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The Daily Hotness: Ashton Kutcher

You know, Ashton Kutcher is definitely kind of a dweeb and while it goes without saying that he is smokin’ hot, we haven’t always been convinced that he’s the sharpest knife in the drawer, due in no small part to his convincing portrayal of mega-dummy Kelso on That ’70s Show. But the first few seasons of Punk’d on MTV were brilliantly funny (remember the one where they convinced Justin Timberlake that his possession were being seized and the dude almost cried?) and it seems the Kutch may have more tricks up his sleeve. Ashton has been hard at word on a new project, Pop Fiction, which targets the paparazzi and various tabloid media outlets with outrageous and totally fake news stories — like Paris Hilton’s dalliance with a “shaman” and perhaps even the outbreak of Hepatitis at Ashton’s birthday party, two stories covered seriously by the tabs. Ashton, we should have never underestimated that your talent for pranks wouldn’t match you good looks. Keep reading »

Hot Guy Trend: Cardigans

We’ve long been fans of cardigans for ourselves, especially the oversized, boyfriend-style ones. But since Mr. Rogers (may he rest in peace), we hadn’t seen too many gentlemen geeking out in button-down sweaters. However, over the last few months, several of our guy friends have asked our opinion about the sweaters, and British store Asda has sold more cardigans in the past two months as they have in the last three years put together — they sold 226,000 in January alone. We love smart guys, and cardigans are a little like glasses in that they both have that Clark Kent-style, hidden-sexiness allure about them. Plus, Johnny Depp and David Beckham have been buttoning up lately, and as Johnny and Becks go, so goes the rest of the world. [Telegraph.co.uk and J.Crew] Keep reading »

Clothes Don’t Make The Man, But…

A suit doesn’t necessarily make a guy look hot. We see A TON of middle-aged men wearing them on our way to work, and we’re not the least bit attracted to a single one of them. But, when we see a guy we already find handsome all cleaned up, especially if it isn’t his everyday attire, we kind of want to rip the thing off him. This could be because when they’re wearing a suit, men come the closest they can to transforming their bodies into the Greek ideal, according to Anne Hollander’s book Sex and Suits. Suits create clean lines, widen the shoulders, narrow the hips, add an air of power, and make us curious to find out what’s underneath. [Financial Times] Keep reading »

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Grooming Down There

The most hilarious moment in the Sex and the City movie trailer is the moment that Samantha comments that Miranda is growing a natural forest along her bikini line. Miranda replies, “When you’re married, you have a different set of priorities.” That is so true, and I am not even married yet. Waxing scares me, so I’m a shaver, but I have to admit that my artistry with the blade leaves much to be desired. My man doesn’t seem to mind, but then again, after four years, it’s a little too late to complain. So I decided to ask some of the other guys on my IM what their preference is for her hair down there. After the jump, The Music Nerd, The Hipster Guy, and The Sensitive Guy give their opinions. Keep reading »

Frisky Quote Of The Day: From Craigslist

“The past 3 months I’ve (made) appointments with four escorts who posted ads [on Craigslist]. I cannot fully express my outrage and disappointment when I met them in person.” — Mike, a “john” in Raleigh, complaining that the Internet lets people exaggerate their beauty [The News & Observer, Raleigh, NC] Keep reading »

Top Five Robo-Lovers

The Times U.K. just released its awesomely nerdy list of the “50 Best Movie Robots”. As we geeked out and combed through the nominations, we found our human senses drooling. Sure, a bunch of them are programmed to kill, but they’re still pretty damn sexy. Maybe it’s all the sculpted metal, maybe it’s because they have bodies that just won’t quit — or perhaps we just have that weak mortal need to reason. While your man may think he’s dragging you along to watch his fave sci-fi/action flicks, we know your secret — there’s always an eyeful for the ladies too. In homage to manly machines, after the jump are The Frisky’s “Top Five RWLH’s (Robots We’d Like to Hump)”.

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The Daily Hotness: Brett Favre

Here’s what I know about Brett Favre. A) He’s the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, a NFL franchise actually owned by the citizens of Green Bay itself. B) He just announced that he’s retiring because he’s gettin’ up there for a football player. C) He had a cameo in There’s Something About Mary and the big joke in the film was pronouncing his last name like it had two syllables (“Fahv-ruh”). D) He is super duper hot and looks way better now as an aging athlete with grey-peppered blond hair than when he started as a rookie. Wait, are newbie football players called “rookies”? I don’t know. But Favre, football fans will miss you, especially this football fan who only ever roots for the players with the hottest bods. Keep reading »

Frisky Quote Of The Day: Barack Obama on Boxers or Briefs

“I don’t answer those humiliating questions. But whichever one it is, I look good in ‘em!”

– Senator Barack Obama in response to the question, “Boxers or Briefs?”, posed by Us Weekly Keep reading »

Hot Guy Trend: Going Bald

The Daily Hotness: John Krasinski

Cosmo, consider this probably the only time I will whole-heartedly agree with you about something. John Krasinski, who plays the world’s best TV boyfriend, Jim Halpert on The Office, is indeed a “fun, fearless male”. He’s also hot, sexy, smart, and funny, but I digress. Keep reading »