I’ve already told you my deep, dark sexy shapewear secret. But now it looks like the British version of Target, retailer Marks & Spencer, has come out with a line that gives men a good “spanxing.” The slimming BodyMax Shapewear undershirts feature tummy-sucking elastic and ergonomic panels to smooth love handles and moobs. The slimming T’s look just like the stuff fancy bikers wear, but they’re actually made similarly to women’s girdles, except the dude version is 100 percent cotton. A spokesperson for BodyMax says their shirts will shave an inch and a half off his waist, all for less than $20 a pair! Shoot, that’s at least half the price of shapers for women! It’s kinda funny that a century after women unleashed themselves from corsets, men kind of want them for themselves.Now, the genders are truly equal — at least underneath it all.
To see an actual, real life, hot-as-all-hell British guy try the BodyMax on, click on … P.S. It’s totes sexy, but SFW!
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Forget the messenger bag and the murse, now there’s a fanny pack designed especially for dudes. One of the raddest Etsy.com stores, Junk Prints, is now hocking a Manny Sack. Or as the designer puts it, a waist bag for a “really BIG macho man” who “would only keep man stuff in this bag, like a screwdriver, a Swiss army knife, a little black book (cuz we all know how you have to keep yer ladies/menzes organized) and Mentos so yer breath ain’t stank.” Three have already sold, girl! Do you think you’d do a guy who’s man enough to carry around another sack on his body? [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »
During the holidays, gift ideas abound. But if you’re a guy, you know shopping for a woman isn’t easy. And heaven forbid you get her the wrong gift. Then you get that look. And you might end up spending New Year’s eve alone. After the jump, the top 20 gifts a man should never, ever get a woman. Keep reading »
Our buddy Copyranter spotted this excellent ad for Jockstrap Maid Service. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that what you get for the money is a dude in a thong who wanders around your apartment pretending to clean. Santa, can I get this one in my stocking? [Copyranter] Keep reading »
I don’t really have a type — men are just plain sexy, especially when they’re approaching me with a smile. A funny, confident guy trying to get on my good side drives me wild. But if I look down at his hands and they’re all Busted McDirty, that’s my manscaping dealbreaker. Nails you are too lazy to cut, with dirt caked underneath and uneven breaks, don’t even try it, pal! I’m a germaphobe and you’re not gonna get your funky fingers all over me. Is that ridiculously shallow? Maybe. But you know I’m totes nail-obsessed. I cannot handle a man who can’t handle his hands. How’s he gonna care for me if his own digits don’t mean a thing to him?
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You’re probably thinking to yourself, “WTF, Amelia? Why would I want a bunch of metallic balls all stuck together?” Allow me to explain. You know how when you’re noodling over an idea, or talking on the phone, and you need something to do with your hands and masturbating wouldn’t really be appropriate? Well, Bucky Balls are the hottest innovation in desk toy technology. Made from 216 rare-earth magnets, Bucky Balls can be formed into any shape your hands desire. Seriously — just watch the fun demonstration video after the jump. Rolling Stone called it the “Toy of the Year,” Esquire says there’s “no better desk toy,” and Real Simple says it’s the perfect gift for dudes. Don’t know what to get your annoying frat boy brother? Now you do. [$30, GetBuckyBalls.com]
Bucky Balls is offering Frisky readers 20 PERCENT OFF from today, Dec. 16, to Sunday, Dec. 20. Simply click here and enter coupon code “FRISKY” when shopping. Keep reading »