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Is KFC branching out into prophylactics? No, although that would be, um, interesting. This here rubber is just one of the many mock-ups of corporate-sponsored condoms on the kickass Tumblr blog, New Condoms. I’m partial to the M&M’s condom myself! Though I don’t know how dudes will feel about a condom that suggests “It melts in your mouth, not in your hands.” Melt is usually one of those verbs that shouldn’t be used to reference the peen. [NewCondoms.Tumblr.com] Keep reading »

Worst. Father’s. Day. Gift. Ever.

No, this is the best press release we’ve received as staffers at The Frisky. That one is now the second best. Keep reading »

Pejazzling Is Exactly What You Think It Is

I guess what’s good for the goose is really good for the gander. Or at least what’s good for Jennifer Love Hewitt is also good for … guys. We’ve been making fun of the art of vajazzling for years now. But now it appears that one dude—British reality television star Mark Wright, to be exact—is trying to make the same trend of sticking Swarovski crystals to your downtown areas in cutesy patterns happen for men. And yes, he is calling it “pejazzling.”

“Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings—this is no different,” he explains. Keep reading »

Boxer Jeans Are The New WTF Underwear For Men

Both boxers and jeans are so comfortable for men. Why not combine the two? A Japanese company has made JeanPants, a pair of boxer-briefs printed to look like denim cutoffs, according to Styleite. Why any guy would want to look like he’s wearing denim cutoffs a la Jessica Simpson in “The Dukes Of Hazzard” is beyond me. If a guy whipped off his Levi’s to reveal denim-esque boxers underneath, I would laugh and laugh.

However, here is the real question: is this sartorial atrocity better or worse than a href=”http://www.thefrisky.com/tag/jeggings”>jeggings? [Japan Trend Shop via Styleite] Keep reading »

Because All Your iPhone 4 Is Missing Is A Pair Of Balls

Protect your iPhone from possible damage and indulge your family jewel fetish at the same time with a case adorned with dangling testes. Because, as the creators of Phoneballs put it, “Whether male or female, chances are you have been touched by a pair of balls in your life…. don’t you want to touch ‘em back?” [$15, Phoneballs]

[UPDATE: Yeah, I originally called it a 4G. I'm still using a rotary, what can I say?] Keep reading »

Come And Get These Sperm Jeans!

One of my biggest fashion pet peeves are what Stacy London and Clinton Kelly of “What Not to Wear” call “fancy jeans.” That’s any pair of jeans that are bedazzled, painted, embellished, or appliqued in any way. I find “fancy jeans” offensive. But these “cum wad pants” take “fancy” to a whole new level. WHO and WHY? [The Clearly Dope] Keep reading »

Beware Of The Murse: Man Bags Causing Back Pain For Dudes

Listen—can you hear that? It’s the sound of the proverbial gender playing field being leveled. Us ladies are no longer the only ones with back problems thanks to slinging heavy purses over our shoulders. According to the British Chiropractic Association, there has been a 21 percent increase in the number of man bags (murses?) sold in the past year—think Cristiano Ronaldo and his trusty Gucci bag. This spells major back trouble for dudes since the average guy is now carting around 13.7 pounds worth of stuff in his bag. “Man Bags are now a necessity for many men during their daily lives, but they could cause back and shoulder pain from prolonged stress,” says an association spokesperson. “We need to become more savvy in how we use them, whilst learning to read our bodies and know when we’re placing too much pressure on certain points.” Amen to that. But when men start complaining about high-heel pain, I am outtie. [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »

So That’s How It’s Done!

Like anyone with an inquisitive mind and too much time on her hands, I have a lot of questions about boners. The week is young and I’ve already got one answered. [via Shlooby Kitten] Keep reading »

A Flesh Hoodie For The Dudes

Is this real? It’s what appears to be a hoodie for guys that almost perfectly resembles real flesh. I’m not sure how I feel about this one. Those nipples? That farmer’s tan? Still, I do appreciate what appears to be a hint of a six-pack. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume they don’t make a female version. You’d have to beat the boys off with a stick. [Don't Panic] Keep reading »

Dude Looks We Love: Aviator Sunglasses

Aviator sunglasses have been around for nearly 100 years, making appearances in everything from “Top Gun” to Lindsay Lohan’s coffee runs. They’re a great look on both sexes, but there’s something so hot and mysterious about a guy in dark aviator sunglasses. Here are five reasons we love a man in aviators … Keep reading »

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