This Guy Gives a Mind Blowing Reason For Cheating On His Girl

I'm pretty sure he was lying the whole time

Cheating is a despicable, deplorable thing, but if you could save humanity by doing, it’s acceptable. Blogger Bella was pretty mad when she found out that her boyfriend received oral pleasure from another woman, but he claims that he did it to save millions of people.

In a series of horrifically misspelled texts (which I’ve interpreted), Bella’s boyfriend explained that he didn’t actually cheat on her. Yes, he received oral satisfaction from some very giving young woman, but had he not distracted her with a sexual act, the entire world would have fallen into calamity, literally.

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