We’re a fan of this peek-a-boo menswear from Miss Feeney’s Finery featuring pinup girls hidden in silk ties and fedoras. These ties may look traditional when seen from the front, but flip up the end and you’ll see that there’s a cute retro-honey posing on the silk interior. Guys can select a pattern and a favorite girl, whether they’re going for “Brains over Brawn” or “Style, Squared.” For the cooler months, there’s also a felt fedora, the lining of which features Miss Feeney. The line is designed by Marie Shepard, and Miss Feeney is a tribute to her men’s apparel pioneer grandfather’s secretary of 25 years. “It seems quaint, I know — antiquated — but I think people are ready for a return to proper finery,” Shepard says. “With maybe just a hint of modern sex appeal.” [Miss Feeney's Finery via Gorilla Mask] Keep reading »
Is your new flavor of the week extremely good-looking, complementary at the bar, always well-dressed and open about his emotions? He might seem perfect, but maybe he is just a moodle, a man-poodle. Here’s a little explanation of the man-poodle from Urban Dictionary: “Women like to walk the moodle, feed the moodle, play with the moodle, but they never do the moodle.” After the jump, find out the 10 signs your new guy might be a moodle! Keep reading »
I’m not going to be shy about this. I’m a big supporter of the idea that men should have man things. Their own style underpants. Their man caves. Their awful brands of beer. In that spirit, I gave two big thumbs up to the blessed arrival of THE ORIGINAL MAN CANDLE. I’m so excited about it, it makes me want to use all-caps all the time. They’re candles! Made for men! They are MANDLES. But what the heck does a man candle smell like? Find out after the jump. Keep reading »
Rejoice, nerds everywhere, you will finally get to grope a breast. And not just any boob, this one is pretty dang powerful. Rest your hand on the soft rubber top for that real feel. Tweak the nipple to make the arrow squirm. I can’t say what messages the iTit will send to your penis, but your computer will obey its every command. Isn’t it amazing how technology keeps finding ways to improve internet porn?! But you one-handed typers out there, if you do actually ever get a woman to come back to your place, you better hide this. [Yanko Design via Trend Hunter] Keep reading »
Last week, I posed to you an interesting question of dire importance: If you had the chance to be the opposite sex for a day, what would you do with your time? Clearly, I am not the only one who lies awake at night pondering this fantasy, because y’all answered in droves. After the jump, to-do lists for Men-For-A-Day and Women-For-A-Day, as well as some of the funniest and most clever reader answers. Keep reading »
This week, Chaz (nee Chastity) Bono was granted a petition for a legal gender and name change, making him officially a man. This awesome news for Chaz brought up an interesting question for us; let’s say you got the chance to actually be the opposite sex for a day — what would you do? After the jump, the 5 things I would do if I were a dude.. Tell us what you would do if you were the opposite sex for 24 hours — don’t want to leave our male Frisky readers out! — and I’ll post the best answers next week! Keep reading »
My obsession with Anti-Monkey Butt Powder continues. This is a real product, people! There’s regular Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, and there’s Lady Anti-Monkey Butt in a pink bottle, natch. I saw this product for the first time a few months ago on a store shelf, and I have been preoccupied with the name ever since. It’s only a matter of time before I start rocking the Anti-Monkey Butt temporary tattoo. Now, I bring you the Anti-Monkey Butt commercial, in which a jogger who has monkey butt gets knocked down and butt powdered by a giant monkey. If you want to watch more, there’s an Anti-Monkey Butt Powder YouTube channel. Enjoy. Keep reading »
Boing Boing points us to a Metro Times story on Jay Thunderbolt, a six-foot-five, 45-year-old Detroit resident who operates a strip club out of his house. Thunderbolt was left facially disfigured after he was shot in the head by a stranger when he was 11. For much of his life, he worked as a bodyguard — for a “dirty cop” and an adult theater owner. Eventually, he settled on running a strip club out of whatever private residence he was occupying. The business is open 24 hours a day, and customers can pick dancers from a photo album filled with Polaroids. “It’s 10 dollars a dance with the g-string on, 20 dollars with the g-string off,” according to house rules, and the proprietor takes 10 percent. What happens if the cops show up? The CEO of Thunderbolt Entertainment explains what he tells the girls: “Somebody show them some boobs, press them up against the window and say thank you for being a cop.” [Metro Times via Boing Boing] Keep reading »
The digital age leaves little room for deniability.
Your iPod is your iPod, and so are the songs on it. Which is great, except for those moments when a friend picks up your device and scrolls through to reveal a few of your awful, embarrassing secrets. Or worse, if someone decides to plug your iPod into a set of speakers at a party.
With that in mind, Asylum decided to poll its writers with the question: Which song(s) or artist in your iPod would you be most embarrassed by if a friend found it in a playlist? Read more … Keep reading »