Hilarious Excuses People Have Made To Get out of Doing It

I have a headache...?

Sometimes you just don’t wanna bone. It’s a simple as that. If you say “I don’t want to” then your partner’s feelings might get hurt and then it may turn into a long conversation about your relationship (which isn’t bad talk to have, but maybe not the right time).

Maybe your partner is a little agressive and keeps rubbing their junk on you while you’re trying to watch Jessica Jones and they can’t take a hint. Saying “I’m tired” can only get you out of the deed so many times.

And for strangers you drunkenly taken home? Hell, I fall asleep and hope they don’t steal my stuff.

These Redditors share they ways they’ve gotten out of sexy time and they are equal parts madness and hilarity.

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