Rejoice, nerds everywhere, you will finally get to grope a breast. And not just any boob, this one is pretty dang powerful. Rest your hand on the soft rubber top for that real feel. Tweak the nipple to make the arrow squirm. I can’t say what messages the iTit will send to your penis, but your computer will obey its every command. Isn’t it amazing how technology keeps finding ways to improve internet porn?! But you one-handed typers out there, if you do actually ever get a woman to come back to your place, you better hide this. [Yanko Design via Trend Hunter] Keep reading »
Last week, I posed to you an interesting question of dire importance: If you had the chance to be the opposite sex for a day, what would you do with your time? Clearly, I am not the only one who lies awake at night pondering this fantasy, because y’all answered in droves. After the jump, to-do lists for Men-For-A-Day and Women-For-A-Day, as well as some of the funniest and most clever reader answers. Keep reading »
This week, Chaz (nee Chastity) Bono was granted a petition for a legal gender and name change, making him officially a man. This awesome news for Chaz brought up an interesting question for us; let’s say you got the chance to actually be the opposite sex for a day — what would you do? After the jump, the 5 things I would do if I were a dude.. Tell us what you would do if you were the opposite sex for 24 hours — don’t want to leave our male Frisky readers out! — and I’ll post the best answers next week! Keep reading »
My obsession with Anti-Monkey Butt Powder continues. This is a real product, people! There’s regular Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, and there’s Lady Anti-Monkey Butt in a pink bottle, natch. I saw this product for the first time a few months ago on a store shelf, and I have been preoccupied with the name ever since. It’s only a matter of time before I start rocking the Anti-Monkey Butt temporary tattoo. Now, I bring you the Anti-Monkey Butt commercial, in which a jogger who has monkey butt gets knocked down and butt powdered by a giant monkey. If you want to watch more, there’s an Anti-Monkey Butt Powder YouTube channel. Enjoy. Keep reading »
Boing Boing points us to a Metro Times story on Jay Thunderbolt, a six-foot-five, 45-year-old Detroit resident who operates a strip club out of his house. Thunderbolt was left facially disfigured after he was shot in the head by a stranger when he was 11. For much of his life, he worked as a bodyguard — for a “dirty cop” and an adult theater owner. Eventually, he settled on running a strip club out of whatever private residence he was occupying. The business is open 24 hours a day, and customers can pick dancers from a photo album filled with Polaroids. “It’s 10 dollars a dance with the g-string on, 20 dollars with the g-string off,” according to house rules, and the proprietor takes 10 percent. What happens if the cops show up? The CEO of Thunderbolt Entertainment explains what he tells the girls: “Somebody show them some boobs, press them up against the window and say thank you for being a cop.” [Metro Times via Boing Boing] Keep reading »
The digital age leaves little room for deniability.
Your iPod is your iPod, and so are the songs on it. Which is great, except for those moments when a friend picks up your device and scrolls through to reveal a few of your awful, embarrassing secrets. Or worse, if someone decides to plug your iPod into a set of speakers at a party.
With that in mind, Asylum decided to poll its writers with the question: Which song(s) or artist in your iPod would you be most embarrassed by if a friend found it in a playlist? Read more … Keep reading »
Last week after I wrote about 30 things every woman should quit doing by 30, our friends at Crushable wrote a great response post on 30 things every man should quit doing by 30. It suddenly occurred to me: we’ve been letting men off the hook for too long! We’ve had all these posts about what women should quit doing by 30 or should have or learn or know by 30, but what about the guys? So, without further ado, 30 things every man should have by 30, after the jump. Keep reading »
Condomania has big, big news: In fact, they’ve undertaken a study that is poised to change the face of this great nation and the men who live here. See, back in 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, a line of “tailored-fit prophylactics” that come in 76 — count ‘em — 76 different sizes, and have since tracked the sales of the over 27,000 men in 70 countries who bought them. Analyzing this cache of data was no small (heh) undertaking, but the results for the U.S. have been released (haha) and, well, let’s just say not everything’s bigger in Texas. [Condomania]
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Single women are always being given advice (whether they want it or not) on the things they’re doing wrong, from the way we dress to how we act on dates. But strangely enough, a lot of things on the to-do list for women can potentially ruin a guys game. Here are 18 things that women do without batting an eye, but when men attempt them, eyebrows are raised. Sorry dudes, guess this would be your grooming glass ceiling.
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