The Steamiest Hookups That People Have Ever Had
You may need one hand free when you read this!
The Pizza Guy
I was a virgin when I got married, so I never had a one-night stand when I was younger. Now I’m divorced and I’m not ready to date yet. But I still like and want sex. So a Tinder hookup is perfect sometimes.
Last night, my ex had the kids and I had wicked insomnia. I connected with a guy on Tinder and he was over in 30 minutes. We had sex and then I was able to fall asleep. It was as easy as ordering pizza! (J.J, via Cafe Mom)
Je ne sais quoi
I’m not the type of woman who uses her sexuality as an advantage. But a couple of years ago, I got a job at a firm working for a man I was attracted to. He wasn’t especially tall or handsome but he exuded this—the only fitting word is magical, no spellbinding—energy. Every time we passed each other, the tension was always high. A volcano of erotic energy would always erupt inside me whenever we made eye contact. Deep down I always knew that I couldn’t possibly be alone in feeling this way, but months went by and we managed to maintain a purely professional relationship.
It was the day when I completed one year in the company, I looked up from my desk to see him standing in the doorway. It was 8 o’clock, so everyone had already left. He didn’t have to say a word as he closed the door and walked to me. I stood and untucked my blouse, reassuring him silently that I was ready for it.
When we finally accepted each other for the first time, that volcano burst inside and seconds later I was pressed against the wall and he was deep inside me. We rocked like animals, and we climaxed simultaneously. (via Sarcasm Online)
Helping With an Experiment
I was kind of a stud in high school but when I got to college, no one cared about me as a freshman and it kinda sucked. One night I was chilling in the common room and these two drunk girls offered me a shot of whiskey. Turns out they wanted to experiment and neither of them had been with another girl or had a threesome.
I felt lucky as they chose me to join in the fun. We took a few swigs of booze and headed back to one of the girl’s dorm rooms. We removed our clothes and went straight to bed. They started making out with each other and I was watching the whole play. Eventually, I had one girl sitting on my d**k and the other one sitting on my face.
A few hours later we went our separate ways. Memorable night, I could say. (via Sarcasm Online)