Can you say girl-schwinggg? Lord almighty, I do not watch Animal Planet, but that may change, after seeing these thuper thekthy shots of animal trainer David Salmoni looking all naked and stuff in Flaunt. Hubba-hubba. I like your hair shirt, baby! “I think the sexiest think you can do is get into conservationism,” the 34-year-old Canadian says. Usually, I’d be like what-ev-er. Now, I’m like ooookkkayyy, whatever you sayyyy. Check out some more slobberingly hot shots of Mr. Salmoni wrastling with himself after the jump.
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Our friend Sara Benincasa is what you might call a litttttttle
boy crazy. It seems like every other week she has a new celebrity crush that she just can’t stop obsessing over. This week she sent us this little video confessing her love for a certain “controversial” sportsman who she has not-so “family friendly”
feelings about … check out what I mean, above! Keep reading »
Sometimes we don’t show enough appreciation for the fellas around here. While they drive us batty — and there’s more than a few rotten apples threatening to spoil the bunch — there are some truly amazing, wonderful, simple things we not only notice about men, but positively love. Check out 50 after the jump … Keep reading »
Nobody likes a cheater. But there are some situations that are almost impossible to resist. Let Asylum’s token girl tell you why we feel sympathetic toward guys who cheat, even while we’re smashing your Xbox with a hammer. Watch it! Keep reading »
If a woman asks a man out on a date, she is not obligated to buy dinner. I just wanted to clear that up.
Life is all too brief a cosmic commercial break to spend it sending telepathic messages to crushes old and new. In medieval times, sure. ‘Twas the men who came calling. But those were the days when women were dragon bait. We live in modern times, so hurry up and ask that special man/bartender/skeeball competitor out. And, again, don’t worry about the bill. I’ve actually been asked this question. The dude will take care of it because that’s what dudes do. There are some things the male of the species will always be in charge of, like bear defense. You know what else? Buying dinner on the first date. (Dear Testicles: She’s going to spend time and money getting her hot on anyway.) Keep reading »
Jimmy Kimmel rounded up the hottest celeb studs for a sketch called “The Handsome Men’s Club.” And ladies, it’s the kinda babelicious clip you need to watch on full screen! Keep reading »