Nothing Says Movember Like Naked Burt Reynolds Sprawled Out On A Chocolate Eclair

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 21, 2013
In honor of Movember, that great month where men grow their lip sweaters for charity, pastry chef, Miss Insomnia Tulip of Lou Lou P's Delights, has transformed Burt Reynolds into a cream-filled pastry. The bizarre eclair features a recreation of Reynolds' famous 1972 Cosmo spread where… More »

Nerd Girl Porn: 12 Fine, Flexible Dudes Doing Yoga

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 15, 2013
Dear dudes, let this be your subtle hint. Yoga is a good look on you. Should you need motivation to get going with your own asana practice, let these guys inspire you. Or if that doesn't work, just imagine a room full of women practicing deep breathing and chanting the sound of OM. I… More »

Man Calls 911 Because He Can’t Deal With One-Night Stand’s Loud Snoring

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 14, 2013
Remember the name Benjamin Todd Duddles. He should now be added to every woman's DO NOT SLEEP WITH LIST. But especially if you live in Waukesha, Wisconsin. In order to get rid of his one-night stand who was "snoring like a train" in his bed, Mr. More »

A Field Guide To Ryan Gosling’s Look-A-Likes

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 12, 2013
Oh, blessed day! Today we celebrate the birth of my number one fantasy boo, Mr. Ryan Gosling, who turns 33 years young. Hallelujah! And let me be clear -- no matter what you may have heard, there can only be one Ryan Gosling. But that doesn't mean others haven't tried. Over the years, a number of so-called… More »

Be My Boyfriend: Yves Rossy, The Swiss Daredevil Who Circled Mt. Fuji With A Custom Jetpack

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 11, 2013
Dear Yves Rossy AKA "Jetman," Ever since I was a kid, the technological advancement I've been most impatient for is the personal jetpack. Flying cars? Meh. Teleportation? Whatevs. Immortality? No thanks. But the idea of strapping on a freakin' JETPACK and taking off to explore the great unknown? YES PLEASE. And you, sir, are quite… More »

Let’s All Stare At David Beckham’s Ruggedly Sexy Face

By: Claire Hannum / November 10, 2013
No, David Beckham hasn't joined a sexy, sexy motorcycle gang. Mr. Posh Spice is the new face of Belstaff, and we now have the first peek of the company's print campaign in all its rough, handsome glory. As if this wasn't enough to leave me thrilled for days, he'll also be designing… More »

Tyson Beckford Poses Nude With Transgender Model Ines Rau For OOB Magazine

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 9, 2013
Do you ever sit around and wonder, Hmm, what's Tyson Beckford up to?  Me neither. But after I was reminded that he — not Michael Fassbender, not Clive Owen — is the most attractive man in the world after seeing these photos from OOB magazine in France, I may ask myself this more often. Here… More »

Emory University’s “Frat Fashionisto” Pens Fashion Column Telling His “Poorly Dressed” Bros To Wear Statement Scarves

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 8, 2013
We don't know his name yet or what fraternity he's affiliated with at Emory University, but we know that he holds the position of "apparel chair" (that exists?) and goes by the moniker "Fratshionistau." We also know he takes his job very seriously. That's why he wrote a long, detailed email telling his bros how… More »

The 9 Stages Of A Drunk Boyfriend (In GIFs!)

By: The Frisky / November 8, 2013
We have all been there. A casual happy hour turns into a dark, drunken blur where one can't remember how many or what type of alcohol has been consumed. We all pay the price. But no one is more predictable than the Drunk Boyfriend. The men in our lives who behave… More »

Jon Hamm’s Tremendous Bulge Returns To “Mad Men” Set

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 8, 2013
Huzzah! "Mad Men" has begun filming its seventh and final season (which will be split into two parts, just like "Breaking Bad"'s final season). Here's our first look at Jon Hamm's formidable package, back on set and going commando. (Listen, if I can see the outline of dick through pants in a teeeeeeeeeeeny tiny thumbnail photo [inset],… More »

Ask A Married Guy: “Should I Tell My Fiancé That I Hooked Up With My Female Friend Before We Met?”

By: Tom Cowell / November 7, 2013
This is our friend Tom. He’s a married guy with tons of relationship experience, and a skilled advice giver who’s here to answer all your pressing sex, dating and relationship questions. Have a query for Tom? Email him at! All questions will be posted anonymously, unless otherwise requested. I’m happily… More »

The “Teaser” For The Orthodox 2014 Calendar Is The Most Bizarre Thing You’ll See Today (But It Includes Hot, Naked Men)

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 6, 2013
My God. I didn't know people made "teasers" for calendars, let alone made them like a bad porn videos from the early '80's. If you can get past the confusing disclaimer and shitty production value, good luck trying to figure out what the Orthodox Calendar is. It's like your brain's getting sent a bunch… More »

10 Signs A Man Is Starting To Take Over Your Apartment

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 30, 2013
For nearly two weeks, I've had a Dude living in my small studio apartment. It's a short-term-ish houseguest situation that will likely last another month or so, which means the Dude (sorry, no details on who he is, but feel free to assume it's Ryan Gosling for visual purposes) has been given the freedom to… More »

Photoshop Of Horrors: Even Men Are Photoshopped Into Monsters Sometimes

By: The Gloss / October 29, 2013
It’s so common to see women on magazines Photoshopped into some kind of chitinous, spindly, segmented monster that we don’t always look twice unless something truly bizarre is going on (like this model who could destroy Tokyo in her high-low dress, or this picture of Megan Fox Photoshopped to look like another woman entirely). But… More »

Is Anyone Surprised That A Man Invented The “Beer And Sausage Diet”?

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 25, 2013
If I told you that the "beer and sausage diet" had been dreamed up by a man, no one would be surprised, right? I mean, half of my guy friends already follow this diet religiously, even though they haven't officially titled it as such. But if I told you that the man who made u… More »

Be My Boyfriend: Detroit Mailman Who Saved A Woman From A Burning House And Then Finished His Route

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 25, 2013
Dear Darrian Crutcher, AKA The Detroit Mailman Who Saved A Woman From A Burning House And Then Finished His Route, My love, respect, and doe-eyed adoration for postal carriers has been well documented, but usually my mailman crushes just, you know, deliver mail and show off their toned calves. You're different. You don't just… More »

Jamie Dornan: Meet Your New Christian Grey!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 24, 2013
Charlie Hunnam who? The producers of "Fifty Shades of Grey" have found their (new) Christian Grey -- Irish actor Jamie Dornan, best known for his role on ABC's "Once Upon A Time." Can someone help me pick my jaw up off the floor. This dude is finnnnne. I have no idea what his demeanor is like, and… More »

Allow Me To Bring Your Attention To Steven Tyler’s Foot

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 19, 2013
Because the paparazzi site Splash News brought it to my attention and I can't bear witness to it alone. Teva sandals? Check. Vaguely iridescent blue nail polish? Check. Fucked up, bent, gnarled toe? Check. That's not a foot, that's a cry for help. [Photos: Splash News]… More »

Rejoice! Jake Gyllenhaal Has A Man Bun Now

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 16, 2013
It is rare that I meet a man bun I don't love -- and this is not one of those times. I imagine I might be alone in this, but I find Jake Gyllenhaal even more bangable with that nubbin of knotted hair. I wonder what kind of hair ties he uses? I'm a Goody… More »

Michael Fassbender Thinks Fame Is Making Him More Successful With Women

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 15, 2013
"You become a lot more successful in terms of, like, talking to a girl. She's all of a sudden more interested in me. I know that, like, three years ago, she would've walked away after two sentences left my mouth. ... I remember I was sitting at this table at this thing, and I was talking to… More »

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