Do Not Want: $455 Dolce & Gabbana Jorts For Men

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 7, 2014
I don't feel like "Do Not Want" really even captures my gut-level reaction to these $455 jean shorts (jorts, if you're nasty) for men. "Fuck no, stop triflin'" or "Get the fuck out of here with this nonsense" is more accurate. Jorts -- that is, denim shorts that have been hemmed, not simply jeans that have bee… More »

11 Things We’d Never Expect To Turn Guys On (But Totally Do)

By: The Frisky / March 7, 2014
Have you ever noticed that most of your traditional efforts to catch a guy's interest (high heels, red lipstick, and such) go unnoticed, but on the day you drag yourself to the drug store for cold medicine, in pajamas, with unwashed hair and a crusty nose, you have to swat potential suitors away with a stick? One… More »

Be My Boyfriend: Jon Boyer, The Hunky Cop Who Rescues Cats

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 6, 2014
Dear Officer Boyer, May I call you Jon, I mean, unless we're role-playing or something? Awesome. Jon, where have you been all my life? Or, rather, where have I been that I'm just learning about you now? I'm just one of many women who have been wooed by your reputation for rescuing and adopting the four-legged creature… More »

#OnlineDatingFail: Assholes Love Company

By: Anonymous / March 6, 2014
The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots. Sender: 32, Male Receiver: 26, Female Site: OKCupid Tip: Like… More »

10 Of The Artsiest D**k Pics You’ll See On Pornstagram (NSFW)

By: The Frisky / March 6, 2014
Pornstagram is just what it sounds like -- an app that lets you crop, filter and share the NSFW pictures that Instagram won't allow. Created last July by French web developer Quentin Lechemia, his hope was that the ability to apply filters to naked pics would make people less ashamed and more excited to… More »

Hey Look, Walter White Jr. Is Modeling For GAP!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 6, 2014
Yesterday, I was perusing and lo and behold, who did I see? A seriously gorgeous male model who, upon closer inspection, I realized was Walter White Jr., aka Flynn, aka RJ Mitte from "Breaking Bad"! My loins haven't been this confused since I found myself having a sex dream about Kevin Spacey/Frank Underwood i… More »

#OnlineDatingFail: Masturbation Is Not An Appropriate Introductory Topic

By: The Frisky / March 5, 2014
The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots. Sender: 30, Male Receiver: 27, Female… More »

BroApp Will Text Your Girlfriend So You Can Have More Bro Time

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2014
BroApp, the android app created by two, 29-year-old Aussie bros Tom and James, is being billed as  "a clever relationship wingman" that pre-programs and sends text messages to girlfriends so that guys "can spend more time with the Bros." Because those extra two minutes of time spent lifting, gaming or hanging with… More »

Jared Leto In Flaunt Is Too Pretty To Be Denied

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 28, 2014
Earlier today, I tweeted the following: "Ugh, Jared Leto is so hot but he gets less so every time I am reminded he hangs out with Terry Richardson." And I'm still totally sad that Jared continues to be friends with the predatory pervtographer, but I might have to take back the part about him being less attractive because… More »

Ask A Married Guy: “My Boyfriend Is Suddenly Being Weird About Moving In Together”

By: Tom Cowell / February 27, 2014
I'm confused about whether or not I should move in with my boyfriend of about a year.  We are both in our twenties. For the past year, I've been living with roommates. During that time, he would frequently invite me over to hi… More »

5 Clues That His Hipster Beard Is Fake, Fake, Fake!

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 26, 2014
Breaking news: According to The New York Post, all those sexy, mountain man beards you've seen parading around the trendiest parts of Brooklyn, Portland, Nashville, Austin and the like, are -- GASP! -- fake, fake fake. Plastic surgeon Dr. Jeffrey Epstein,… More »

Ask A Married Guy: “Why Is My Boyfriend So … In-Between?”

By: Tom Cowell / February 20, 2014
I've been dating a guy for seven months. He's in the middle of an easy divorce (no kids, no assets). I'm going through a divorce too (I have kids). We were head over heels for each other in the first few months. He had no issues with me having kids. He would always ask to… More »

#OnlineDatingFail: Your First Message Shouldn’t Be About Panties

By: Anonymous / February 20, 2014
The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it's a great way to meet people, but we use the term "people" loosely, as some of the individuals we've come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count ... but not to these idiots.  Sender: 34, Male Receiver: 26, Female… More »

15 Ridiculous Sexual Things Guys Actually Believe Women Do When They’re Not Around

By: The Frisky / February 18, 2014
Even the most rational men harbor irrational fantasies about what women do when they're alone. We can blame porn for making them think we fondle each other's boobs at slumber parties and high school urban legend… More »

For All Of Your Gutter Cleaning Needs, I Probably Wouldn’t Call LaborPanes

By: Katie Oldenburg / February 13, 2014
I love a good pun. In fact, just last night I was watching "Modern Family," and smiled the widest of smiles when Cam had to choose between his two favorite flower shops, Floral And Hardy and Florist Gump. (Fun Fact: They're both actual florists.) Cute, right? Then I signed on Facebook this morning, only to… More »

Dumplings, Baby Thighs, & Sweetbreads: Re-Naming 10 Of The Most Underrated Male Body Parts

By: The Frisky / February 11, 2014
The penis, the lips, the eyes, the ass, and the rippling torsos are just a few male body parts that we're supposed to be… More »

16 Things Every Guy Should Know About His Girlfriend (And Creative Ways To Find Them Out)

Sometimes every woman wishes her man would remember more little details about her (and less little details about his fantasy football league). We've already shared many of the things we secretly long for our guys to commit to memory, but what if you're a dude who's struggling to track down all the facts, stats,… More »

Taking It Off: A Semi-NSFW Guide For Men On How To Dress And Undress For Maximum Sex Appeal (In GIFs)

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 4, 2014
Sure, getting dressed and undressed is second nature to pretty much everyone. We do it multiple times every day, why would men in particular need some sort of tutorial? Because, my friends, I recently realized that while there is no explicitly wrong way to get dressed and undressed, there is a decisively sexier way, especially before and after you… More »

Super Bowl Sunday Sex Is Unlikely, So We’re Proposing “Makeup Sex Monday”

By: Katie Oldenburg / February 2, 2014
Newsflash: Super Bowl Sunday is not a good day for sex. The entire day — and weekend, really — is reserved for football, beer, hot wings and lots of yelling at the TV. Do yourself a favor, and start to accept the fact that you’re not getting it on today. Thanks to a new survey… More »

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built An Adult-Sized Version Of The Little Tikes Coupe

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 31, 2014
Dear John Bitmead, AKA The Guy Who Built An Adult-Sized Version Of The Little Tikes Coupe, When I was growing up, my youngest brother had a Little Tikes coupe car, and my other brothers and I delighted in having him drive it up to the edge of this small cliff by our driveway, and… More »

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