Signs That A Woman Needs to Get Laid…And Fast!
We've all been there...
Let’s be honest, when you’re in a dry spell, changing the sheets can fall to the wayside. Who are you trying to impress, your dog? No. Ladies who’ve been firmly in a desert know that sheet changing happens when:
1) you spill your tea/coffee/vodka
2) your mom is coming to visit
3) you just can’t take it anymore
4) when a partner to end that dry spell with appears on the horizon
Those are the only options.
Guys aren’t the only ones who like to watch adult movies to get them in the mood for self-exploration. Our tastes may vary, but we still like to watch other people getting it on when we can’t. We’ve all gotten to know that mysterious, trench-coated silhouette very well when we’re not getting to know anyone else…
The male stripper is making a big comeback these days with traveling shows like Chippendales and movies like Magic Mike. We all know that we will go approximately 80% harder than anyone else at these shows if we are missing the D.
P.S. If you’re at one of these and your friend is screaming just a little too loud, you gotta step up your wing-woman game! Help your friend get it, girl!