Little Rooster: Your New Favorite Big O Alarm Clock

Rise and shine!

Adult toys can be crazy expensive these days. The technology to get you off is growing so rapidly, it’s hard to keep up with them. The XXX store near me has an interactive display with a salesperson explaining the differences between the dozens of vibes, so you can find the one that hits the right spots for your own body and experience level. Pro tip: Use the display toy on the tip of your nose to see how it tickles your face.

The toy I have, the Form II, was recommended to me by a coworker who not only has one herself but knows her toys. The cost was around $125. (Yeah, I know.) If you are going to put down a grand for the new iPhone, $125 for an infinity amount climaxes is a steal.

What about a toy that wakes you up with a big O? No more snooze button, just pure pleasure. It is the perfect way to start your day. So what’s the deal with this double-duty product? Does it actually work? Let’s find out.


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