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In Bed With … Shaun White

VITAL STATS
Born:
September 3, 1986, 4:37 am, San Diego, CA
Sun Sign: Virgo
Ascendant: Leo
Moon: Virgo
Mercury: Virgo
Venus: Libra
Mars: Capricorn

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11 New Terms For Giving Him A “Hand”

It seems that women are genuinely shocked that men enjoy genital stimulation via your lovely mitts. But it’s true. They were hot in your parents’ basement when we were teens, and they’re hot now.

But maybe the problem is our terminology. A “blow job” sounds fun. Playful. Kind of like a Blow Pop. But a “hand job” sounds like construction work.

Words are power. Here are 11 alternative names for an erotic activity that is definitely hands-on. Keep reading »

Crush Of The Day: Tobias Truvillion

Tobias Truvillion is one of “Brooklyn’s Finest” in every way you can take the phrase. He not only reportedly holds his own against veteran actors Don Cheadle, Richard Gere, Ethan Hawke, and Wesley Snipes in the film, which opens tomorrow, but also provides a bit of eye candy in the gritty crime drama. It’s too bad he didn’t pop up on our radar until now, though. We might have become soap opera fans if we’d known Tobias was a regular on “One Life to Live” from 2006 to 2008. His soap role, resident-bad-guy-cum-business-man Vincent Jones, is nothing like “Brooklyn’s Finest”‘s Gutta, an undercover cop who’s trying to set up one of BK’s top drug dealers. If this film doesn’t sound like your ideal Friday night movie, then Tobias can be seen in “The Tested” next and in the Broadway play “Black Angels Over Tuskegee.” [Essence.com, IMDB, BV Buzz] Keep reading »

H&M Ad Showcases Photoshopped Penis Of Horror

I was cruising around the internet today, when I came across this H&M ad for men’s denim. For whatever reason (ahem), my eyes migrated to his crotch, where I found … not much. Is it just me, or has this male model’s crotch been Photoshopped into near oblivion? There just isn’t much there. In fact, where his family jewels should, say, pooch, they’re practically inverted. And the whole package looks rather, er, foreshortened. What do you think about this case of the penis gone missing? Keep reading »

Benicio Del Toro Thinks Big Thoughts

In Tokyo, actor Benicio Del Toro tries to remember my number and decides he’s going to call me as soon as this stupid press conference for “The Wolfman” is over. [3/2/10, Tokyo] Keep reading »

Mind Of Man: Putting The Love In MILF

Not all hotties grow up to be sexy MILFs. That’s because MILFs contradict the dominant fashion paradigm. Youth is not beauty and vice versa. Experience counts. There was a time when a mother was a wholly desexualized human being. A woman stripped of want, lust, and femininity. MILFs obliterate this old-fashioned stereotype. A woman retains her sexual power after childbirth. She is, in fact, more potent. A hot mama.

Like most guys, I love MILFs. It always baffled me when I was an editor at BEER FART BOOBS magazine why we didn’t feature more MILFs. It took me a couple of years to realize that our magazine was for young men but read by tired old men who depressingly took “college are the best years of your life” to heart. They wanted jailbait. Not secure, sophisticated women who can shuck corn with their thighs. Keep reading »

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