Category Archives: Guys

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Nerd Girl Porn: 8 Sexy “Sausage Bread Boys” To Sink Your Teeth Into

From Bagelheads to period blood chocolate, Japan really knows how to start a trend. The latest Japanese trend you can really sink your teeth into is the rise of the unlikely sex symbol, the “sausage bread boy.”

Named after the popular Japanese snack, a hot dog baked in pastry dough, these men, who are currently considered a hot commodity on the singles scene, have body types that vaguely resemble the beloved snack: soft and doughy, fluffy in an appealing way (the illustration above shows the ideal sausage bread boy). As if they weren’t already cute enough, SBBs often dress like laid back mountain men. Yes, we’ll take an order of that, please! [Nerve]

Click through to see some of Hollywood’s sexiest SBBs available for immediate consumption. At least, visually speaking.

#OnlineDatingFail: Let’s Have An Introductory Pee-On-Each-Other Meeting

#OnlineDatingFail: Let's Have An Introductory Pee-On-Each-Other Meeting

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots.

Sender: 32, Male
Receiver: 28, Female
Site: OKCupid
Tip: I don’t care how kinky we say we are. Talking about “pee on me, fruit fuckin’” sex the first time you message someone is a surefire way to stay out of their pants. And think of something more original than “multiple partner havin’”… that’s just pure laziness. Keep reading »

Let’s Ogle New Zealand’s All Blacks Rugby Team Doing The Shirtless Haka Post-Tournament Win

Rugby! Like American football, but the players aren’t as huge and don’t wear helmets. Right? I think. Well, whatever! The point is, New Zealand’s All Blacks rugby team won the World Series Sevens tournament yesterday and celebrated by performing the traditional haka – a traditional ancestral dance/war cry from the Māori people – without their shirts on. Weird, suddenly rugby is my favorite sport. Click through for more photos of these hot jocks celebrating victory by baring their pecs! [via HyperVocal[Photos: Getty Images]

14 Times Our Boyfriends Thought They Were Doing Us A Favor

Oh, boyfriends. While they might always have our best interests at heart, sometimes their adorable efforts to please miss the mark in an epic fashion. Of course we appreciate all the little things they do for us, but when those “favors” include things like putting our favorite dark wash jeans in the dryer or whipping us up a surprise meal that blows our calorie allowance for the month, well, it doesn’t really feel like a favor anymore. Are their happy, “Look what I did for you!” faces totally worth it? Yes, but that doesn’t mean we don’t miss the perfect fit of those jeans. Here are a few examples of kind gestures from boyfriends that, for a variety of reasons, failed to impress. Keep reading »

Ryan Gosling Emerges From Hibernation, Pumps Gas

Ryan Gosling Emerges From Hibernation, Pumps Gas

He’s alive! After months and months and months of not being photographed by the paparazzi, my boo Ryan Gosling was finally spotted out in Los Angeles today. Clearly, the occasion calls for a photo trifecta of him pumping gas, because god knows when we’ll see him again. I mean, I might see him, today in fact, because I’m in LA this week and as soon as I’m done writing the next sentence, I’m hopping in the car and going on a mission. Just gotta keep my eye peeled for that blue flannel… [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Reddit Presents The Man With Three Balls (NSFW)

Step right up, step right up! See the rarest penile anomalies in the world with the touch of your fingertips. Man with two dicks, step aside. The latest sexual sideshow attraction on Reddit is the E.T., the man with the extra testicle. User GardenofGandalf  waited until his 18th birthday, which was yesterday, to debut a photo of his tritestes. His mother must be so proud! You can see the very NSFW picture of his junk after the jump. Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Chef Who Makes Itty Bitty Sushi Out Of Single Grains Of Rice

BE MY BOYFRIEND
Itty Bitty Sushi Chef
Itty Bitty Sushi Rolls!

Dear Chef Hironori Ikeno,

Two of my favorite things in life are sushi and miniature replicas of larger things, so when I heard you were making mini sushi rolls out of single grains of rice, I was understandably intrigued. Also hungry, because have I mentioned how much I love sushi? Anyway, I read that it takes you about five minutes to make each piece of singular rice sushi (you can crank out regular size rolls in just 1 minute), which include full-flavor ingredients like fresh white fish, radish, and chili. You are obviously very talented in the culinary arts, plus, at the risk of sounding like a pervert, you must have very skilled hands…

Care to, ahem, roll with me sometime?

Xoxo,
Winona

[YouTube via Neatorama]

Jake Gyllenhaal Has Groomed Himself Into My Ideal Man

Or, rather, not groomed himself into my ideal man. Wild, untamed, untrimmed, wooly mammoth beard? CHECK. Hair long enough to be casually pulled back into a haphazard low bun? CHECK. Emotionally stunted, as evidenced by his recent tendency to date much younger swimsuit models? CHECK … okay, so he’s not quite my dream man. But close enough! [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Heads Up, Guys: This Is How You Should Dance If You Want To Turn Women On

Sexy Dance Move
Attention, guys. Being a good dancer is all in the neck and the right knee, says a new study done at Northumbria University. Researchers used 3D cameras to film 19 guys between the ages of 18 and 35 dancing. The dudes’ moves were then turned into animated avatars and shown to 35 straight women to rate on a scale of one to 10.

The female participants found men who made big movements with the neck and trunk, the wrist and left shoulder, and fast movements with the right knee, to be the best dancers. Why these particular moves? Well aside from making simply making a man look slick bumping and grinding in the club, scientist say there’s a biological component. The “good” dance moves just so happen to be signals of male fertility. Because we’re all just animals looking to propagate the species. Keep reading »

11 Reasons You’re Not Getting Any Blowjobs

11 Reasons You're Not Getting Any Blowjobs

Show us a man who doesn’t want more blowjobs, and we will show you…a man we’ve never met. Guys, we are picking up all the hints (even the ones you think are super subtle). We know that if it were realistic, you would like us to blow you all day and night (well, for 4 hours and 19 minutes to be exact), and trust us, we’re probably obliging as often as we can. But if you find yourself chronically blowjob-less and aren’t sure why, well, we must be blunt: the problem’s not us, it’s you. There are many ways that guys sabotage their chances for a little oral action, many of which are easily fixable. Here are a few of them… Keep reading »

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