around sexuality are very much directed towards men. And while I don’t believe this movement is taking away men’s voices, I don’t necessarily think it’s empowering men to understand that they have a role with a voice, too.

Let’s identify some issues in which men are often blamed for perpetuating, but in actuality, men may be just as susceptible to as women. Read all six sexual issues on Your Tango…

13 Reasons To Date A Chubby Guy (In GIFs)

13 Reasons To Date A Chubby Guy

We can surely appreciate the appeal of a greased-up, muscular dude with chiseled abs, and we’ve dated our fair share of super skinny hipster guys who liked to steal our skinny jeans, but when it comes down to it, we think chubby guys are where it’s at. From their cozy body heat to the great sex (spoiler alert: extra pounds = extra bounce = extra hot), we can’t get enough. Here’s why, in GIFs, of course! Keep reading »

Nothing Says Movember Like Naked Burt Reynolds Sprawled Out On A Chocolate Eclair

In honor of Movember, that great month where men grow their lip sweaters for charity, pastry chef, Miss Insomnia Tulip of Lou Lou P’s Delights, has transformed Burt Reynolds into a cream-filled pastry. The bizarre eclair features a recreation of Reynolds’ famous 1972 Cosmo spread where he posed naked on a bearskin rug. I’m assuming that his mustache and excessive amounts of body hair are made of fondant, but still, this dessert only slightly more appetizing than those STD cupcakes[Photo: Splash News]

Nerd Girl Porn: 12 Fine, Flexible Dudes Doing Yoga

Dear dudes, let this be your subtle hint. Yoga is a good look on you. Should you need motivation to get going with your own asana practice, let these guys inspire you. Or if that doesn’t work, just imagine a room full of women practicing deep breathing and chanting the sound of OM. I guess I’m just saying…men look good in yoga pants, too. Click through to worship these real guys (and a few famous ones) who’ve managed to maneuver into some of the most difficult yoga postures.

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Man Calls 911 Because He Can’t Deal With One-Night Stand’s Loud Snoring

Remember the name Benjamin Todd Duddles. He should now be added to every woman’s DO NOT SLEEP WITH LIST. But especially if you live in Waukesha, Wisconsin. In order to get rid of his one-night stand who was “snoring like a train” in his bed, Mr. Duddles called 911 and requested that she be “removed from his bed.”As if one-night stands aren’t precarious enough already. We’ve all been given subtle hints that it’s time to leave the morning after a hookup, but never while we were still asleep.  Keep reading »

A Field Guide To Ryan Gosling’s Look-A-Likes

Oh, blessed day! Today we celebrate the birth of my number one fantasy boo, Mr. Ryan Gosling, who turns 33 years young. Hallelujah! And let me be clear — no matter what you may have heard, there can only be one Ryan Gosling. But that doesn’t mean others haven’t tried. Over the years, a number of so-called Gosling doppelgangers have tried to ride on my man’s coattails. Click onward for this field guide to Ryan Gosling lookalikes…

Be My Boyfriend: Yves Rossy, The Swiss Daredevil Who Circled Mt. Fuji With A Custom Jetpack

Dear Yves Rossy AKA “Jetman,”

Ever since I was a kid, the technological advancement I’ve been most impatient for is the personal jetpack. Flying cars? Meh. Teleportation? Whatevs. Immortality? No thanks. But the idea of strapping on a freakin’ JETPACK and taking off to explore the great unknown? YES PLEASE. And you, sir, are quite literally living my dream. Last week, you strapped on your custom jetpack and flew a wide circle around Mount Fuji. And you didn’t stop there. You did it eight more times. Quick question: is there room for two on that thing? If so, give me a call.

Xoxo
Winona 

[Laughing Squid]

Let’s All Stare At David Beckham’s Ruggedly Sexy Face

No, David Beckham hasn’t joined a sexy, sexy motorcycle gang. Mr. Posh Spice is the new face of Belstaff, and we now have the first peek of the company’s print campaign in all its rough, handsome glory. As if this wasn’t enough to leave me thrilled for days, he’ll also be designing a capsule collection for the company. The ad was shot by Peter Lindbergh to create the vibe of “the spirit of a band of brothers traveling across the English countryside” — with one gorgeous lady, too, I guess. [Fashionista]

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