I’ve learned a few things about love in my time here on Earth, and one of them is that relationships built on sex usually don’t last. First, no matter how cool she is, no matter how good-looking she is and no matter how much you dig her, there is someone out there who is sick of her. (This probably applies to guys as well.) Second, there is a very good chance that when a guy begins drifting away from a lady, he’s just sick of boning her. (Again, it’s possible that ladies stray for the same reason, but being a guy, I really can’t be sure.)

What’s the hype? With the amount of ladies Tiger Woods is scoring, you’d think he’s got a peen made of vaginal ambrosia — or is it just the billions he’s worth that make him a delicious lay? Kiki T. delves in to work it out …

VITAL STATS:
Born: December 30, 1975, 10:50 PM, Long Beach, CA
Sun Sign: Capricorn
Ascendant: Virgo
Moon: Sagittarius
Mercury: Capricorn
Venus: Scorpio
Mars: Gemini

So, she dumped you. Sorry! Sometimes women do that sort of thing. Now, you want to know why? Your buddies say: “Who cares!” You want to know anyway. There are many reasons she may have thrown your heart out with the trash, but more likely than not it’s one of the top 10 most common reasons that women dump men. Was it something you said? Was it something you did? Was it all that eating Cheetos in bed? After the jump, find out why she dumped you, but, trust us, the answer isn’t always pretty.

Normally, this is a man’s problem. Some pretty young thing, a starlet of the day, Brooke Shields, the Olsen Twins, or Miley Cyrus in a blanket is splashed everywhere, exposed to the full media gaze— gorgeous, nearly naked, and jail-bait. Now, it’s mine.

According to the NY Daily News, Lindsay Lohan started dating this booty before she left for India (she’s there, like, on some humanitarian mission, but reportedly she’s hating every second of it). It belongs to Adam Senn, a male model that you would probably recognize from the first season of “The City,” if you actually watched that crap. All I know is that this ad makes me believe in the power of briefs. [NY Daily News]

So, Tiger Woods cheated on his wife. For those of you who don’t know, Tiger Woods is a professional golfer worth a billion dollars. He is involved in a sex scandal, much like your average politician, rock star, or preacher. I have no opinion on the topic. Except that Tiger Woods has the fashion sense of a middle-aged suburban father who screams into his clenched fist every time he surveys the smoldering ruins of dreams that dot the empty horizon of his soul. Which might be the standard plight of golfers, as the sport is just an expensive version of lawn darts for plumpers with platinum cards.

Wait. That’s an opinion. I hate golf. I blame golf for giving us Tiger Woods in the first place.

Ever since Tiger Woods was in that car accident last week and rumors swirled that his wife Elin Nordegren had scratched his face during a fight (and may have gone after him with a golf club) there’s been buzz about female-on-male domestic violence. I confessed to having once hit a boyfriend and the comments on the post have been filled with debate. I was curious about how other men would respond if their girlfriends got physical with them, so I went to the guys on my IM and asked them to weigh in.

The other day, Wendy asked you, our readers, to share the worst pick-up lines that you’ve ever heard. And, ladies, you’ve heard some real doozies! Check out our favorites after the jump.

Nylon Guys’ tagline says it’s “not for girls,” but putting Jared “I Have Not Aged A Day Since Playing Jordan Catalano” Leto on the cover says otherwise. 

The Sexiest Man Alive was welcomed by fans at the Tokyo Airport—I wonder if they liked his delightfully Anna Wintour-esque bob?

Recently, the girlfriend of men’s nightmares took a golf club to her boyfriend’s Xbox 360, simply because he wasn’t showing her enough attention. A small (OK, a large) part of us gave a mental fist pump. After all, we know what it’s like to be overshadowed by our man’s favorite toys. The other part of us wanted to tell this guy to get a restraining order. Still, it’s fun to daydream about what we’d demolish, if only we weren’t afraid of incurring psycho status. And so, here are the top 10 items of his we wish we could toss out the window: