Ten Women Share Their Thoughts That Occur to Them During Sexy Time
You've definitly thought this
“Oh no! He’s going to come so soon.”
There are several reasons your guy might finish too fast. It could have been a while since he got some, or maybe that’s just his way. It is also possible that your genitals just make a good pair.
If you’re lucky, he’ll feel bad and help you finish with his mouth and hands.
“Oops! Did he just hear me fart?”
Farting (and queefing) are totally normal body functions, but they are also hilarious in certain settings. In the bedroom, they are super embarrassing. (It is even awkward when you make that farting sound with your bellies.)
Regardless… Yes, he heard you fart. Just hope that it doesn’t stink. If it does stink… I have no advice. Run?
“Okay, time to think about Ryan Gosling.”
If the humping isn’t really doing it for you, you can always think about someone extra dreamy.