Getting Caught and Other Must-Haves for a Dirty Bucket List
How many have you checked off?
When you think about it, we all so serious and focused in bed all the time. Have you ever gotten it on with a partner that was light-hearted and full of giggles? It might start with with a fart and evolve into funny dirty talk in a foreign accent or playing with your toys like they were action figures.
This is a type of romp that would most likely include a long time partner as making jokes during the sesh might scare off a new person.
Dull your senses with a blindfold, ambient music, and having your partner not speak a word during the act. This will heighten your sense of touch and you will notice so many things about your own pleasure if you are just concentrating on your skin being touched and licked. Your pleasure will heighten without visual cues distracting you.
The chance of a stranger catching you go at it is thrilling and gets your adrenaline going, which makes the actual intercourse hotter.
Skip the mile high club as it is overrated and unhygienic. Restaurant or bar bathrooms might get your banned for life. Try a stairwell, behind some bushes, a roof top, a multi-stalled bathroom at the mall… the options are endless.
If you get caught? Usually the person who found you will be more embarrassed than you are. Unless it’s security, but they’ve seen everything and then some before.