Category Archives: Guys

Are you a woman wondering what men think or a man seeking some female relationship advice? Read our collection of honest essays and advice on dating, relationships, and sex.

Guy Talk: I Was The Angry Boyfriend

Guy-Talk--I-Was-The-Angry-Boyfriend

My girlfriend and I moved in together six months ago, and as to be expected, it’s taken some time to get used to each other’s idiosyncrasies – doing the laundry, putting away dishes, and so on. For instance, Melissa sorts our clean towels according to size. I, on the other hand, prefer to separate by use, because… eww, gross. The gym towels should never touch the bath towels! Even if they’re clean, that’s disgusting! Right?

Still, I pride myself on the fact that I don’t get annoyed with her over petty things. When she does something that’s the complete opposite of what I’d do, I remind myself that it’s not a big deal. And if it is a big deal, we work something out. We always work something out.

But that wasn’t always how I operated. Keep reading »

A Guy’s “Ideal Day” Would Include 4 Hours And 19 Minutes Of Sex

Thanks to a survey conducted by Unilever Deodorants, we now know that men are — surprise!– terribly unrealistic when it comes to time management. We also learned that more than half of guys under the age of 34 suffer from serious FOMO, that  lots of dudes text while pooping and that they make to-do lists in their head while having sex. Good to know.

Speaking of sex, the research revealed that men want to spend a lot more time having sex. Like, a lot. Hide your vagina. Although most guys “finish” in a timely manner, the men surveyed said that their “ideal day” would include, on average, 4 hours and 19 minutes of sex! They must need more time to finish their to-do lists.  Keep reading »

The Dos & Don’ts Of Shopping With Your Girlfriend

At my boutique job, I see a lot of guys shopping with their wives and girlfriends. Some of them are amazing shopping partners, helping their ladies pick out cute dresses and offering helpful feedback in the dressing room. Some of them are completely disengaged, plopping down on a chair immediately upon entering the store and grunting one-syllable responses when prompted, never looking up from their iPhones. And the rest are … less than pleasant: sighing dramatically, making snide comments, complaining constantly. Listen, you don’t have to love going shopping (lord knows we hate it half the time), but if you do agree to accompany your lady to the mall, you might as well try to make the best of it. Here are a few dos and don’ts to help you be the best shopping partner you can be… Keep reading »

Macklemore Doesn’t Want Women To Have To Pee & Poop On Messy Toilet Seats Anymore

Macklemore feels so connected to the plight of women — having to pee and poop on toilet seats soiled by slovenly men — that he wrote an instructional, reggae style rap about how dudes can have better aim in the bathroom. His Instagram video, set against the backdrop of a toilet full of his pee, goes out all “frat bro[s] too hammered to handle [their] danglers and all the “shitty dads” fucking up “the deuce sesh” for the rest of us. Keep reading »

10 Things We Love About Chubs

10 Things We Love About Chubs

As much as we appreciate the obvious benefits and abilities of a rock hard cock, there’s something about a chub — a soft, malleable, half-erect penis — that makes it our second favorite penis form. Is it the shape? The texture? The fact that it hasn’t committed to anything yet?  The appeal of being able to decide if you want to have sex with it or play a game with it? Or maybe it’s how open and accepting it is, like a baby animal innocently exploring the world for the first time? All of the above, really. One thing’s for sure: in the grand hierarchy of penile potential, we don’t think chubs get nearly enough credit. It’s time to change that. Oh chubs, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways…  Keep reading »

14 Reasons To Love Luke Bryan (In GIFs!)

luke-bryan-main

Some people live their whole lives never meeting their soul mate. But for those of us who love country music, that will never be the case, because on July 17, 1976, Luke Bryan and his cute tushie entered the world. The universe will never be the same.

For those of you who don’t know much about my future husband Luke, he’s famous for hits like “That’s My Kind Of Night,” “Crash My Party,” “All My Friends Say,” and the list goes on. Sure, his voice is one reason to love him, but there’s so much more to him than his catchy songs. Like his ass. And his dancing. And his wit. Anyway, I’ll let the GIFs do the talking. Keep reading »

8 Of The Most Unsavory Celebrity Neck Beards

Depending on the woman you ask, beards are widely considered attractive. But whether you or not you go buckwild for a man with facial hair, I think we can all agree that beards that grow below the chin are not sexy, especially when they’ve been given free reign to roam wild on an otherwise attractive man’s neck.

Daniel Radcliffe is a wonderful actor and a lover of pubic hair. I want to return the favor by supporting his hair wherever it may grow, but alas, I cannot ignore his hideous neck beard. Someone, please shave it. Please. Click through to see more celebrity men who’ve let their neck overgrowth get out-of-control. [DListed]

#OnlineDatingFail: Sometimes Honesty Is Not The Best Policy

#OnlineDatingFail: Sometimes Honesty Is Not The Best Policy

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots.

Sender: 29, Male
Receiver: 26, Female
Site: OKCupid
Tip: When the second message someone sends you (after you haven’t responded to the first message) is about how badly they want their tongue between your legs, you should reply by telling them how badly you want absolutely nothing between theirs, because assholes should not be allowed to procreate.

Did someone send you a creeptastic or WTF message on a dating site? Take a screenshot of the message/your interaction and send it to us at onlinedatingfail@thefrisky.com. Include the info in the post above. (Don’t worry … if we choose to use it, it’ll be anonymous and we’ll make sure to guard all identifying information!)

#OnlineDatingFail: Let’s Get Acquainted, Have A Threesome … You Know, The Usual

#OnlineDatingFail: Let's Get Acquainted, Have A Threesome, You Know, The Usual

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots.

Sender: 30, Male
Receiver: 28, Female
Site: Tinder
Tip: If this hadn’t happened in the first 24 seconds after “meeting,” it might actually be kind of funny. Inappropriate, but funny. Unfortunately, this is frowned upon.

Did someone send you a creeptastic or WTF message on a dating site? Take a screenshot of the message/your interaction and send it to us at onlinedatingfail@thefrisky.com. Include the info in the post above. (Don’t worry … if we choose to use it, it’ll be anonymous and we’ll make sure to guard all identifying information!)

Feminist Dads Pretend To Breastfeed For An Awesome New Campaign

Dads-Pretend-To-Breastfeed-For-A-New-Campaign

Photographer and father of two, Hector Cruz, believes that dads should know just as much about latching, pumping, mastitis and nipple cream as new mothers do. That’s why he founded Project Breastfeeding, an organization whose mission is to destigmatize public breastfeeding, educate men about what a vital role they play, and empower and support women. Keep reading »

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular