Maybe you have a case of the Mondays? Not me! Meet my new boyfriend. His name is Ruslan, and he is hot. I don’t know anything about him other than that. Anyway, when I woke up this morning, there he was, in my bed. It was like something out of a dream. And yet it seemed so real. So, he rolled around in his Alexis Mabille underpants while I made this video of him. I thought I’d share it with the rest of you poor, less fortunate souls. Jealous? Yes, yes you are. I’ll tell him you said hello. (Not.) [Fashin] Keep reading »
needed an awfully big slab of cardboard when he sang “Dick In A Box” on “SNL.” But here he is, sans recyclable paper products, showing you what he’s working with. That’s right, nothin’ but pants and a boner, in slow motion. You’ll be screaming “Tiiiimmmmber!” because it’s straight-up wood.
Just like we promised back when we reported on “Rock Star Penis Size
,” feast your eyes on just how JT can stick the sexy in your back. [WOW Report
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This Sunday is the Academy Awards of Football and, believe it or not, there are a lot of people who couldn’t care less about this High Holy Day. But if you’re dating a pigskin junkie, you have very little choice: You’re going to be dragged to a get-together where jerseys and body paint are the fashion. Normally, I don’t get wildly excited about football, but this year is a little different for me. I usually just inhale nachos until the Halftime Show, then return to carbo-grazing. Occasionally, I’ll look at the score, or ask if anything is broken.
But for those women (and men) who dread an entire day dedicated to cheering human freight trucks slathered in spandex, please consider that Super Bowl Sunday is a day when you are allowed to eat with your fingers, wear fat pants out, and not actually have to talk to anyone. Just grunt. These are positives. Just show up and do your best dinosaur impersonation. Keep reading »
Look, an excuse for me write about Ryan Gosling
! (Like I need one — did you know Ryan Gosling probably brushed his teeth this morning? So fascinating, that man.) VanityFair.com took a break from declaring their favorite
white girls Hollywood ingenues
and went to the Sundance Film Festival
. There, Krista Smith scored the opportunity to sit down with my BF after seeing his movie, “Blue Valentine,” which Catherine and I can’t wait to see (for different reasons)
. In the video above, Ryan jokes about how he is frequently mistaken for another hot Canadian named Ryan
. Fans realize he’s not Scarlett Johansson’s other-half once they realize he doesn’t have the rippling muscles. Whatever, I’d take either one, depending on my mood. [Vanity Fair
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Single women are always being given advice (whether they want it or not) on the things they’re doing wrong, from the way we dress to how we act on dates. But strangely enough, a lot of things on the to-do list for women can potentially ruin a guys game. Here are 18 things that women do without batting an eye, but when men attempt them, eyebrows are raised. Sorry dudes, guess this would be your grooming glass ceiling.
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