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The Daily Hotness: Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake has got game and everyone in Hollywood knows it. JT, who previously appeared in Black Snake Moan and Alpha Dog, is making another movie. The mega popstar will be rocking it in a baseball uniform for a new movie entitled The Open Road, playing a struggling minor leaguer opposite Jeff Bridges and Mary Steenburgen. This week the cast began taping the story of a fictitious player on the real Hooks Team, which is the AA team of the Houston Astros. Although Justin hasn’t had a chance to train with the professional athletes yet, he would have no trouble rounding our bases. [AP] Keep reading »

Jesse McCartney Goys It Up On JDate

He’s not Jewish, he might not even be circumcised, but teen heartthrob Jesse McCartney is on JDate.com, the chosen internet love site for the chosen people. With so many girl fans chasing him, why is the former Summerland star chasing Jewesses? “One of my best buddies is a conservative Jew and his sister had met her boyfriend on JDate,” explains Jesse, who apparently only plays music, not women. The 20-year-old acting/singing sensation decided to try his luck at online dating since his sad split with David Cassidy’s daughter, Katie. “I find myself eager to make a woman laugh!!” he wrote in his “About Me” section on the site. The star, who is working on his third solo album, is no schlub. He’s sweet and genuinely searching for someone to be the Bonnie to his Clyde. Could you be the Bat-Mitzvahed girl he’s been praying for? On his profile, Jesse, aka Jbagel07, breaks out of his boy band image and says he likes to barbecue, golf, go wine tasting, and considers himself low-maintenance. (How can a boy with highlights call himself low-maintenance?) But according to Jesse, “Whatever you wanna do — crazy or low key…I’m down for whatever.” Hot. Does that include eating pork? [In Touch] Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Mark Ronson

From Lily Allen to Amy Winehouse, everybody wants Mark Ronson. And we want him too! Especially after seeing him last night on the Brit Awards (the UK’s equivalent of the Grammys), where he took home the Award for Best British Male. Ronson performed in a tight, 60′s soul-style blue suit, with his name in lights, and the dashing music man showed us how good he is with his hands, accompanying artists like Amy Winehouse on a 12-string guitar. The DJ turned producer has also created two critically acclaimed solo albums and started his own record label, but Mark still hasn’t found what he’s looking for. Just last week, he split with his long-term girlfriend. If you can’t get enough of Mark, here he is in multiples, playing all the members of the backing band in the video for his cover of Radiohead’s “Just”.

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Can You Unsubscribe From An Ex’s Mailing List?

I’m being kind of stalked right now. Not in a scary way, but in an annoying way. A guy that I had a dalliance with many years ago has made a career change from bartender to candidate for a rather high position in state government. A few months ago he messaged me on Friendster, alerting me to his campaign and checking in on how I was. Ever since then, I’ve been included on his campaign’s mailing list and the emails have not stopped. Nearly everyday I am reminded of how he is a real Democrat for change, but what I’m really reminded of is how I once took him to Banana Republic to help him pick out shoes to wear when he saw his ex-girlfriend again. I am alerted to the five new endorsements he has received, but the real alert is the subtle nausea I feel over the fact that he was uncut. Here is the problem — even though I want the guy to win because his intentions seem good, I desperately want to be deleted from his mailing list so the bad memories from my single life go away. But how can I do that without seeming cruel… or like a bad Democrat? Any advice? Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: George Clooney

George Clooney just keeps getting tastier. We’d like to give this former ER doctor mouth to mouth! Especially now that he’s been immortalized in jellybeans. The already edible Clooney was appointed to the United Nations Peace Envoy in January, but now the tall dark and handsome actor/director/activist has had his essence captured in a tasteful portrait commissioned by the Jelly Belly Company. The artist, Roger Rocha, used 10,000 morsels to recreate Clooney in multi-colored yumminess. At the end of the month, the candy Clooney will be donated to a charity of George’s choosing. Does a new, up-and-coming webzine count as a charity? [People] Keep reading »

Hot Guy Trend: Paul Bunyan Beards

Beards aren’t just for gay men anymore. What started as manly scruff has grown into a full-on beard trend, as indie stars rock facial hair like they’re Greek philosophers. From the Foo Fighters’ front man Dave Grohl to Jake Gyllenhaal and Justin Timberlake, razors in Hollywood seem to be strictly for below the belt. Even Entourage’s Adrian Grenier was just spotted looking fine with more fuzz than a chia pet, while baby-faced Disney star Shia LaBeouf is all grown up with whiskers on the set of his new movie Eagle Eye. Although the wave of hair has swept up so many, there has been one casualty: Ryan Gosling. He recently shaved and sure, he’s so sweet we’ll always want him to impregnate us. But Ryan, while your career might be strong, the beard has got to make a comeback. We like our men looking like lumberjacks, it makes us think of wood. Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Hayden Christensen

A couple months ago, I was having a drink with The Frisky‘s “21st Century Love” columnist Erin Flaherty, and Hayden Christensen (star of the new film Jumper alongside his current girlfriend Rachel Bilson) was sitting just down the bar from us, doing a photo shoot for some fancy-schmancy men’s fashion magazine. The point is, I can attest to the fact that he is indeed just as hot in person as this issue of Details suggests. Smolder away, Anakin Skywalker! (Um, nerd alert.) [Oh No They Didn't! and Details Magazine] Keep reading »

The #1 Reason High School Guys Date

Teenage boys might not be the hormone-crazed sex junkies (or wannabe sex junkies) many assume them to be. A report published this month in the Journal of Adolescence says that most of the 10th-grade boys surveyed noted their main reason for dating someone was “I really liked the person.” And then they grow up. [NY Times] Keep reading »

Gross Guy Trend: Offensive Facial Fur

Clearly, bad facial hair is a pet peeve of ours. It’s not that we’ve got anything against it in general — in fact, we love a swarthy man with an amazing beard — but if it’s not done right, facial hair can be totally wretch-worthy. Like the looks Seth Green and Elijah Wood are rocking! Two totally different fuzzy styles, one pool of vomit at our feet. Was Green’s razor inspired by a particularly raging game of Super Mario Brothers? Is that a merkin glued around Elijah’s mug? We’ll never know where they got the terrible idea to leave the house this way, but we can warn men never, ever to take shaving tips from a Hobbit and a Ginger. [Photos courtesy of Wire Image] Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Eddie Vedder

I’ve been majorly crushing on Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder since I was 13, lived in San Diego, and made my mom drive past this house I swore he probably lived in when he was a resident of my fair city before becoming famous. Even though I’ve matured past doing drive-by’s (I don’t have a car, anyway), my love for the lusciously maned singer has not waned (ooh, rhyme!). Which is why I am seriously pissed that the tour he just announced in support of his solo effort, the soundtrack to Sean Penn’s Into The Wild, is only hitting the West Coast. Umm, Eddie, where is the love for the Midwest, South, and East Coast? Nevertheless, he is such an eternal Hot Piece of Ass, I had to celebrate him today and take this opportunity to let my bosses know I will be out of the office for a few days in April. [MSNBC] Keep reading »

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