Model Inner Monologue: Dazed And Confused

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 9, 2013
Oh fashion week, we can always count on you to supply us with style inspiration, WTF outfits, and a plethora of male models who seem truly confused as to where they are and what they are doing and why exactly they are not wearing any… More »

6 Things I’m Trying To Understand About Football

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 9, 2013
Last week I announced that I was becoming a sports fan for love. I take my commitments very seriously, people. This Sunday, I broke out a bottle of wine (beer's not really my thing), got the chips and guacamole spread ready and parked my a… More »

Ask A Married Guy: “My Boyfriend’s Eating Noises Are Driving Me Over The Edge!”

By: Tom Cowell / September 6, 2013
This is our friend Tom. He’s a married guy with tons of relationship experience, and a skilled advice giver who’s here to answer all your pressing sex, dating and relationship questions. Have a query for Tom? Email him at! All questions will be posted anonymously, unless otherwise requested. First up… I’ve… More »

7 Things You Should Know About Charlie Hunnam (In GIFs!)

By: Julie Gerstein / September 3, 2013
After seriously months and months of speculation, Fifty Shades of Grey fans finally have their Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey. As we reported yesterday, they'll be played by Dakota Johnson, daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith, and star of the short-lived FX… More »

Be My Soulmate: Man Who Was Diagnosed With “Chronic, Incurable Lateness”

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 1, 2013
Dear Jim Dunbar, For your entire life, you've never been able to make it to anything on time. Your lack of punctuality has caused you to miss appointments and flights and lose jobs and girlfriends. Your lateness is such a problem that when you recently wanted to see a movie, you gave yourself an 11-hour… More »

Be My Boyfriend: Steak Thief Who Dressed In A Cow Onesie

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 31, 2013
Dear Steak Thief, I don't condone stealing, really I don't. But the fact that you dressed up in a cow-printed onesie while stealing porterhouse from the meat aisle demands my admiration. The police seemed to have overlooked your intentional irony. A spokeswoman for the police department released a statement saying that because onesies are a… More »

A Guide To Beards & Mustaches, From Selleck To Super Wizards

By: Julie Gerstein / August 29, 2013
The fine folks at the New Zealand Beard Appreciation Society have come up with a helpful facial hair reference guide, so that you can be sure not to confuse your Mongolian warlords with your sea captains, like you're always doing. Because you need to know if you're dealing with a super wizard, or just a… More »

Guys, If You’ve Been Slacking Off At The Gym, You Can Just Buy A Fake Torso

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 28, 2013
From the deep, dark recesses of Amazon (where all the best products lie in wait), I came across this "Silicone Muscle Man Body Suit Transformation" for the bargain price of 24,000 Yen (that's about $250). According to the Amazon description, you should buy this self-adhesive breast plate "because it is made of silicon, muscle Muscle… More »

A Guide To Cleaning Your Sheets (For Single Guys And Lazy Girls)

We've always suspected that most guy's sheets didn't get properly laundered as often as we'd like. In the past, we've seen the stains (snot? cum? Doritos?) and tried to will ourselves to imagine we were covered in an invisible, full body shield of antibacterial gel where no microbes could harm us. A… More »

Be My Boyfriend: Eric “Mean Melin” Melin, 2013 Air Guitar World Champion

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 28, 2013
Dear Eric (or do you prefer to be called "Mean Melin"?), I just watched your performance at the 2013 Air Guitar World Championships in Finland, and all I can say is: wow. You've got some serious moves, dude. Everyone knows that dating a musician is the worst, but since your instrument is imaginary,… More »

34 Aaron Paul GIFs For Every Year He’s Been On Earth

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 27, 2013
I'm afraid Julie and I have been remiss in our Aaron Paul-worshipping duties. Our up-close-and-personal time with Jared Leto yesterday must have distracted us from properly preparing for today's extra special occasion ... Aaron Paul's 34th birthday! But really, our… More »

We’re Breaking Up: Bicycle Seat Thief Obsessed With “The Lingering Scent Of A Woman”

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 27, 2013
Dear Joji Kondo, You lied to me! You told me the 200 bicycle seats sitting in our basement were from a faulty shipment at work and that you would be examining them as part of your company's initiative on quality control. You started spending more time in the basement -- sniffing the seats, straddling them… More »

Unlikely Style Inspiration: Harry Styles’ Heart Print Shirt

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 23, 2013
I get style inspiration from a lot of unexpected places, from cookbooks to fabric stores to the especially lovely shade of pink my neighbor's head turns when he mows his lawn on hot afternoons. But even though I try to keep an open mind about the things that might inspire my wardrobe, I must admit… More »

7 Beauty Treatments You Should Convince Your Boyfriend To Try

Every now and then, when you're giving yourself a moisturizing oatmeal mask before bed, you'll find your dude watching you. His look is a combination of confusion, intrigue, and maybe a little bit of -- is that jealousy? You can't help but pity him because you know how much he would love his post-mask, baby-soft… More »

“Men With Fancy Lady Hair” Is Pretty Much The Best Thing Ever

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 21, 2013
Writer Jessica Saia thought it was really unfair that women get to style their long locks into all manner of complicated buns, braids, and updos, while long-haired men "spend years getting their manes all long and for what? To be occasionally bundled into a low ponytail?" To remedy this injustice, she brought 8 men to… More »

Ask A Married Guy: “Should I Leave My Husband For My High School Crush?”

By: Tom Cowell / August 21, 2013
Meet our friend Tom. He’s a married guy with tons of relationship experience, and a skilled advice giver who’s here to answer all your pressing sex, dating and relationship questions. Have a query for Tom? Email him! All questions will be posted anonymously, unless otherwise requested. First up… I’m… More »

5 Menswear Blogs You Should Know About Right Now

By: Ask Men / August 18, 2013
Beyond the glossy magazines lies a vast blogosphere dedicated to helping men dress better. And like most areas of cyberspace, much of it is a mishmash of uninspiring dribble inserted into a sea of second-rate snapshots. But it’s not all bad news. A new crop of trend spotters is rising from the internet’s ashes to… More »

13 Idiotic Dating Tips From Thor Lund, A Former Student Body President Who’s “Learned About Women”

By: Julie Gerstein / August 15, 2013
What can we tell you about Thor Lund, author of the missive "What I Learned About Women"? For starters, his name is Thor Lund (here's his Facebook page). He's the former student government president at the University of Texas-Austin (pictured above) and a current student there. And his name is Thor. And… More »

Things I Don’t Understand: Liquid Lapdance Underwear For Men

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 15, 2013
Warning, the commercial for Liquid Lapdance, the world's first male undergarment designed specifically for lap dances, is very NSFW and it contains a simulated lap dance that looks nothing like any I've ever seen before (and I've been to a few strip clubs in my time). But, let's watch it together and try… More »

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Got This Gorilla Tattoo On His Head

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 15, 2013
Dear Guy Who Got A Gorilla Tattoo On The Back Of His Head, Listen, I thought our relationship was going pretty well. I thought your bald spot was cute. I really liked your taste in beaded chokers. And then you went to the tattoo parlor, and came back with ... this. What am I supposed… More »

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