On Tuesday, “American Idol” contestant Adam Lambert dramatically belted out “Mad World” by Tears for Fears, a performance so good he knocked stone cold Simon Cowell onto his feet. Cowell actually gave him a standing ovation, saying, “Words aren’t necessary but I’m going to give you a standing ovation.” Woah! We got the DL on Simon’s new fave. Keep reading »
Men don’t have “guilty pleasures.” We own, nay, celebrate what’s bad for us. Our obsessions are points of pride, not shame. You’ll never see a guy wolf down a small mountain of waffles with a side of pig and squeal, “OMG, I can’t beliiiiieeeeve I ate everything! Tee! Hee!”
We will shamelessly sit in a nest of pizza crusts playing video games for endless hours. Unabashed tears will crawl out of the corners of our eyes when the hometown team chokes at the last minute (tears so manly, of course, that they leave little craters in linoleum). Beer will be quaffed, their caloric potency mocked. These are the things that make life worth living. That, and never ever getting bored of slyly peeping springtime legs stretching out from under brand-new short skirts. Keep reading »
The Stranger‘s has a hilarious column called “The Different Kinds Of People That There Are: A Complete List,” which is, of course, not a complete list by any means, but is still hilarious. Here’s a sample:
People Who Will Just Have a Bite of Whatever You’re Having: Please, please, please just order your own lasagna.
People Who Studied Abroad in a Third-World Country: Congratulations.
People Who Are Secret Hookers: They’re your friends, but they’re hookers! Ssssh!
After I was done laughing, I realized there’s a similar list to be made about the different types of GUYS there are. Check out 15 generalizations, after the jump! Keep reading »
I remember my first blow job as if it was yesterday. A stairwell, in a bar, with a guy named Dave Wolf, who, just in case you might forget his last name, had a wolf tattooed on his shoulder. I was a late bloomer, sorta, so my first beej came when I was 19. But certainly guys must have as potent memories of the first time they went down on a girl — where did it happen? What did they think? And from where did they divine that initial technique? It was the perfect Tuesday lunchtime question for the guys on my IM… Keep reading »
Love your glasses! But seriously, you need to gain some weight back. I’m all for gettin’ heart healthy, cutting back on the trans-fats and the beer intake, but you’ve taken it too far. How do I know? Because with all the poundage, you’ve lost your ability to be funny. Your “Saturday Night Live” hosting gig this weekend was terrible and we can only blame the writers so much. Your delivery was awful! I mean, who’s ever heard of a funny guy who isn’t funny? I’m not sure why you lost your giggle-inducing talent along with the weight, but if you want to save your career, you’ll start chowing down on the McGangBangs FAST. Also, be careful with the roles you choose. Your cameo in “Superbad” was genius — your starring role in the upcoming “Observe and Report” is cause for concern. Not everyone’s terrible choices go the way of Jimmy Fallon, who somehow managed to score a late-night hosting gig despite “Taxi” and “Fever Pitch.” Oh and seriously, even if you hadn’t sucked on “SNL” this weekend, I still would be suggesting you trim back on the trimming back — you were cuter with a lil’ meat on your bones.
P.S. A clip of your “SNL” monologue is after the jump, for those who were lucky enough to miss it the first time. Keep reading »
Today is the final day to vote in March Man-ness! Right now, Chris Kramer of Purdue is beating Conner Teahan of Kansas by 166 votes, but it’s not too late to change the outcome. VOTE NOW — we’ll announce the champion tomorrow. Keep reading »
Robert Pattinson is a total babe, even when he was one. Star magazine managed to get their grubby little hands on Pattinson’s first pictorial as a model and it proves he was a hot child in the city, runnin’ wild and and looking pretty! Although, even as a grown up stanky man beast, I still want to tap that “Twilight” ass. But for now, I’d just like to personally thank whoever was responsible for taking a picture of him in nothing but boxers. Talk about a spread! [Towleroad]
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The month of March may be over, but we’re just getting into the really exciting part of March Man-ness: the final game. You’ve narrowed the field from 16 college basketball stars to the final two. Will Chris Kramer or Conner Teahan win the title of March Man-ness Champion? We’ll only know when we count the votes at the end of the day on Monday, April 6. May the
best hot man win! Keep reading »
We’re now in the final stage of March Man-ness: End Game. In this last round, you will be deciding between just two NCAA men’s basketball players. The one who gets the most votes is this year’s Champion. Who are you voting for? Keep reading »
Today is the last day to vote in Round 3 of March Man-ness. Right now, Chris Kramer of Purdue is in the lead with 407 votes. The race for the second spot in Round 4 is close: Conner Teahan of Kansas has 219 votes, and Ryan Tiesi of Pittsburgh has 243. VOTE NOW, because Round 4 starts tomorrow! Keep reading »