I have Scottish blood running through my arteries and veins, so the sight of a man in a kilt isn’t as horrific to me as it might be for others. That doesn’t mean I’m hoping men will start wearing them regularly, especially when they’re made from duck cloth instead of a family tartan. But at $140, the Utilikilt is a splurge, and it’s unlikely that men will start purchasing them en masse. Unless they realize that wearing one will give their precious bits more room to breathe. [ThinkGeek via Uncrate] Keep reading »
The Daily Hotness: Johan Santana
There’s a new apple bottom in the Big Apple — Venezuelan baseball stud Johan Santana. The 150 million dollar man was traded from the Minnesota Twins for four other players. With that kinda 1:4 ratio, you know the guy must be packing some serious heat — we know we’d love to get a hit off the New York Mets’ new pitcher! He looked so confident and hunky in his blue baseball cap at the press conference that we can’t wait to see the talented 28-year-old all suited up in his new uniform. Santana will be wearing number 57, just like a Heinz ketchup bottle, so how can we resist giving him a squeeze? Keep reading »
Sean Penn and James Franco Play Gay
Our prayers have been answered! The City of Angels is sending us another homoerotic love story. The film, a biopic of influential San Franciscan gay activist and politician Harvey Milk, will feature two straight men: James Dean look alike James Franco and the steamy, newly-single Sean Penn. Those two together sound tastier than dim sum in Chinatown! Although no sex shots from the movie have made their way onto the Internet yet, (Boo! Where are my homo hackers at?) there is evidence of romance in these pics up on Towleroad.com. But really, even in clothing, these two men make us grateful for all the good things they’re doing for gay rights….and our libidos. [Check out an awesome vintage AP image of Harvey Milk, after the jump...] Keep reading »
The Daily Hotness: Andrew Shue
Andrew Shue — ‘member him? The resident Melrose Place hottie, founder of early 90’s non-profit Do Something, brother of actress Elizabeth Shue? Well, he was back on TV this week, looking finer than a grain of California sand, campaigning for Barack Obama. Shue isn’t just another actor throwing his two cents into the political ring — he’s a lifelong activist with clever, optimistic things to say that sound better than he even looks after all these years. It’s a pleasure to watch polysyllabic words slide out of his mouth! But Shue is more than just a nice, socially conscious, hot piece of ass; the Dartmouth grad cares about women and founded the largest social networking site for mothers, cafemom.com. Smart, sensitive, sexy, and he likes drama — this is man we can all keep our eyes on. [The Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Hottie Triple Decker Sandwich: The Men of Late Night
How could anyone resist the mouth on Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart or Conan O’Brien? Between the suits, the wit, the perfect hair, and the geek chic, sometimes we just want to watch the handsome hosts on mute in slow motion. And it looks like they’re in on our dirty little secret. In true form, they’ve managed to even outdo themselves! Like a pack of superheroes, the three combined forces last night on all of their programs. That’s right 3 for the price of 1! The too-hot-to-handle trio have had a hilarious back and forth feud on-air over the past week. In Colbert’s cocky form, he claimed he was responsible for Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee’s success. Conan then countered claiming he created Colbert. Then, through a vintage tape of the Jon Stewart Show, which had the stud back in early 90’s duds, Colbert came on The Daily Show to argue that Jon was in fact the god who created them all. (We’d be happy to kneel at his alter!) But nothing seemed to settle it, and Conan was ready to wrestle.
Monday night, the argument culminated on Conan in one of the funniest fight scenes of all time. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert snapped up to Conan like Jets from West Side Story, they knucked it up Three Stooges style, and then they danced. We still can get the picture of the three of them showing off their smooth moves on one screen out of our heads! Sigh, sweet dreams are made of late night talk show hosts. Keep reading »
Hottie Sandwich: Eli Manning And Tom Brady
Super Bowl Sunday is a spectator sport if you’re an ass woman. Football players fill out those shiny spandex pants better than any hair metal band. When it comes to giving the ladies something to look at, star quarterbacks Eli Manning and Tom Brady are certainly Most Valuable Players.
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The Daily Hotness: Casey Affleck
I have had a total crush on Casey Affleck ever since he played the dimwitted friend in Good Will Hunting alongside Matt Damon, brother Ben, and Cole Hauser. Since then, he’s totally come into his own as an actor, getting a Golden Globe and Oscar nomination for his role in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and as a man. Now a leading hottie with a wife (indie cutie Summer Phoenix) and his second child on the way, we’re pretty sure he’s the hotter Affleck — little brother’s revenge! Keep reading »
Jane Austen’s Men
Maybe because she never settled down herself, Jane Austen created some mighty fine specimens for all of us to drool over – Fitzwilliam Darcy, George Wickham, and Frederick Wentworth to name a few. (If you’re not familiar with these names, you aren’t watching Masterpiece’s The Complete Jane Austen Sunday nights on PBS.) Now you can find out what their online dating profile might have looked like back in the day and pick your Austen man at PBS.org. After 40,010 votes, Mr. Darcy is currently on top. Surprisingly, Mr. Collins (the annoying clergyman/cousin to the Bennets in Pride and Prejudice) ranks seventh. I voted for John Willoughby from Sense and Sensibility. See his profile after the jump… Keep reading »
Vintage Hottie Sandwich: Gael Garcia Bernal & Diego Luna
It’s been a few years since one of our favorite movies ever, Y Tu Mama Tambien came out but we just haven’t stopped dreaming about its stars, Gael Garcia-Bernal and Diego Luna. This was one Hottie Sandwich that we got to see in action…minus a lady in the middle, of course. Relive the homoerotic hotness, after the jump! Keep reading »
The Daily Hotness: Matthew Fox
Lost is back! Lost is back! I’m a Sawyer girl at heart, but Matthew Fox and his character, Jack, are always tempting me (and Kate!) away from the dark side. As Season 4 finally starts tonight, we’ll hopefully get to see just what the hell Jack meant when he told Kate that they should have never left the island and whether or not we’ll see either of these hotties shirtless now that they’re seemingly back on the mainland. Let my primetime addiction resume! [ABC: Lost]
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