Category Archives: Guys

Are you a woman wondering what men think or a man seeking some female relationship advice? Read our collection of honest essays and advice on dating, relationships, and sex.

Hottie Sandwich: Eli Manning And Tom Brady

Super Bowl Sunday is a spectator sport if you’re an ass woman. Football players fill out those shiny spandex pants better than any hair metal band. When it comes to giving the ladies something to look at, star quarterbacks Eli Manning and Tom Brady are certainly Most Valuable Players.
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The Daily Hotness: Casey Affleck

I have had a total crush on Casey Affleck ever since he played the dimwitted friend in Good Will Hunting alongside Matt Damon, brother Ben, and Cole Hauser. Since then, he’s totally come into his own as an actor, getting a Golden Globe and Oscar nomination for his role in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and as a man. Now a leading hottie with a wife (indie cutie Summer Phoenix) and his second child on the way, we’re pretty sure he’s the hotter Affleck — little brother’s revenge! Keep reading »

Jane Austen’s Men

Maybe because she never settled down herself, Jane Austen created some mighty fine specimens for all of us to drool over – Fitzwilliam Darcy, George Wickham, and Frederick Wentworth to name a few. (If you’re not familiar with these names, you aren’t watching Masterpiece’s The Complete Jane Austen Sunday nights on PBS.) Now you can find out what their online dating profile might have looked like back in the day and pick your Austen man at PBS.org. After 40,010 votes, Mr. Darcy is currently on top. Surprisingly, Mr. Collins (the annoying clergyman/cousin to the Bennets in Pride and Prejudice) ranks seventh. I voted for John Willoughby from Sense and Sensibility. See his profile after the jump… Keep reading »

Vintage Hottie Sandwich: Gael Garcia Bernal & Diego Luna

It’s been a few years since one of our favorite movies ever, Y Tu Mama Tambien came out but we just haven’t stopped dreaming about its stars, Gael Garcia-Bernal and Diego Luna. This was one Hottie Sandwich that we got to see in action…minus a lady in the middle, of course. Relive the homoerotic hotness, after the jump! Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Matthew Fox

Lost is back! Lost is back! I’m a Sawyer girl at heart, but Matthew Fox and his character, Jack, are always tempting me (and Kate!) away from the dark side. As Season 4 finally starts tonight, we’ll hopefully get to see just what the hell Jack meant when he told Kate that they should have never left the island and whether or not we’ll see either of these hotties shirtless now that they’re seemingly back on the mainland. Let my primetime addiction resume! [ABC: Lost]
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Hot Piece Of Ass: Silverchair’s Daniel Johns

Okay, so remember that band Silverchair? The band that had that song “Tomorrow” in the mid-90s? Anyway, they’re from Australia, and even though they dropped off your (and our) radar, like, 10 years ago, they are mega-huge down under. We can totally see why, considering what a stud lead singer Daniel Johns has grown into. In addition to battling manorexia (for serious) and writing tortured love ballads, the singer just split with wife, and fellow Aussie one-hit-wonder, Natalie Imbruglia. We would love to help him rebound. Keep reading »

Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last?


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What do women have against nice guys? Honestly, I don’t think we have anything against them. It’s not like we want to be treated like crap. If a guy we’re totally into is super nice, that’s amazing. But if a guy we’re not quite sure about or completely crushing on starts doing really thoughtful things, it can come across as trying too hard. Yes, sometimes his thoughtful gestures are enough to win our hearts. This happened to me in high school. A guy I didn’t really like sent me 16 roses on my 16th birthday–we started dating and were together for more than a year, which is a lifetime when you’re in high school. But other times he can seem a bit too intense and make us want to exit the situation ASAP. Thoughts? [deviantART] Keep reading »

Weekly Hottie Sandwich: Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell

There’s enough meat to open a New York City delicatessen in Woody Allen’s newest film Cassandra’s Dream which stars Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell. (Now that’s a manwich!) The Brit bad boys play blue collar brothers who agree to murder a guy for some extra cash. Although Woody Allen’s script and direction have been unanimously panned, the casting is the true genius. A Dream indeed.
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Hot Piece Of Ass: Brad Pitt

“Well, duh,” you’re totally thinking. Of course Brad Pitt is a Hot Piece of Ass. Those four words were practically strung together in his honor. That said, this time we’re not honoring William Bradley Pitt for being a HPOA in life, but in this one particular instance, as the spokesmodel for Edwin Jeans. Say what? Apparently, Brad hocks the brand of denim in Japan, the country where tons of huge name movie stars go to make a cheap buck off product endorsement. Whatever, we suppose ads like these kinda make us question his credibility as an actor, but any judgemental disapproval we feel over his obvious greed that he tries to hide behind enormous billboards in Asia is totally stupified by just how goddamn good he looks in them. [DListed] Keep reading »

Hot Piece Of Ass: Maroon 5′s Adam Levine

Maroon 5’s leading man and tattooed tribe member, Adam Levine, may be taking a break from touring, but he can’t stop the beat. He was spotted grooving on the mic at LA’s karaoke hot spot, Brass Monkey. What song does the sexy singer have in his heart? Marvin Gaye’s panty dropping masterpiece, Let’s Get It On. Yessssss, Adam, let’s! My place or yours? [Perez Hilton]
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