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Gross Guy Trend: Athletes With Horrific Facial Hair

There is a thin line between good facial hair and bad facial hair. But extremely horrible, offensive, make-you-wanna-wretch facial hair is really easy to recognize. Like Scott Spiezio who plays for the St. Louis Cardinals. Nice devil goatee, dude. AOL Sports has compiled many, many more terrible examples. I weep for the razors going unused. [AOL Sports] Keep reading »

Dealbreaker: Bad Music Taste

There are so many things involved in attraction. From clothing to chemistry, a never-ending list of items can be turn-offs. But sometimes differences are a turn-on, from magnets to men, you know what they say: opposites attract. Still, some things are so repellent, they’re dealbreakers.

When my friend introduced me to a man who was over a foot taller than me, pale as a sheet of paper with pitch black hair and black leather boots laced to his knees, I fell head over heels for this grown-up goth. I’m sure we looked like a bit of an odd couple, or the cast of a horror movie (me being the girl that would get killed first) but he was sweeter than the little pink dresses I wore. On our dates, he was so cute and surprisingly funny, all I could do was giggle and find ways to show off my cleavage.
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The Mind Of Man: Bros Before Hos, A Necessary Myth

Okay ladies, how many times has this happened to you? It’s a beautiful Saturday afternoon. You and your man have lunch plans with the parents. At a nice restaurant, too. One of those cloth napkin, jacket required, “why are you ordering a burger when the chef’s signature trout almondine is on the menu today”-kind of places. Yeah, it’s shaping to be a pretty good day.

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The Daily Hotness: Gaspard Ulliel

Who?, you may be asking. Does it really matter? Honestly, this might be the most exciting Daily Hotness yet, as we just stumbled upon his photos yesterday and our knees instantly went weak in the way that only pouty lipped French men can cause. Gaspard is indeed a French actor, who you may have caught in Paris, Je T’Aime and Hannibal Rising. If you haven’t seen him anything yet, hopefully your local art house theater will be showing any one of his upcoming French film projects. Otherwise, you may just need to put on some sexy Edith Piaf and peruse the extensive online gallery of photos on his website (otherwise known as our Friday night plans!). [GaspardUlliel.net] Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Usher

Usher kind of seems like a creepster, what with the cheating on TLC’s Chili, etc. But he’s really ridiculously hot and we totally love his smooth jams. Not all the Daily Hotness guys need to be worthy of bringin’ home to mom. Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Charlton Heston

Charlton Heston died this weekend at the ripe ol’ age of 83. In addition to being a major gun nut, we were fascinated to discover he was also a civil rights protester in the ’60s. He was also once extremely dashing and handsome — we kind of love that movie Ben-Hur and, damn, didn’t he make a foxy Moses in The Ten Commandments? Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Moby

Call us suckers for Jean-Luc Picard style bald men and horn-rimmed glasses, but when Moby adds a beat that just makes a girl want to get down, what you have is one chic geek! His new record Last Night, is an electronica romp that plays like an evening out with a man who likes to push all your buttons. Just like the man, you gotta check the new record out! [Moby.com] Keep reading »

Hot Guy Trend: Dudes In Tortoise Shell Wayfarers

Yeah, I know. Guys in Ray-Ban Wayfarers are not a trend. But guys in TORTOISE SHELL Wayfarers should be. All the dudes are either wearing the black ones, or the white ones, or the red ones, which have a very hipstery vibe. But this weekend, my feef tried on a pair of the tortoise shell ones and my god did he look like a hot piece of country club ass. And I mean that in a good way. [Ray-Ban]

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The Daily Hotness: Mark Consuelos

I’ve watched soap operas my whole life, so I’ve been a bit of a Mark Consuelos fan ever since he played Mateo on All My Children opposite real-life wife, Kelly Ripa. I’ve noticed that women of all ages can agree on one thing — Mark is very hot. Yet he doesn’t get nearly enough love on the blogosphere. Enough of that! Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Heath Ledger

Today would have been Heath Ledger’s 29th birthday (it’s also the 40th Anniversary of Martin Luther King’s death, lest you think we’ve forgotten what’s really important). While we’re still so sad that Heath left the world in such a tragic and unexpected way, we can’t wait to see his final contribution to the film industry in the upcoming Batman: Dark Knight. The Joker is suddenly one sexy bastard. [Just Jared] Keep reading »