Category Archives: Guys

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Happy Almost Hump Day!

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Naked Men Make The Best Furniture


The Valley Lodge band has a great look, but even better-looking furniture. The pop quartet pulled some strings and got an apartment decorated with naked men for their video for “All Of My Loving,” and it’s all of their loving, indeed! Man, after watching this, I’ve totally got the tune stuck in my head, but now I’d like to get something else stuck in me — perhaps the whole dining room table. Don’t men make the most functional furniture? [Gayest Ever] Keep reading »

Jared Leto’s Return To Hotness Is Sadly Short-Lived

Jordan Catalano, I mean Jared Leto, took to the stage with his utterly crappy band 30 Seconds To Mars this weekend and was, uh, “rocking” a new ‘do. I like a mohawk on the right dude, but on him I do not approve. Thoughts? [Manchester, 2/21/10] Keep reading »

27 Things Men Never Say (With A Straight Face)

We’ve pretty much never had a man refuse an offer for sex. We’ve had to abort the mission if he couldn’t, um, blast off, but “I’m too tired” doesn’t seem to be in the Guy Vocabulary. That got us thinking: What else can men be counted on to pretty much never say?

Here’s a list of phrases we’ve never, ever heard come out of a man’s mouth … at least not with a straight face. Keep reading »

In Bed With … James McAvoy

VITAL STATS
Born:
April 21, 1979 in Port Glasgow, Scotland
Sun Sign: Taurus
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Aquarius
Mercury: Aries
Venus: Pisces
Mars: Aries

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A Man Makeover Results In Tragic Guyliner And Manscaping Incident

Asylum explores the exciting new frontier of dude overhauls in “A Day in the Life of Sexy Me — One Writer Undergoes a ‘Man Makeover’.” Before his … manakeover? … writer Alan Wieder was a hirsute, rumpled writer-type. “While I’m not unclean,” he says, “I have the overall look of an out-of-work, perhaps even indigent, humanities professor.” That is, until Asylum got a hold of him. The makeover team’s goal? Take him from Rumple-stiltskin to Authorial Hottie. What followed: a haircut, a beard trim, a brow waxing, some lip plumper, a bit of bronzer, and guyliner. The result: rocker … ish. Once back out on the streets, though, no one seemed to notice. At work, a coworker declared he looked like “a gay clown.” The ladies over at Lemondrop “pronounced the new Alan “a bit like Pete Wentz’s sad-sack uncle the family would desperately like to disown.” Ouch. So, would you rather do Alan Before or After or Never? [Asylum] Keep reading »

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