Guys

Brawny, Bearded Tom Hardy Doesn’t Feel Very Manly

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 11, 2014

“I have always been frightened with men. To the point where I couldn’t go into a gym because of the testosterone and I felt weak. I don’t feel very manly. I don’t feel rugged and strong and capable in real life, not how i imagine a man ought to be. So I seek it, to… More »


The 12 Types Of Dudes Who Will Try To Pick You Up At A Bar

By: Katie Oldenburg / April 10, 2014

As a single female, I’m all too familiar with the dating scene and the post-traumatic stress often endured after a night out at the bar. “We met online,” is the new “we met at a bar,” and there’s a reason for that: far too many evenings are spent swatting away deadbeats and touchy-feely drunk dudes. More »


Nerd Girl Porn: 8 Sexy “Sausage Bread Boys” To Sink Your Teeth Into

By: The Frisky / April 3, 2014

From Bagelheads to period blood chocolate, Japan really knows how to start a trend. The latest Japanese trend you can really sink your teeth into is the rise of the unlikely sex symbol, the “sausage bread boy.”

Named after the popular Japanese snack, a hot dog baked in pastry dough, these men, who… More »


#OnlineDatingFail: Let’s Have An Introductory Pee-On-Each-Other Meeting

By: Anonymous / April 3, 2014

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots.

Sender: 32, Male… More »


Let’s Ogle New Zealand’s All Blacks Rugby Team Doing The Shirtless Haka Post-Tournament Win

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 31, 2014

Rugby! Like American football, but the players aren’t as huge and don’t wear helmets. Right? I think. Well, whatever! The point is, New Zealand’s All Blacks rugby team won the World Series Sevens tournament yesterday and celebrated by performing the traditional haka – a traditional ancestral dance/war cry from the Māori people — without their shirts on. Weird, suddenly rugby is my favorite… More »


14 Times Our Boyfriends Thought They Were Doing Us A Favor

By: The Frisky / March 28, 2014

Oh, boyfriends. While they might always have our best interests at heart, sometimes their adorable efforts to please miss the mark in an epic fashion. Of course we appreciate all the little things they do for us, but when those “favors” include things like putting our favorite dark wash jeans in the dryer or whipping… More »


Ryan Gosling Emerges From Hibernation, Pumps Gas

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 27, 2014

He’s alive! After months and months and months of not being photographed by the paparazzi, my boo Ryan Gosling was finally spotted out in Los Angeles today. Clearly, the occasion calls for a photo trifecta of him pumping gas, because god knows when we’ll see him again. I mean, I might see him, today in fact,… More »


Reddit Presents The Man With Three Balls (NSFW)

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 24, 2014

Step right up, step right up! See the rarest penile anomalies in the world with the touch of your fingertips. Man with two dicks, step aside. The latest sexual sideshow attraction on Reddit is the E.T., the man with the extra testicle. User GardenofGandalf  waited until his 18th birthday, which was yesterday, to debut aMore »


Be My Boyfriend: Chef Who Makes Itty Bitty Sushi Out Of Single Grains Of Rice

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 22, 2014

Dear Chef Hironori Ikeno,

Two of my favorite things in life are sushi and miniature replicas of larger things, so when I heard you were making mini sushi rolls out of single grains of rice, I was understandably intrigued. Also hungry, because have I mentioned how much I love sushi? Anyway, I read that… More »


Jake Gyllenhaal Has Groomed Himself Into My Ideal Man

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 22, 2014

Or, rather, not groomed himself into my ideal man. Wild, untamed, untrimmed, wooly mammoth beard? CHECK. Hair long enough to be casually pulled back into a haphazard low bun? CHECK. Emotionally stunted, as evidenced by his recent tendency to date much younger swimsuit models? CHECK … okay, so he’s not quite my dream man. But close enough! [Photo: Fame/Flynet]More »


Heads Up, Guys: This Is How You Should Dance If You Want To Turn Women On

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 19, 2014

Attention, guys. Being a good dancer is all in the neck and the right knee, says a new study done at Northumbria University. Researchers used 3D cameras to film 19 guys between the ages of 18 and 35 dancing. The dudes’ moves were then turned into animated avatars and shown to 35 straight women to… More »


11 Reasons You’re Not Getting Any Blowjobs

By: The Frisky / March 18, 2014

Show us a man who doesn’t want more blowjobs, and we will show you…a man we’ve never met. Guys, we are picking up all the hints (even the ones you think are super subtle). We know that if it were realistic, you would like us to blow you all day and night (well, for 4More »


Guy Talk: I Was The Angry Boyfriend

By: Dennis Hong / March 18, 2014

My girlfriend and I moved in together six months ago, and as to be expected, it’s taken some time to get used to each other’s idiosyncrasies – doing the laundry, putting away dishes, and so on. For instance, Melissa sorts our clean towels according to size. I, on the other hand, prefer to separate by… More »


A Guy’s “Ideal Day” Would Include 4 Hours And 19 Minutes Of Sex

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 17, 2014

Thanks to a survey conducted by Unilever Deodorants, we now know that men are — surprise!– terribly unrealistic when it comes to time management. We also learned that more than half of guys under the age of 34 suffer from serious FOMO, that  lots of dudes text while pooping and that they make to-do listsMore »


The Dos & Don’ts Of Shopping With Your Girlfriend

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 14, 2014

At my boutique job, I see a lot of guys shopping with their wives and girlfriends. Some of them are amazing shopping partners, helping their ladies pick out cute dresses and offering helpful feedback in the dressing room. Some of them are completely disengaged, plopping down on a chair immediately upon entering the store and… More »


Macklemore Doesn’t Want Women To Have To Pee & Poop On Messy Toilet Seats Anymore

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2014

Macklemore feels so connected to the plight of women — having to pee and poop on toilet seats soiled by slovenly men — that he wrote an instructional, reggae style rap about how dudes can have better aim in the bathroom. His Instagram video, set against the backdrop of a toilet full of his pee,… More »


10 Things We Love About Chubs

By: The Frisky / March 12, 2014

As much as we appreciate the obvious benefits and abilities of a rock hard cock, there’s something about a chub — a soft, malleable, half-erect penis — that makes it our second favorite penis form. Is it the shape? The texture? The fact that it hasn’t committed to anything yet?  The appeal of being able to decide… More »


14 Reasons To Love Luke Bryan (In GIFs!)

By: Katie Oldenburg / March 12, 2014

Some people live their whole lives never meeting their soul mate. But for those of us who love country music, that will never be the case, because on July 17, 1976, Luke Bryan and his cute tushie entered the world. The universe will never be the same.
For those of you who don’t know… More »


8 Of The Most Unsavory Celebrity Neck Beards

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 11, 2014

Depending on the woman you ask, beards are widely considered attractive. But whether you or not you go buckwild for a man with facial hair, I think we can all agree that beards that grow below the chin are not sexy, especially when they’ve been given free reign to roam wild on an otherwise attractive… More »


#OnlineDatingFail: Sometimes Honesty Is Not The Best Policy

By: Anonymous / March 9, 2014

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots.

Sender: 29, Male
Receiver: 26,… More »


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