The Biggest Turn Offs About Doing It
That Wet Spot Though...
The term “making love” is rarely used these days. It conjures up images of red rose petals on a fluffy white bed with candles scattered around the room. It gives the idea of doing it in the missionary position, slowly, with no accidental farts.
That’s not a realistic scene most of the time though. Let’s face it: Boning can be really gross sometimes. From the fluids to the smells… There are plenty of things that we choose to ignore while going at it because the good outweighs the bad. Sometimes accidents happen though, like kicking a man in the stomach while changing positions.
As long as no one poops in the bed (unless that is a consented kink), enjoy your dirty deeds.