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The Daily Hotness: Eddie Vedder

I’ve been majorly crushing on Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder since I was 13, lived in San Diego, and made my mom drive past this house I swore he probably lived in when he was a resident of my fair city before becoming famous. Even though I’ve matured past doing drive-by’s (I don’t have a car, anyway), my love for the lusciously maned singer has not waned (ooh, rhyme!). Which is why I am seriously pissed that the tour he just announced in support of his solo effort, the soundtrack to Sean Penn’s Into The Wild, is only hitting the West Coast. Umm, Eddie, where is the love for the Midwest, South, and East Coast? Nevertheless, he is such an eternal Hot Piece of Ass, I had to celebrate him today and take this opportunity to let my bosses know I will be out of the office for a few days in April. [MSNBC] Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Uno The Beagle

I know what you’re thinking. Uno is a dog. A beagle at that. But he’s undeniably cute and a real charmer, not to mention a total winner! Uno won the Westminster Dog Show, a triumph that is especially awesome because usually frou-frou dogs like poodles win at beauty contests like that. Uno is just your average, albeit pure bred, dog, that likes to play fetch and cuddle on the couch watching the boob tube. I’m a real dog person, but I don’t let any ol’ thing crawl into my bed, but I would let Uno cuddle by my feet anytime. Keep reading »

Hugh Hefner’s Decorating Tips

A recent three-person survey (Amelia, Emily, and myself) revealed that if a guy’s place resembles the Playboy mansion, he is probably a slime-ball. Interior decorating prowess seems to play some part in a man’s overall attractiveness, but most of the guys we know don’t read magazines like Domino or Elle Decor for decorating tips. Where do they get ideas for what to hang on their walls and which sheets go with the chocolate brown duvet cover? Kelvin Browne writes how Playboy/Hugh Hefner shaped his views of sex and the home in an article for the National Post: “Overtly masculine, Playboy pads flaunted lots of chrome and leather furnishings, usually black leather. ‘Clean lines,’ I think the phrase was, bold with a James Bond quality and all the latest gadgets. I fantasized about how remote controls and sex were intrinsically connected. You closed the drapes with a remote, flicked another remote and the lights dimmed, and hit another button and the fireplace exploded into flames.”

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The Daily Hotness: Kanye West

Kanye West is a lil’ cocky and we like it! While giving a Grammy acceptance speech for Best Rap Album, the producers tried to usher him off the stage, cuing up the music while our baby tried to thank his mama. But he let everyone know he wasn’t done, and we weren’t done checkin’ him out either. So if you’re still jonesing for the jawbone that just won’t quit, you have to check out his music video for the latest single off Graduation, “Flashing Lights.” We’d be happy to flash the rapper our headlights! Bound and gagged, Kanye’s got junk in the trunk and is happy to let a woman in lingerie beat him. He’s sooooo gangsta! And if you’ll do anything to get Kanye with the lights off, he’s coming to a town near you as his Glow In the Dark tour hits the road in April.
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The Daily Hotness: Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds has been on everyone’s lips this week. While we wish he was pressed against ours, rumor has it he and Scarlett Johansson might be engaged — the blonde bombshell was seen shopping for wedding dresses with her mom over the weekend. Although they’re denying the rumor, there is no denying how hot Ryan is. He’s so funny and yet still so fine. While we loved him in the ABC sitcom Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place back in the day, did you see him in that tight grey suit on the red carpet at the premier of Definitely, Maybe? This Van is driving us Wilder! Keep reading »

Hot Pieces Of Ass: The Guys Of Gossip Girl

The young guys of Gossip Girl, the hit CW show about Manhattan’s elite teens, are so sexy they make us feel like cougars. The barely legal boys, Penn Badgley (nice guy Dan), Chace Crawford (tortured prepster Nate), and Ed Westwick (bad-boy Chuck), are getting even closer than the steamy scripts permit in this month’s Out magazine. It’s a three for the price of one issue, since the gay men’s mag has found a way to fit them all into one frame and made the Gossip Guys cover boys with a full spread inside. The three were photographed wrestling, playing with Nerf guns, and crossing swords — not like that, you pervs! We’re talking fencing here! Whether or not they’re gay, straight, or taken (Crawford has been linked to country star Carrie Underwood), we can all get some hot prep school boy action without having to wait until Wednesday’s episode. Now that’s something we can all get behind. [Out Magazine] Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Lipstick Jungle’s Robert Buckley

So I finally got a chance to watch the first episode of Lipstick Jungle this weekend and, boy, did this guy give me a great first impression. His name is Robert Buckley and he plays a 25-year old hottie named Kirby, who becomes the much younger lover of married magazine publishing exec Nico (played by Kim Raver). His character is supposed to be the dangerous, enticing, livin’ on the edge sweet but bad boy who adds a little spice to Nico’s otherwise lackluster love life. We’re sure that was a major stretch. Keep reading »

International Pick-Up Artists: Who’s Got Game?

“Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.” While this pick-up line may have success in Germany, according to a Times Online article on international dating styles, all men find themselves constantly fumbling for a way to impress the ladies. From handling finances to feminism, guys around the globe chimed in with their whiny tales of chasing tail. What did they have to say? Frenchmen, known for their seductive savoir faire, gripe that it’s hard to meet women because they seem so busy. Passionate Italian men, who like to hoot, whistle, and grab, complain new sexual harassment laws are holding them back. On the other hand, shy Australian guys require a wingman for back-up. The well-dressed Brits find themselves too proper to make passes unless they have liquid courage and Germans are obsessed with self-help dating seminars. Wah, wah! What about American guys? Find out, after the jump. Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Ryan Phillippe

Ryan Phillipe is known for his charm, but even when he isn’t playing a character (like Sebastian in Cruel Intentions) and he thinks no one is watching, he is still totally captivating. From his sly smile to his six-pack, he’s got classic Hollywood good looks, yet his personal life is so normal. He pumps his own gas, takes care of his kids, and best of all, doesn’t ever diss his ex, Reese Witherspoon. He has managed to rise up the celeb caste system (next up he stars in the war drama Stop Loss) and still be a family man. Just this week he was snapped with his son at the grocery store goofing around. Nothing is sexier than a man that’s good to his kids, especially when it’s dad as hot as Ryan Phillipe! We’re sure his impressive fatherhood matches his manhood. Who wouldn’t like to take Ryan home and call him daddy? Keep reading »

Gross Guy Trend: Cargo Kilts

I have Scottish blood running through my arteries and veins, so the sight of a man in a kilt isn’t as horrific to me as it might be for others. That doesn’t mean I’m hoping men will start wearing them regularly, especially when they’re made from duck cloth instead of a family tartan. But at $140, the Utilikilt is a splurge, and it’s unlikely that men will start purchasing them en masse. Unless they realize that wearing one will give their precious bits more room to breathe. [ThinkGeek via Uncrate] Keep reading »